KaptainChronic69 #fundie

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ACCORDING TO ATHIESTS : A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance, after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies, the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence, & two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating.

Dont pretend your theoogy is any more rational that ours, sweety.

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old comment by CT

ACCORDING TO ATHIESTS :

Oh? I'm an Atheist... lets see if you've got any of this right...

A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance,

Nope... I don't think that at all.

after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies,

Nope... don't think that either... You're not doing very well here.

the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence,

Evidence, not conviniant(sic) coincidence... 3 wrong out of 3 so far...

& two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating.

And no... I doubt there's anyone other than those against Homosexuality who think that...

Congratulations on not getting ANY of that right...

Dont pretend your theoogy is any more rational that ours, sweety.

That isn't our "theoogy" at all... so what the fuck are you talking about??

old comment by Knotilus

A self sustaining eco-system cosmically farted it self into existance

Oversimplification, but yeah, pretty much. Over a mind-boggling amount of time, matter in this corner of the universe came together in a way conducive to forming life, and then life formed.

after which, life evolved from some sludge in a pond, like so many ninja turtle movies

I don't recall life evolving in sludge from a pond in TMNT.

the fact that all life supports all other life is conviniant coincidence

It's more than coincidence; life forms that work well together help each other survive.

two confused men packing each others poop, is the same thing as a man & a woman procriating.

a) They're not confused.
b) Nobody thinks buttsex is the same as procreation, it's just pleasurable.
c) What does atheism have to do with sexual orientation? There are gay Christians, gay-hating Christians, gay-accepting Christians, gay-hating atheists, and so on.

old comment by Swedish Pagan

Atheism is not a theology, no deities anywhere. I guess that is what you meant with "theoogy".

It did most certainly not evolve like a ninja turtle. The ninja turtles are transforming, directly from one thing to another, that is not evolving. Evolving is, for example, wolves being domesticated and no longer needing thick fur as they live in houses with people, so the fur is getting shorter and less thick, the process taking thousands of years.

And as for all life supporting all other life, that is not "conviniant coincidence", it is the most logic result, as all life has evolved together, in harmony with everything else. That which has not supported other lifes has perished.

If you want to be gross, more can play that game. A man puting his peepee-stick into the womans bleeding hole is the same as two men giving each others blowjobs. 99 of 100, or rather 1000 or 10 0000, times there is no procrEation resulting from sex. So, you only do it three or four days of the month, when there is a chance of pregnancy? And only to a female who has already produced offspring, so you know there is a chance of procreation?
Boooring!

KaptainChronic69 #fundie uk.youtube.com

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Confused?