(Obama the Anti-Christ....In case you're not sick of hearing this stuff ^_^)
If my calculations are correct, American Christians have just voted in our last presidential elections and won’t be here to see if Mr. Obama turns out to be the anti-Christ or not. But someone with a lot more experience in accurately predicting the future has some interesting insight into the next few years. His name is Gerald Celente, CEO of Trends Research Institute, and he’s renowned the world over for his accuracy in predicting future world and economic events.
Celente is now forecasting revolution in America, food riots and tax rebellions - all within four years, cautioning that putting food on the table will be a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts by 2012.
So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not. If it seems like he can do no wrong, if people feel safe and it’s beginning to look like there’ll be peace in our time, then there’s a good chance he’s the one. But if Gerald Celente’s predictions are coming to pass, and the world’s in worse shape than ever, then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.
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So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not. If it seems like he can do no wrong, if people feel safe and it’s beginning to look like there’ll be peace in our time, then there’s a good chance he’s the one
Because peace is just a terrible, terrible thing.
But if Gerald Celente’s predictions are coming to pass
What did your bible tell you about false prophets?
then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.
When are you people going to get it? The presidency is not a job you can train for, every president in US history was inexperienced when they took office. The only similar position is a state governership, and there is a hell of a difference between that and the presidency.
What your saying amounts to "Obama doesn't deserve to be president unless he's the anti christ". And what's with the hostility towards peace? Anytime someone talks about making peace between countries, there you guys are decrying peace as an evil tool of satan.
If my calculations are correct
Eschatology has now become a science? You can calculate these things? I want to see the math behind that one.
So here’s how to tell if he’ll become the anti-Christ or not
First, I thought god already had the AC prepared. There's no he might be, he may not be, or, he might become. I thought god had already chosen it. Learn your own fucking theology before trying to force it on other people. Second, I have a much easier way to tell: he's not. There is no such thing as an AC. See? Easy.
If...then he’s just another Jimmy Carter, an inexperienced outsider who had no business running for president in the first place, let alone being elected.
Parents are inexperienced when they have their first kid too. It generally works out OK.
And to paraphrase Treebeard, 'if' is a big word, even for me.
If Obama somehow manages to dig us out of the shite hole that the conservatives have put us into, he's the anti-Christ. If things continue to go bad of their own momentum, it's his fault. Great reasoning power you've got there, Jack.
Your calculations? I'd love to know what assumptions you made that enabled you to come to the conclusion that no American Christians would ever vote in a presidential election ever again. If Bush couldn't avoid the necessity of running in a second-term election I doubt anyone else is likely to figure out a way.
If you want to avoid food riots stop trying to brew bioethanol out of perfectly edible corn. (Obviously this admonition does not apply to moonshiners.)
I'd love to see what these calculations entail...
"Hmm, 6 times 6 is 36, and 36 plus 14 is 50. 6 divided by 2 is 3, and if you minus 3 from 50, you get 47... which happens to be Obama's current age! My god, that's three 6's... 666... he's the antichrist!"
"Peace in our time", O deary, deary, no. Heavens forfend. You don't want to be thinking of the future well-being and quality of life of your children and grandchildren. Good heavens no. Whatever next, you'll be thinking rationally next.
As I don't celebrate Christmas, putting food on my table has always been a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts.
I didn't always agree with Jimmy Carter, but I never felt he was an underhanded, a**hole such as GWB. Carter is a man of fine character and good motives. Jack Kelly, well...
Gerald Celente is a fraud and a trickster, a typical charlatan.
What kind of revolution is he predicting? If America manages to shift to alternative fuels, that would be a revolution. If gay marriage becomes the norm, that also would be a revolution. Any new and better technology may also be classified as a revolution - think of the personal computer and the internet.
Oh, putting food on the table is always a more pressing concern to parents around the world. Most people don't celebrate Christmas.
Fuck Celente and fuck Kelly sideways!
So that means Jimmy Carter is the anti-khrist?
O_o
Jimmy Carter. Another Democrat elected to clean up a huge fucking mess left by Republitards.
Yes, I see the similarities now.
"If it seems like he can do no wrong, if people feel safe and it’s beginning to look like there’ll be peace in our time, then there’s a good chance he’s the one."
So if that's the antichrist, Jesus will screw up everything he tries,make everyone nervous, and war will erupt everywhere if he returns?
You gotta love a belief system that teaches you to be afraid if the world improves in any way, and to rejoice and praise Jesus every time something shitty happens, like a war or an earthquake that kills thousands. What a bass-ackwards religion.
...cautioning that putting food on the table will be a more pressing concern than buying Christmas gifts by 2012.
Because buying your kids the newest toy is way more important than making sure they eat healthy meals. It's the American way!
And here I thought that the Obama Is The Antichrist song-n-dance would be over once he won.
I was wrong.
Here, guys. Have my Faith In Humanity; I wasn't using it anyway.
Huh? So wait, if shit happens, then everything is fine, if shit doesn't happen then everything's shitty?
And you don't see how anyone could be confused by this?
Obviously I knew from the outset that Obama winning the election would bug the daylights out of bigoted numbskulls the length and breadth of America, but I never visualised the new depths of bullshit to which they would sink.
Every day they still find new ways of saying "I hate him coz he's black." (I know this post is almost two years old, but we still get plenty of the same old thing to this day).
The world was in worse shape than ever during Dubbya's time as president. Guess HE was "just another Jimmy Carter" who "had no business running for president in the first place". Obama is trying his best to clear up the mess that the dunce created.
For most people in the western world, putting food on the table is not that big a problem, but it's still a more pressing matter than buying Christmas presents; you survive without presents, you don't survive without food. And, there's a new election coming up in the US this fall. It doesn't look good for the Republicans, especially if no American Christian will vote.
Peace in our time? Nah, not a chance as long as USA supports Israel, and Russia and China supports the Syrian president. If they could just realize that what they are doing to the citizens of Gaza, the West Bank and Syria, is state-sponsored terrorism, we might be one step closer to World Peace. But, it doesn't look like it's going to happen soon...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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