I have to agree with Starbuck that this so-called evolution (EVILution if you ask me) is entirely preposterous. If my cousin was a monkey, then surely I could legally marry him and have babies. But guess what? You can't because monkeys are different SPECIES so not even cousins at all!
Just one lie bandied around by the evilution brigade.
Also, if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better", but oh look at that a cheetah runs faster than me.
If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible). Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible.
Satan has many tricks and one of them is making people pretend that digging for fossils is a real job, but he's really only doing it so that we all dig closer to Hell. That way he can grab us when we walk past and pull us down the Hell Hole to stop us being saved.
So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please.
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"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"
Such fail I almost want to call POE.
How can anyone, even a fundy, not be able to hear their own words?
"If evolution were true then surely it would be in the bible (which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible)"
Look at that, the bible is proof of the bible.
"which, by the way is 100% true, if you don't believe me read the bible"
I have read it more than once; I found over 600 direct verse contradictions. I highly doubt that you've ever read the Bible; if you had, you wouldn't believe what you just said.
Very ironic that you mention snakes. What about the reptile which had vocal cords by which it spoke in the Garden of Eden? Did it "magically" lose its vocal cords? Why don't reptiles have vocal cords, if your Bible is completely accurate?
This is just an appeal to raw emotion. Fundamentalist members of other religions would make the same statements about your religion. I thought you wanted to debate "evidence..." ?
All that you have proved is your own ineptitude and inability to make a coherent argument. Next...
"So as you can see I have PROVED evolution is false now I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please. "
All you've proven is your own ignorance. If you want evidence, get a fucking education
Poe.
"Like if a snake had legs and then 'magically' didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
It's been a while since I read Genesis, but isn't this exactly what happened to the serpent?
The cheetah has an actual *need* to be able to sprint at high speeds. Humans don't.
ETA: Poe or not, this is still some prime stupid.
I was a believer.
Before I show evidence, are you really asking or just puffing up your chest in arrogant self importance?
Snakes and lizards are of different sub-orders. There are many anatomical differences, notably that lizards have ears, if I remember correctly. There are actually some legless lizards, such as the slow worm. They are not snakes.
I found a slow worm last year. It was in the middle of a road, chewing on the remains of a snail that had been squashed by a car. I picked it up (carefully, since slow worms will shed their tails if handled roughly, another difference between lizards and snakes) and put it in some grass at the verge. Seconds later, a car dove right over the spot where it had been. I was well chuffed. :)
Also, if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better", but oh look at that a cheetah runs faster than me.
I thought he was a troll at first due to this post , but now I'm not so sure...
*curls up in fetal position*
EDIT after seeing him on here: Oh wait, never mind.
You haven't "proved" anything, my dear.
Oh, well...
You have proved to the internet community that you are, indeed, an idiot.
"Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible."
I have to agree with Starbuck that this so-called evolution (EVILution if you ask me) is entirely preposterous. If my cousin was a monkey, then surely I could legally marry him and have babies. But guess what? You can't because monkeys are different SPECIES so not even cousins at all!
Question...
Is that the only thing stopping you from having sex with a monkey???
"if evilution were true then I would be faster than a cheetah. Because evolution means "get better"
We evolved with opposable thumbs. That means the ability to manipulate things with greater efficiency. Thus early hominids created tools. Including weapons. Even animals all those years ago evolved with enough intelligence to determine that those creatures who walked on two legs = Death. Thus they learned to avoid us. Why do you hardly see Wolves? (and not just because of their lesser numbers). They're smart enough to avoid us. Especially so with Snow Leopards.
Thus we 'got better' by going to the top of the food chain, by using tools to hunt & kill. And for defence. We utilised fire (the perfect defence).
"I would like to see YOUR EVIDENCE please."
We humans share at least 98% of our DNA with chimpanzees. Proof, if ever there was, that Darwin was RIGHT all along. Now prove your 'God' exists to our satisfaction.
Pretty sure this one is fake, because of the joke about if a snake lost its legs "magically", it'd be in the bible. If I remember sunday school correctly, that -is- what happened in the bible (or at least in catholic lore)
I call POE.
Like if a snake had legs and then "magically" didn't anymore, it would be there, in the bible.
Yeah, like the serpent who was cursed in Genesis to 'slither upon the ground', implying that they walked before that.
Ironically, according to the Bible, snakes DID magically lose their limbs.
Meanwhile, in reality-land..
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