[On Obama]
I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him– ll in a nanosecond. When I say “loathed,” I mean, “Me mongoose, him cobra.” Very primal, instinctual stuff. Indeed, I’ve shown elsewhere that “Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,” Nostradamus’ name for the third anti-Christ, whose profile in Revelation he fits.
BUT, neither he, his vicious wife, nor his puppet masters have come all this way for him to stop when he’s standing on the threshold of the White House.
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"Mabus, Maboa, it's basically the same thing."
If she use letters from Hussein she has enough to form "Mabus". I just have no idea what she's going to do with the leftover BARACKHSEINOA... Ignore it? In that case, the text of the Bible is an anagram for Mabus too.
“Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,”
You seem to be missing various letters..but hey third grade was kinda tough eh?
Indeed, I’ve shown elsewhere that “Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,”
I've shown elsewhere that x^n + y^n = z^n has no non-zero integer solutions for x, y and z when n > 2.
when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him
It's called racism, by the way.
If you turn the M upside down, it becomes a W.
If you flip the a, it resembles a G. We trade those two, now it says GW, and if we add h, it says G W Bush.
Now, that is just a nonsense name, can't remember any famous named that.. unless.. no that is someone else.
[...when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond...Very primal, instinctual stuff.]
That's racism.
[I’ve shown elsewhere that “Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,”]
NO.
[...Nostradamus’ name for the third anti-Christ, whose profile in Revelation he fits.]
Nostradamus? Why didn't you say so? He's never failed...right?
To quote from the BBCV Tv series Red Dwarf, you, Mary dear, are a canceorus polyp on the anus of humanity. Have yourself excised immediately.
Well, in all fairness to the poster, she does admit to being a mongoose. While it's obvious that the little creatures can't do anagrams, I for one am impressed by the fact that they can use the internet. I'm almost as surprised as that time an aardvark responded to one of my Yahoo personals.
"Me mongoose, him cobra."
The verbs will not hurt you, man. Use them.
"“Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,”"
Maybe if you add a 'u' and an 's' it is.
"I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond."
No, you saw him, didn't like his political program, and childishly decided he was evil because of it.
When I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond.
WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!
"Very primal, instinctual stuff."
Hey, ingrained knee-jerk racism!
Hi Mary, are you a typical representative of American womanhood? I need say no more.
Some anagrams:-
Mary Texasdarlin = Mary anal sex dirt
Mary Texasdarlin = marital darn sexy
mary Texasdarlin = Alarm syntax dire
Hang on...just fucking wooooah there.....!!
If you believe the prophesies of Nostradamus, then aren't you believing in a fortune teller?
Surely that's against the teachings of your bible?
HAHA - enjoy hell you hypocrite.
(only joking, cos it doesn't exsist)
Here is a translation, for the one or two people who might not be able to decipher
"I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Negro, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond. When I say “loathed,” I mean, “Me cracker , him mandingo.”
You're not fooling anyone
The mabus thing is apoprarently some Nostradamus bullshit.
And Obama isn't an anagram of mabus, but mabus is a substring of "obamabush" (why anyone would think there is anything meaningful to that, I don't know, I just read it on some crackpot's website).
"“Obama” is an anagram for “Mabus,”"
ANAGRAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
"I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond. When I say “loathed,” I mean, “Me mongoose, him cobra.” Very primal, instinctual stuff."
Just tell the truth and say you're scared of him because he's black...
@Reverend Jeremiah: Because she doesn't stand quietly to the side, smile and look pretty, and keep her mouth shut whenever she's in public so as not to snatch a speck of her husband's glorious spotlight. Duh. *sarcasm*
You saw an articulate educated black man, and you being bigoted bitch, got all shocked and shaken.
And in what way does Obama = Mabus?
"I haven’t slept well since January, when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond." = "OMG BLACK GUY SHIELD YOUR EYES CHILDREN"
lawl. people only refer to nostradamus after the fact.
He hsa never once been used to /predict/ the future.
Only after the fact do people say "Oh, well if you look at it this way and interpret it in various ways, we can kinda guess this might be what he's getting at."
The Mongoose Strategy::
Oh Noes! A black man with a muslim name??? Quick, rename him Ubams!
"I.. recoginzed Evil, and loathed him"
We're all gonna learn a a new word today, kids. It's called rascism. R. A. S. C. I. S. M.
Take a fucking sleeping pill! I haven't slept well either, but I can tell you Obama has nothing to do with it. I just wanna get laid! Men or women are welcome.
BTW we all know you can't sleep well knowing there's one o' them thar niggers in teh white house!
Ok, this person is a moron, we all get that, however, I'm really sick and tired of fucking idiots who call people racists just because they dislike Obama. Disliking a black man =/= racism, you fucking dumbasses.
And, yes, I did vote for Obama, but I know blacks who didn't, so what are they if not racists? Oh, you mean there's people who didn't vote for Obama because they...*gasp*...disagree with his policies? NOWAI!
@Sanrio90
It is one thing to disagree with Obama's policies and as a result not to vote for him but if you read the OP you will see that this is NOT what Mary says ,she says that the first time she SAW[/] him she recognized "Evil"
"when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him ll in a nanosecond.
This seems to me and I would imagine to most reasonable people to be racist (conscious or subconcious) in its origin.
@MichaelL: Should I send a hooker to your place for Christmas? :-P
Re: the quote - Admit it lady, it's not Obama's policies you disagree with. You just don't want him in office because his skin is darker than yours. That's the main reason you don't like him - any policies you dislike are just icing on the cake.
Very primal, instinctual stuff.
Yeah, yeah, scary black man, we get it already.
"when I first saw him, instantaneously recognized Evil, and loathed him"
We get it, he's black! Geez, people, give it a fucking rest.
@Ronni Bom: Penn and Teller actually interviewed a "Nostradamus scholar" in their episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit! on apocalypse myths. He actually did try and make "Mabus" into "GW Bush", through an even more convoluted transformation than yours, if you can believe that.
Confused?
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