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I've met a demon of homosexuality, so to say that it is of God I would beg to differ.
It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there. That's about as far as I'll go for now.

I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in seeing these things. I can usually tell you how, if, and when they will manifest.

God bless.

Lpe04, Christian Forums 38 Comments [12/21/2008 7:11:04 PM]
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aaa

Tip number 1: Being gay is permanent.

12/21/2008 7:15:55 PM

Thinking Allowed

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that make Lpe04 a witch. If that is the case, then it would be her village's duty to stone them to death as instructed in the bible.

12/21/2008 7:22:48 PM

MozMode

Ooooh demon of homosexuality sounds SEXY!

12/21/2008 7:33:27 PM

solomongrundy

I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in spotting repressed lesbians.

It's tingling right now.

12/21/2008 7:42:07 PM

a mind far far away

Psychology and medication will make the boogymens go away.

12/21/2008 7:47:54 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

So you're saying you possess some sort of Holy Gaydar?

12/21/2008 8:13:34 PM

dworkin

This 'demon' of homosexuality. Got his phone number?

12/21/2008 8:16:13 PM

dworkin

This 'demon' of homosexuality. Got his phone number?

12/21/2008 8:16:25 PM

Lucilius

"Then the demon of homosexuality shot out of my friend and into my mouth ...."

12/21/2008 8:17:28 PM

Deep Search

'It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there. That's about as far as I'll go for now.'

Hahah. This had to have ended in some hot kinky 'homosexual demon' fucking.

12/21/2008 8:25:42 PM

Gressil

Yeah, "I have this 'friend' that's gay"

12/21/2008 8:37:04 PM

blah

A fundie bragging about gaydar. I never thought I'd see the day.

12/21/2008 8:39:21 PM

Eden

I should probably tell you that I always had a long suit in spotting another demon:
"The demon of religious fundamentalism and false beliefs"

And I tell you, many christian forums are full of people posessed by him

12/21/2008 8:42:43 PM

wackadoodle

"Tip number 1: Being gay is permanent. "

What are you talking about? Every single fundie is friends with afew anonymous Ex-Gays who are living happy and straight just by choosing to be! Just l;ike they all know biologists and geologists who believe in YEC.

12/21/2008 8:44:33 PM

WMDKitty

There is no "demon of homosexuality". You might think so. But there isn't.

What the bloody fuck is a "long-suit"?

12/21/2008 9:09:35 PM

DevilsChaplain

Two words: Paranoid schizophrenia

12/21/2008 9:12:04 PM

Smashed Heads

I've met a demon of homosexuality,

FSTDT, meet demon of homosexuality. Demon, meet FSTDT.


12/21/2008 10:12:23 PM

rw23

"Long-suit"? I'd get another tailor, if I were you.

12/21/2008 10:33:15 PM



@Smashed heads:
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO PITTSBURGH OR HELL OR WHATEVER PLACE IS APPROPRIATE FOR THIS INSTANCE!

12/21/2008 10:49:33 PM

Will

I fear the dong monster.

12/21/2008 10:54:36 PM



Well, if you're the expert on these things...

12/21/2008 10:59:19 PM

Smashed Heads

@#870665

I love you too ^_^

12/21/2008 11:25:47 PM

DCoke

I'd like to meet this demon.

12/21/2008 11:27:59 PM

nintendofreakgcn

Yeah, and I have this friend called Joey Jo-Jo... Johnson... Jester... Shabadoo?

12/21/2008 11:44:35 PM

Old Viking

Is he better dressed than most demons?

12/22/2008 12:36:51 AM
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