[Did Jesus die for the sins of Homosexuals or just for the sins of Heterosexuals?]
To err is human, to forgive is devine. But God doesn't let the homos gay off in Heaven
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To forgive is to pull obnoxious weeds and vine growth? Trimming a climbing plant for control or propagation? Also, using that logic and your statement there...well, you just said God isn't divine, don't worry though, according to your sort you'll only burn in hell for it.
I love that phrase, "gay off." Maybe we can work it into casual conversation.
"I'm going to gay off this weekend."
"Mark went to a gay off in Reno."
"Did that guy just give me the gay off?"
Oh please, I saw vast gay orgies in my out-of-body experience. God was there in a hot pink tank top and his short shorts said "Porn Star" in glittering letters, and he beckoned to Jesus and St. Peter to bring the lube and the musical vibrator that played "Amazing Grace." No condoms, no cum stains: it truly WAS Heaven.
"Gay off? What the fuck does that mean?"
Methinks Oscar has issues with even mentioning teh buttsecks.
"And why are you douchenozzles so obsessed with homosexuality?"
Take one freakin' guess.
Devine? They grow especially well along Denile.
(Ok, ok, I know that was a cheap shot and cheesey as all hell, but I had to.)
I've actually heard the phrase "gay off" used before. In the context it was used, it referred to a competition to see who was the "gayest".
I guess Oscar wins this one.
He means that God doesn't let the Gays off [their punishment] in heaven.
It's not a gay-off, hilarious though the images that conjures up are.
But, no, he doesn't answer the question. Because he can't.
Because either Jesus did die for the 'sins' of gays, and it's all cool (and he doesn't like that). Or Jesus didn't die for the 'sins' of the gays and that makes him a fuckwad, and Oscar can't admit that.
*Puts on grammar Nazi hat*
It's divine, not devine retard. Also gay is not a verb and you missed a full stop at the end there.
Percy Q. Shun: And why are you douchenozzles so obsessed with homosexuality?
We all tend to be pre-occupied with what interests us the most, esp. when you can not have it!
Most of these d-bags are gay or bisexual but can't stand the idea of being so because of their goat herder death cult.
"To err is human, to forgive is devine. But God doesn't let the homos gay off in Heaven"
So to forgive is divine, but God didn't forgive homosexuals? So you're saying God is not divine?
Ooooh. I didn't realize "gay" was a verb now. Hey, GEL, gay off with me?
Also, Mr. Fundie, your quote came from Alexander Pope, a life-long Catholic. Doesn't that just crawl under your skin?
[But God doesn't let the homos gay off in Heaven]
Yeah, but you should SEE the crazy shit the heteros get to do.
You know, some Christians believe everyone is male in heaven
If that's the case, it'll be a sausage fest that will put the nude beach in "Eurotrip" to shame
"But God doesn't let the homos gay off in Heaven"
Does he let those that eat shellfish into heaven?
Does he let those that wear mixed fabrics into heaven"
Does he let those that work on the Sabbath into heaven?
Does he let those that weren't virgins on their wedding night into heaven?
Does he let those with tattoos into heaven?
Does he let children that talked back to their parents into heaven?
Does he let the 42 kids that he slaughtered with she-bears for making fun of an old guy's bald head into heaven?
Does he let the Midianites he ordered slaughtered into heaven?
Does he let the Amalekites he ordered slaughtered into heaven?
Does he let the babies and unborn children slaughtered during the flood into heaven?
So, God is not devine [sic]? Good to know...
I kinda prefer the Latin, myself.
Errare humanum est, ignoscere divinum.
If you err, you're just human. If you're able to forgive, you're practically divine...
God also don't let the guys cutting their hair and beard off in heaven.
"But God doesn't let the homos gay off in Heaven"
I forget now, could you remind me please Ozzie: who was it that hung around with twelve men , two of whom were sailors ; one of said twelve kissed him? He told others to 'Love your fellow man '...? He hardly associated with women, if ever, nor did he have a girlfriend; didn't marry one, neither. And wore a dress ...?!
If memory serves correct, he was one component of the 'Trinity' - thus he was God too.
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I guess that rainbow he showed to Noah wasn't just a symbol of the 'Flood' ending, nor a 'promise' that he'd never do it again; he just keeps on , and doing it, and doing it...! >:D
Confused?
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