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[Personal meeting with Choate. $75 per hour.]


The Prophet's House is now open.

The prophet's house is the most unique encounter with Stephen in which will be available to the public. If you want to meet Stephen face to face, he will be able to do that! We know that Jesus ministry is more personal than it was public. Our desire is to reflect the true ministry of Christ on every level. Christ made himself available to people everywhere. This is our desire before God. No other minister in the world that we know of has made themselves personal on such a high level. Stephen has no desire to follow the "System of man" or the ideas which have been passed down from one generation to another. He realizes that Jesus very own ministry was more private and personal than it was public.

What to expect:

You will feel the power of God's spirit as Stephen spend's time with you

You will receive a personal prophetic word that will inspire you beyond anything you may have encountered in your walk with God

You will be a special witness to the anointing upon Stephen's life. This past week there was a lady from Texas who came to the Prophet's house. She witnessed the supernatural oil that appeared upon Stephen's face as he prophesied to her and felt the power of God.

Information that connects to past, present, and your future as God speaks will establish the knowledge of God in your own life as it is prophesied.

You may experience healing in your physical body or witness a miracle while connecting to the Prophet's house. With God, nothing is impossible.

Become a special witness to the life of Stephen, you will know him before fame grips his time away from you. Learn from the Prophet today, and schedule your meeting this month!

Stephen Choate, SpeakGodSpeak 80 Comments [12/21/2008 7:22:55 PM]
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Ah, 'prophets'. Taking advantage of the stupid and the gullible for over 4,000 years.

12/21/2008 7:30:05 PM

Kris

I can't get past the $75 entrance fee.

12/21/2008 7:30:24 PM

Nihlum

Prophecy, a for profit service.

12/21/2008 7:33:30 PM

aaa

Now with more all-natural snake oil! Buy yours today!

12/21/2008 7:39:07 PM



Most importantly you make Stephen $75 per hour richer so Stephen doesn't have to get a real job, rube.

12/21/2008 7:40:25 PM

Marc

Our desire is to reflect the true ministry of Christ on every level.

I missed the part in the Gospels where Christ charged for his services...

12/21/2008 7:52:32 PM

Giveitaday

What a total fucking fraud. Is this Choad trying to get people to think that he's the second coming. It seems he's trying to build his own cult of personality, where he's the only link between man and god. What kinda god would need to charge money just to stand in the presence of his prophet? And even scarier what kind of people would pay it?

12/21/2008 7:56:50 PM

Cap'n Mel

"She witnessed the supernatural oil that appeared upon Stephen's face as he prophesied to her and felt the power of God."

How can we be sure that it WAS the the power of gawd she felt? It might have been Stephen molesting her or something. Or she could have been watching him jack off to thoughts of jeebus. Hence, the "supernatural oil".

This guy is a joke.

12/21/2008 7:58:00 PM

doomie 22

And if you want to kiss my ass, that will cost an extra $50. If you wish to suck me off, it will cost you an extra $100 dollars, $150 if you swallow.

12/21/2008 8:01:25 PM

MozMode

Holy crap, that's pretty steep.

Isn't there something about false prophets in the Babble?

12/21/2008 8:07:01 PM

Smashed Heads

@doomie 22

But will you play the victim for $200?

12/21/2008 8:07:16 PM

Thammuz

Oh, that's where all the people from Naples startecd businesses into in ameirca! Religion! why didn't i see this before?

12/21/2008 8:10:21 PM

a mind far far away

This guy is really full of himself. Does anyone take him seriously? Or can people see through the bullshit and realize this guy is just trying to form his own cult? Or are there really people that fucking stupid and gullible to actually think this moron is some kind of prophet?

Edit: I just visited his website. That place is a goldmine of fundy delusions of grandeur. This dumb fuck thinks he's some kind of missing link between man and god. He thinks that there is some kind of connection between religion and science that proves he's a prophet, and that his god exists. I wonder if he doesn't think he's a god himself. Such people normally do. This is the way cults start. And coming off of another cult, it could be pretty dangerous.

12/21/2008 8:12:25 PM

rw23

Not that I'm in any way a believer, but having had the gospels beaten into me for five years at school I consider it reasonably sensible to suggest that at no point was Jesus said to have charged for his ministry.

Self-serving conmen like Choate undermine the few sensible additions (or emphases, if you prefer) that Christian mythology has contributed to the sum of human philosophy. Preying on the vulnerability of those struck by tragedy or the gullibility of a proportion of believers is utterly despicable. A Biblical punishment suggests itself.

12/21/2008 8:19:33 PM

Old Viking

Mr. Barnum? Is that you?

12/21/2008 8:20:57 PM

Grigadil

His name is suspiciously close to 'Choad'.

...you will know him before fame grips his time away from you.

LOLWUT?

12/21/2008 8:22:25 PM

dworkin

"Our desire is to reflect the true ministry of Christ on every level"

Except for the charging money for meeting god thing. I recall Jesus 1.0 being rather upset about that sort of thing.

12/21/2008 8:23:32 PM

Cassandra

> You will feel the power of God's spirit as Stephen spend's time with you

Almighty God is powerless before apostrophe misuse? We demand a refund.

12/21/2008 8:24:58 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

'Our desire is to reflect the true ministry of Christ on every level.'

Go on then. Sell all you have and give the money to the poor. Rely on the kindness of your friends when you need a bed. Preach and prophesy for nothing.

No? Then, Choate, you are a lying, money-grubbing hypocrite.

12/21/2008 8:35:41 PM

haywood jablomy

Oh, and how's that lawsuit coming, Choad-boy?

12/21/2008 8:38:16 PM

Psittacosis

He hasn't sued us yet, then?

Edit: ooh, synchronicity.

12/21/2008 8:39:33 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Hey! I'll provide you with a personal prophecy and a miracle or two for only $50 per hour. A bargain at half the price!

12/21/2008 8:46:30 PM

fmitchell

"the supernatural oil that appeared upon Stephen's face"

The guy needs Neutrogena, and somehow that's a miracle from God?

12/21/2008 9:03:43 PM

b. beau brinker

...you sure that's oil? Maybe Stevie's into bukakke.

12/21/2008 9:14:22 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Stephen has no desire to follow the "System of man" or the ideas which have been passed down from one generation to another."

Like charging for your time and services?

12/21/2008 9:18:04 PM
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