You are an idiot... First you were a Jehovahs witness. Then you were a humanist then now you are an athiest. Three wrongs don't make a life.
Then you are talking about miricles. ATHIESTS do not believe in miricles.
Maybe you need to find a religion that is not a dooms day cult.
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This makes no sense. I can't comprehend the level of incoherence it took to post this. Of course, it is Youtube, so that explains some of it. But when I ran it through the Youtube-English translator, it told me to go to hell.
"Then you are talking about miricles. ATHIESTS do not believe in miricles. "
Atheists do not believe in gods .
Despite the common usage, "miracle" does not necessarily mean "an act of god."
miracle (n.):
1. an effect or extraordinary event in the physical world that surpasses all known human or natural powers and is ascribed to a supernatural cause.
2. such an effect or event manifesting or considered as a work of God.
3. a wonder; marvel.
4. a wonderful or surpassing example of some quality: a miracle of modern acoustics.
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"Maybe you need to find a religion that is not a dooms day cult."
That's actually very difficult to do ^_^
Actually, it isn't. Buddhism and Wicca, I can name off the top of my head.
Two wrongs don't make a right......but three lefts do. It's all about perception. Atheists may or may not believe in the same miracles that you do believe in, but they would at least see incredible coincidences instead....but something tells me that they do believe in miracles.
Perception is a wonderful thing. Seeing things from both perspectives stops stupid comments...such as "Maybe you need to find a religion that is not a dooms day cult."
EDIT: Damn it, Mortok beat me to it.
[You are an idiot... First you were a Jehovahs witness. Then you were a humanist then now you are an athiest. [Three wrongs don't make a life.]
Very witty.
Now, please use your with to explain how Jehovahs witnesses, humanists, and atheists are all wrong.
[Then you are talking about miricles. ATHIESTS do not believe in miricles.]
You are talking about atheists. Most fundies don't believe in athiests.
[Maybe you need to find a religion that is not a dooms day cult.]
Back at you.
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"Maybe you need to find a religion that is not a dooms day cult."
Well, then I guess Christianity's out of the question.
Something that is not an dooms-day cult? Not Christianity, then. Is there any religion that doesn't have the ultimate reward or punishment?
I'd guess that many atheists are humanists as well, and many humanists are atheists too.
Millions, if not billions, of people make much more than three wrongs, but still manages to have a life..
What's a "miricle"? What it would be if a fundie managed to spell "atheist" correctly?
"ATHIESTS do not believe in miricles."
Miracle (noun):
1. an extraordinary and welcome event that is not explicable by natural or scientific laws and is therefore attributed to a divine agency.
2. a remarkable event or development that brings very welcome consequences.
3. an exceptional product or achievement, or an outstanding example of something.
I believe it's a miracle that my wife ever agreed to marry me, and that penicillin was a "miracle drug" when first produced. I also don't believe any god was responsible for either.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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