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I have to agree with Starbuck that this so-called evolution (EVILution if you ask me) is entirely preposterous. If my cousin was a monkey, then surely I could legally marry him and have babies. But guess what? You can't because monkeys are different SPECIES so not even cousins at all!

Just one lie bandied around by the evilution brigade.

Also, if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better", but oh look at that a cheetah runs faster than me.

If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible). Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible.

Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved.

So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please.

CodewordConduit, Atheist Central--Ray Comfort's Blog 49 Comments [12/21/2008 6:36:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Eric Blair
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Papabear

Evolution has made most humans smart enough to avoid conficts with cheetahs. Too bad about you.

12/21/2008 6:43:06 PM

aaa

Do we have to take your opinion seriously?

12/21/2008 6:43:27 PM

C_V


it never fails to amuse me that these idiots think that human beings are, by default, the "best" species. that humans are somehow the ultimate expression of life. dumbass.

12/21/2008 6:43:59 PM

Booley

"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"

Such fail I almost want to call POE.

How can anyone, even a fundy, not be able to hear their own words?

12/21/2008 6:47:32 PM

stoat100

Poe. From profile:

Blogs I Follow
Atheism is the Rational Response
Atheist Central -- Ray Comfort's Blog
Frodology
Pharyngula
Stephen Law
The Intelligent Zone
The Non-Prophet
The Raytractors - Ray Comfort's Detractors

12/21/2008 6:50:19 PM

Average Guy

"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"

Look at that, the bible is proof of the bible.

12/21/2008 6:51:28 PM

afacelessatheist

Well you did prove your own retardation, good job!

12/21/2008 6:52:38 PM



Poe. Come on.

"the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)."

12/21/2008 6:53:33 PM

Nihlum

Pi is not equal to 3, please return to go and start again.

Oh an "Evolution does not work that way"

12/21/2008 6:53:45 PM



"which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible"

I have read it more than once; I found over 600 direct verse contradictions. I highly doubt that you've ever read the Bible; if you had, you wouldn't believe what you just said.


"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."

Very ironic that you mention snakes. What about the reptile which had vocal cords by which it spoke in the Garden of Eden? Did it "magically" lose its vocal cords? Why don't reptiles have vocal cords, if your Bible is completely accurate?


"Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved."

This is just an appeal to raw emotion. Fundamentalist members of other religions would make the same statements about your religion. I thought you wanted to debate "evidence..." ?


"So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please."

All that you have proved is your own ineptitude and inability to make a coherent argument. Next...

12/21/2008 6:54:30 PM

Grigadil

You call that proof? It is to laugh.

12/21/2008 7:05:24 PM

FC

Obviously a poe?

12/21/2008 7:06:07 PM

Oirish_Martin

Poe.

12/21/2008 7:13:47 PM

They call me V

Yeah, I'm thinking poe too, with the whole snake/legs thing.

12/21/2008 7:21:34 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

Definitely an epic poe.

12/21/2008 7:28:50 PM

Green

Poe.

12/21/2008 8:01:25 PM

MozMode

Also yeah I think its a poe. If not, insects don't have 4 legs. So major FAIL for you.

12/21/2008 8:16:54 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

"So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please. "

All you've proven is your own ignorance. If you want evidence, get a fucking education

12/21/2008 8:24:12 PM

Agrippina

Poe.

"Like if a snake had legs and then 'magically' didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."

It's been a while since I read Genesis, but isn't this exactly what happened to the serpent?

12/21/2008 8:43:58 PM



funny...you can ALMOST hear the trailer-park.

12/21/2008 8:47:55 PM

MozMode

And EVILution...how clever...because no other Fundie has ever thought of that.

/sarcasm

12/21/2008 9:02:31 PM

Old Viking

Even the tone suggests an adept Poe.

12/21/2008 9:18:29 PM

Mandy

"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."

Has to be a Poe.

12/21/2008 9:20:46 PM

WMDKitty

The cheetah has an actual *need* to be able to sprint at high speeds. Humans don't.

ETA: Poe or not, this is still some prime stupid.

12/21/2008 9:22:07 PM

myheadhurts

I was a believer.
I read the bible.
Now I'm an atheist.

Before I show evidence, are you really asking or just puffing up your chest in arrogant self importance?

12/21/2008 10:03:41 PM
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