Funny thing is, according to the bible the snake HAD feet and then magically lost them as punishment by god as far as I remember :D
12/21/2008 10:09:26 PM
Too much of this quote sounds like a parody of creationists, complete with almost all of the worst arguements intact. I've gotta say POE.
12/21/2008 10:19:22 PM
Ain't snakes with legs just called lizards?!
12/21/2008 10:50:01 PM
Snakes and lizards are of different sub-orders. There are many anatomical differences, notably that lizards have ears, if I remember correctly. There are actually some legless lizards, such as the slow worm. They are not snakes.
I found a slow worm last year. It was in the middle of a road, chewing on the remains of a snail that had been squashed by a car. I picked it up (carefully, since slow worms will shed their tails if handled roughly, another difference between lizards and snakes) and put it in some grass at the verge. Seconds later, a car dove right over the spot where it had been. I was well chuffed. :)
12/21/2008 11:10:42 PM
You'd also also have a larger dick than a mouse. But guess what!
12/22/2008 12:00:01 AM
Poe. Great that they used the snake thing, because creationists say that snakes DID have legs.
12/22/2008 12:43:12 AM
As reiterated before:
This was a parody. It shouldn't even be on here.
12/22/2008 12:45:15 AM
Also, if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better", but oh look at that a cheetah runs faster than me.
First you'd have to cut out the Cheetos and Skittles.
12/22/2008 12:49:26 AM
I thought he was a troll at first due to this post
, but now I'm not so sure...
*curls up in fetal position*
EDIT after seeing him on here: Oh wait, never mind.
12/22/2008 4:29:02 AM
Is not a good source of information about evolution.
12/22/2008 4:37:49 AM
You haven't "proved" anything, my dear.
You have proved to the internet community that you are, indeed, an idiot.
12/22/2008 5:50:11 AM
"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
You are a stupid piece of shit. Either this is a poe or someone so woefully ignorant of their own religion that they should be locked away before they contaminate the human race with their stupidity. God told the serpent that he would have to crawl on his belly after he pulled that little snowjob on Adam and Eve. So there you go, apparently the serpent walked or flew before that time. So your Bible offers proof of evolution. Now shut up.
12/22/2008 5:51:37 AM
Has to be a poe
12/22/2008 6:11:30 AM
I have to agree with Starbuck that this so-called evolution (EVILution if you ask me) is entirely preposterous. If my cousin was a monkey, then surely I could legally marry him and have babies. But guess what? You can't because monkeys are different SPECIES so not even cousins at all!
Is that the only thing stopping you from having sex with a monkey???
12/22/2008 12:08:55 PM
"if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better"
We evolved with opposable thumbs. That means the ability to manipulate things with greater efficiency. Thus early hominids created tools. Including weapons. Even animals all those years ago evolved with enough intelligence to determine that those creatures who walked on two legs = Death. Thus they learned to avoid us. Why do you hardly see Wolves? (and not just because of their lesser numbers). They're smart enough to avoid us. Especially so with Snow Leopards.
Thus we 'got better' by going to the top of the food chain, by using tools to hunt & kill. And for defence. We utilised fire (the perfect defence).
"I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please."
We humans share at least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees. Proof, if ever there was, that Darwin was RIGHT all along. Now prove your 'God' exists to our satisfaction.
12/22/2008 12:50:17 PM
Pretty sure this one is fake, because of the joke about if a snake lost its legs "magically", it'd be in the bible. If I remember sunday school correctly, that -is- what happened in the bible (or at least in catholic lore)
12/22/2008 1:25:57 PM
Poe. She reads Narnia and Douglas Adams.
12/22/2008 1:27:50 PM
Man, what's wrong with people's Poe detectors?!
12/22/2008 1:47:21 PM
Poe, but an amusing one.
12/22/2008 8:49:43 PM
I call POE.
Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible.
Yeah, like the serpent who was cursed in Genesis to 'slither upon the ground', implying that they walked before that.
2/6/2009 5:48:19 PM
Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved.
5/11/2009 9:19:15 AM
All you have proven is that you are ignorant of the most basic biology.
6/15/2011 7:21:09 AM
Man, that is awesome. A hole to hell so Satan can grab us. Spectacular.
6/15/2011 7:39:16 AM
Ironically, according to the Bible, snakes DID magically lose their limbs.
Meanwhile, in reality-land..
6/6/2012 3:45:11 PM