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I've met a demon of homosexuality, so to say that it is of God I would beg to differ.
It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there. That's about as far as I'll go for now.

I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in seeing these things. I can usually tell you how, if, and when they will manifest.

God bless.

Lpe04, Christian Forums 38 Comments [12/21/2008 7:11:04 PM]
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#820951
aaa

Tip number 1: Being gay is permanent.

12/21/2008 7:15:55 PM

#820965
Thinking Allowed

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that make Lpe04 a witch. If that is the case, then it would be her village's duty to stone them to death as instructed in the bible.

12/21/2008 7:22:48 PM

#820987
MozMode

Ooooh demon of homosexuality sounds SEXY!

12/21/2008 7:33:27 PM

#821001
solomongrundy

I should probably tell you I've always had a "long-suit" in spotting repressed lesbians.

It's tingling right now.

12/21/2008 7:42:07 PM

#821007
a mind far far away

Psychology and medication will make the boogymens go away.

12/21/2008 7:47:54 PM

#821047
fundiesRtehlulz

So you're saying you possess some sort of Holy Gaydar?

12/21/2008 8:13:34 PM

#821051
dworkin

This 'demon' of homosexuality. Got his phone number?

12/21/2008 8:16:13 PM

#821052
dworkin

This 'demon' of homosexuality. Got his phone number?

12/21/2008 8:16:25 PM

#821055
Lucilius

"Then the demon of homosexuality shot out of my friend and into my mouth ...."

12/21/2008 8:17:28 PM

#821070
Deep Search

'It resided in one of my friends, he was embarrassed but admitted it was there. That's about as far as I'll go for now.'

Hahah. This had to have ended in some hot kinky 'homosexual demon' fucking.

12/21/2008 8:25:42 PM

#821090
Gressil

Yeah, "I have this 'friend' that's gay"

12/21/2008 8:37:04 PM

#821094
blah

A fundie bragging about gaydar. I never thought I'd see the day.

12/21/2008 8:39:21 PM

#821100
Eden

I should probably tell you that I always had a long suit in spotting another demon:
"The demon of religious fundamentalism and false beliefs"

And I tell you, many christian forums are full of people posessed by him

12/21/2008 8:42:43 PM

#821104
wackadoodle

"Tip number 1: Being gay is permanent. "

What are you talking about? Every single fundie is friends with afew anonymous Ex-Gays who are living happy and straight just by choosing to be! Just l;ike they all know biologists and geologists who believe in YEC.

12/21/2008 8:44:33 PM

#821144
WMDKitty

There is no "demon of homosexuality". You might think so. But there isn't.

What the bloody fuck is a "long-suit"?

12/21/2008 9:09:35 PM

#821147
DevilsChaplain

Two words: Paranoid schizophrenia

12/21/2008 9:12:04 PM

#821241
Smashed Heads

I've met a demon of homosexuality,

FSTDT, meet demon of homosexuality. Demon, meet FSTDT.


12/21/2008 10:12:23 PM

#821261
rw23

"Long-suit"? I'd get another tailor, if I were you.

12/21/2008 10:33:15 PM

#821282


@Smashed heads:
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU TO PITTSBURGH OR HELL OR WHATEVER PLACE IS APPROPRIATE FOR THIS INSTANCE!

12/21/2008 10:49:33 PM

#821292
Will

I fear the dong monster.

12/21/2008 10:54:36 PM

#821300


Well, if you're the expert on these things...

12/21/2008 10:59:19 PM

#821343
Smashed Heads

@#870665

I love you too ^_^

12/21/2008 11:25:47 PM

#821347
DCoke

I'd like to meet this demon.

12/21/2008 11:27:59 PM

#821360
nintendofreakgcn

Yeah, and I have this friend called Joey Jo-Jo... Johnson... Jester... Shabadoo?

12/21/2008 11:44:35 PM

#821416
Old Viking

Is he better dressed than most demons?

12/22/2008 12:36:51 AM
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