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Praise Jesus! I was visiting a Chrisitian bookstore this afternoon, when all of a sudden I heard it! I heard the mighty trumpet of Jesus, blowing loud and hard, calling all Christians home. It was as if I had been struck by lightning! I dropped the book I was perusing, stood stock still with my arms pointed skyward and said "YES LORD!". The shopkeep and the two other people in the shop looked at me as if I was insane. Turns out they knew something I didn't. The 1:45 fright train crosses the road every day at that time, and usually blows it's whistle when it's going through the intersection. I was sooo embarassed! But hey, at least I know I'll be ready when the real one comes! I'd rather be a bit embarrassed than unsaved!!

One_LoVe, Rapture Ready 78 Comments [12/23/2008 12:42:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 21
Submitted By: DaMentalFunism
WTF?! || meh

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Cap'n Mel


And you people call us freaks.

12/23/2008 12:46:14 AM


Fright train indeed. I'm quite afraid of you at the moment.

12/23/2008 12:48:12 AM


Yes, you are indeed nuts.

12/23/2008 12:48:59 AM


Kinda sad and pathetic, I think.

12/23/2008 12:51:41 AM


Isn't it supposed to all happen "in the wink of an eye", so that there would be no time to drop your book and raise your arms toward the sky? That's what I was told when I was a fundie.

12/23/2008 12:52:01 AM

Percy Q. Shun




Batshit insanity truly reigns supreme at rr.

12/23/2008 12:53:34 AM

colonel catastrophe

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! The fact that this guy is serious makes it even funnier!

12/23/2008 12:54:29 AM

Jesus Klingon

It's a true accomplishment when people at a Christian bookstore look at you like you're a nutter.

12/23/2008 12:54:40 AM



Um, ya. Wow.

12/23/2008 12:57:09 AM


For a bit I thought this was one of those Rapture fanfics.

But this is way funnier.

12/23/2008 12:57:36 AM


lol @ Jesus Klingon.

But it's quite sad really.

12/23/2008 1:06:13 AM


Nice. I'm bookmarking this piece of stupidity for when I need a good laugh.

12/23/2008 1:12:58 AM


Funniest FSTDT ever.

12/23/2008 1:18:12 AM


First time I've ever posted a lol because this is the first time it's ever happened. I'm still snickering.

12/23/2008 1:26:50 AM


What Jesus Klingon said.

12/23/2008 1:27:12 AM

History Teacher

Not only is the OP an incredibly stupid mental case...he/she is also willing to admit it on a public internet forum. WOW!

12/23/2008 1:29:04 AM


Again shout out @Jesus Klingon.

12/23/2008 1:30:11 AM


Will Jesus' final trumpet sound the locomotive grade crossing signal (two long, one short, one long)? At least that would show he has a sense of humor ...

12/23/2008 1:30:30 AM



Six Feet Under "In Case of Rapture"

I'm just sayin'

12/23/2008 1:40:44 AM


I can't think of anything to add to that.

12/23/2008 1:56:25 AM


The thing that made me a little upset about it, was that several of the people who replied to her said things like "You have a wonderful testimony to give!" and "I hope the people who saw you think hard and pray about what you did."

And I just thought..."I really wonder if that's the reaction those people are going to have..."

12/23/2008 2:52:42 AM


God damn, I can't stop laughing.

12/23/2008 2:55:20 AM


this is awesome. i can't stop laughing!!

12/23/2008 2:58:18 AM


It the four freight trains of the Apocalypse...

That's Horses Ned...

Getting closer!

12/23/2008 2:58:32 AM



(One_LoVe seems to have only one post there...)

12/23/2008 3:01:44 AM
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