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#820902
Papabear
Evolution has made most humans smart enough to avoid conficts with cheetahs. Too bad about you.
12/21/2008 6:43:06 PM
#820903
aaa
Do we have to take your opinion seriously?
12/21/2008 6:43:27 PM
#820904
C_V
it never fails to amuse me that these idiots think that human beings are, by default, the "best" species. that humans are somehow the ultimate expression of life. dumbass.
12/21/2008 6:43:59 PM
#820908
Booley
"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"
Such fail I almost want to call POE.
How can anyone, even a fundy, not be able to hear their own words?
12/21/2008 6:47:32 PM
#820911
stoat100
Poe. From profile:
Blogs I Follow
Atheism is the Rational Response
Atheist Central -- Ray Comfort's Blog
Frodology
Pharyngula
Stephen Law
The Intelligent Zone
The Non-Prophet
The Raytractors - Ray Comfort's Detractors
12/21/2008 6:50:19 PM
#820913
Average Guy
"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"
Look at that, the bible is proof of the bible.
12/21/2008 6:51:28 PM
#820916
afacelessatheist
Well you did prove your own retardation, good job!
12/21/2008 6:52:38 PM
#820918
Poe. Come on.
"the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)."
12/21/2008 6:53:33 PM
#820919
Nihlum
Pi is not equal to 3, please return to go and start again.
Oh an "Evolution does not work that way"
12/21/2008 6:53:45 PM
#820920
"which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible"
I have read it more than once; I found over 600 direct verse contradictions. I highly doubt that you've ever read the Bible; if you had, you wouldn't believe what you just said.
"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
Very ironic that you mention snakes. What about the reptile which had vocal cords by which it spoke in the Garden of Eden? Did it "magically" lose its vocal cords? Why don't reptiles have vocal cords, if your Bible is completely accurate?
"Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved."
This is just an appeal to raw emotion. Fundamentalist members of other religions would make the same statements about your religion. I thought you wanted to debate "evidence..." ?
"So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please."
All that you have proved is your own ineptitude and inability to make a coherent argument. Next...
12/21/2008 6:54:30 PM
#820932
Grigadil
You call that proof? It is to laugh.
12/21/2008 7:05:24 PM
#820934
FC
Obviously a poe?
12/21/2008 7:06:07 PM
#820948
Oirish_Martin
Poe.
12/21/2008 7:13:47 PM
#820962
They call me V
Yeah, I'm thinking poe too, with the whole snake/legs thing.
12/21/2008 7:21:34 PM
#820976
t3h_fuhr3r
Definitely an epic poe.
12/21/2008 7:28:50 PM
#821029
Green
Poe.
12/21/2008 8:01:25 PM
#821053
MozMode
Also yeah I think its a poe. If not, insects don't have 4 legs. So major FAIL for you.
12/21/2008 8:16:54 PM
#821065
fundiesRtehlulz
"So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please. "
All you've proven is your own ignorance. If you want evidence, get a fucking education
12/21/2008 8:24:12 PM
#821102
Agrippina
Poe.
"Like if a snake had legs and then 'magically' didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
It's been a while since I read Genesis, but isn't this exactly what happened to the serpent?
12/21/2008 8:43:58 PM
#821108
funny...you can ALMOST hear the trailer-park.
12/21/2008 8:47:55 PM
#821127
MozMode
And EVILution...how clever...because no other Fundie has ever thought of that.
/sarcasm
12/21/2008 9:02:31 PM
#821160
Old Viking
Even the tone suggests an adept Poe.
12/21/2008 9:18:29 PM
#821164
Mandy
"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
Has to be a Poe.
12/21/2008 9:20:46 PM
#821166
WMDKitty
The cheetah has an actual *need* to be able to sprint at high speeds. Humans don't.
ETA: Poe or not, this is still some prime stupid.
12/21/2008 9:22:07 PM
#821224
myheadhurts
I was a believer.
I read the bible.
Now I'm an atheist.
Before I show evidence, are you really asking or just puffing up your chest in arrogant self importance?
12/21/2008 10:03:41 PM
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