Question: Have you ever had an actual conversation with God or Jesus?
Answer: Yes, I get exited, my heart beats faster, I feel my blood flow faster, my body gets weak and strong at the same time. My mind races wildley but I am extremly focused, and I can't control my hands, my fingers inparticular
[She obviously confuses masturbating with talking to god/Jesus]
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Have you ever had an actual conversation with God or Jesus?
No, but I understand David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam killer) had conversations with a demon who inhabited his neighbor's Labrador retriever. I'd suggest medication for such hallucinations before "God" starts ordering you to kill people.
(Lora Flores)
Maybe she's just doing both at once. That's certainly possible, y'know.
*cues up the Type O Negative song "Christian Woman" on his CD player, then resumes perusing FSTDT*
That sounds like sexual arousal to me. That is *really* disturbing.
@Ambrielle -- Panic attacks are *much* different. There is shortness of breath, dizziness, sweaty, but you also feel like everything is closing in around you, and it's *really* scary.
"Hey, you gave yourself an orgasm thinking about jeebus. Seek help!"
If I could give myself an orgasm just by thinking about Jesus I'd be on Rapture Ready all day!..................Hmmmmmm, thinking about it, that does explain some things.
I'm going to call Poe on this one, for the reason that the description is so clearly of masturbation that I suspect it was deliberate, rather than the accident descriptions that most fundies give. Plus alot of the responses in that thread are a posters joking.
Maybe she's trying to say that masturbation brings her closer to God. You know, kind of like sex magic or something. Only she could never be that honest lest someone get on her case, so she's being polite about it.
Uh, do you mean they actually let you out , loose upon the countryside?
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Were you saying something?
Question: Have you ever had an actual conversation with God or Jesus?
Answer : "Yes, I get exited, my heart beats faster, I feel my blood flow faster, my body gets weak and strong at the same time. My mind races wildley but I am extremly focused, and I can't control my hands, my fingers inparticular"
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