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(Obama the Anti-Christ....In case you're not sick of hearing this stuff ^_^)

If my calculations are correct, American Christians have just voted in our last presidential elections and won’t be here to see if Mr. Obama turns out to be the anti-Christ or not. But someone with a lot more experience in accurately predicting the future has some interesting insight into the next few years. His name is Gerald Celente, CEO of Trends Research Institute, and he’s renowned the world over for his accuracy in predicting future world and economic events.

Celente is now forecasting revolution in America, food riots and tax rebellions - all within four years, cautioning that putting food on the table will be a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts by 2012.

So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not. If it seems like he can do no wrong, if people feel safe and it’s beginning to look like there’ll be peace in our time, then there’s a good chance he’s the one. But if Gerald Celente’s predictions are coming to pass, and the world’s in worse shape than ever, then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.

Jack Kelly, Grace Thru Faith 41 Comments [12/21/2008 7:21:02 PM]
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Grigori Yefimovich

Misery loves company.

12/21/2008 7:23:12 PM

The Devil's Advocate

So he's either the Antichrist or incompetent? Did you ever consider that he might be, you know, good?

12/21/2008 7:34:29 PM

aaa

And every crazy has gone to their bunkers.

12/21/2008 7:40:34 PM



The only way any of this stuff will ever happen is if we cause it to happen by being sheeple. DON'T BE A SHEEP. Don't let the hysterics and the media influence you. Think for yourself and things will be just fine.

12/21/2008 7:54:34 PM

Devonian

"DON'T BE A SHEEP. Don't let the hysterics and the media influence you. Think for yourself and things will be just fine."
Well, the country's officially fucked, then.

12/21/2008 8:05:38 PM

Giveitaday

So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not. If it seems like he can do no wrong, if people feel safe and it’s beginning to look like there’ll be peace in our time, then there’s a good chance he’s the one

Because peace is just a terrible, terrible thing.

But if Gerald Celente’s predictions are coming to pass

What did your bible tell you about false prophets?

then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.

When are you people going to get it? The presidency is not a job you can train for, every president in US history was inexperienced when they took office. The only similar position is a state governership, and there is a hell of a difference between that and the presidency.

What your saying amounts to "Obama doesn't deserve to be president unless he's the anti christ". And what's with the hostility towards peace? Anytime someone talks about making peace between countries, there you guys are decrying peace as an evil tool of satan.

12/21/2008 8:08:13 PM

a mind far far away

If my calculations are correct

Eschatology has now become a science? You can calculate these things? I want to see the math behind that one.

So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not

First, I thought god already had the AC prepared. There's no he might be, he may not be, or, he might become. I thought god had already chosen it. Learn your own fucking theology before trying to force it on other people. Second, I have a much easier way to tell: he's not. There is no such thing as an AC. See? Easy.

12/21/2008 8:09:09 PM

Grigadil

If.

12/21/2008 8:17:11 PM

solomongrundy

If...then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.

Parents are inexperienced when they have their first kid too. It generally works out OK.

And to paraphrase Treebeard, 'if' is a big word, even for me.


12/21/2008 8:26:51 PM

Old Viking

If Obama somehow manages to dig us out of the shite hole that the conservatives have put us into, he's the anti-Christ. If things continue to go bad of their own momentum, it's his fault. Great reasoning power you've got there, Jack.

12/21/2008 8:28:08 PM

pete

"calculations"=insane ravings

12/21/2008 8:48:58 PM

MozMode

Gerald Celente? Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm not even going to read the rest. Freaking ridiculous.

12/21/2008 9:00:15 PM

WMDKitty

Why can't they just admit they don't want a "nigger" in the White House?

12/21/2008 9:26:49 PM

dworkin

Don't be silly, everyone knows the antichrist lives in Tadfield.

12/21/2008 9:30:06 PM

rw23

Your calculations? I'd love to know what assumptions you made that enabled you to come to the conclusion that no American Christians would ever vote in a presidential election ever again. If Bush couldn't avoid the necessity of running in a second-term election I doubt anyone else is likely to figure out a way.

If you want to avoid food riots stop trying to brew bioethanol out of perfectly edible corn. (Obviously this admonition does not apply to moonshiners.)


12/21/2008 9:32:19 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

I'd love to see what these calculations entail...

"Hmm, 6 times 6 is 36, and 36 plus 14 is 50. 6 divided by 2 is 3, and if you minus 3 from 50, you get 47... which happens to be Obama's current age! My god, that's three 6's... 666... he's the antichrist!"

12/21/2008 9:41:01 PM

Smashed Heads

@The Devil's Advocate

Good? What's good? Pies are good... Is obama a pie? No he's not. He's of the devil! [/sarcasm]

12/21/2008 10:10:02 PM

Pule Thamex

"Peace in our time", O deary, deary, no. Heavens forfend. You don't want to be thinking of the future well-being and quality of life of your children and grandchildren. Good heavens no. Whatever next, you'll be thinking rationally next.

12/21/2008 10:13:13 PM



What's with all the reposts?

12/21/2008 10:14:37 PM

Dogmeat

So if he does good and fixes things and helps bring about peace it's bad, and if he doesn't it's bad.

12/21/2008 10:34:38 PM

Papabear

As I don't celebrate Christmas, putting food on my table has always been a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts.


I didn't always agree with Jimmy Carter, but I never felt he was an underhanded, a**hole such as GWB. Carter is a man of fine character and good motives. Jack Kelly, well...

12/21/2008 11:03:29 PM

El Zorro

Did Celente sat anything about an AntiChrist, or is that your own contribution?

12/21/2008 11:04:03 PM

werewolf

Gerald Celente is a fraud and a trickster, a typical charlatan.

What kind of revolution is he predicting? If America manages to shift to alternative fuels, that would be a revolution. If gay marriage becomes the norm, that also would be a revolution. Any new and better technology may also be classified as a revolution - think of the personal computer and the internet.

Oh, putting food on the table is always a more pressing concern to parents around the world. Most people don't celebrate Christmas.

Fuck Celente and fuck Kelly sideways!

12/21/2008 11:14:52 PM

Percy Q. Shun

So that means Jimmy Carter is the anti-khrist?

O_o

Jimmy Carter. Another Democrat elected to clean up a huge fucking mess left by Republitards.

Yes, I see the similarities now.

12/21/2008 11:15:47 PM

freako104

"So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not"


reading the Bible and seeing if he comes from the east? Or is a kingdom?

12/22/2008 12:32:17 AM
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