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Where do atheist meet to worship?
I know everyone worships something.It's in the fallen nature of mankind to worship something.Where do you all meet besides R&S?

Grayghost, yahoo Q&A 59 Comments [12/29/2008 4:57:46 AM]
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Wehpudicabok

Where do theists meet to laugh at theists?
I know everyone laughs at theists somewhere. It's in the humorous nature of mankind to laugh at theists. Where do you all meet besides FSTDT?

Edit: check out the Best Answer Chosen. Good stuff.

12/29/2008 5:04:09 AM

Vampirehummingbird

In your churches on all the days you're not using them, of course. We drink all your communion wine, and your pastor [fun guy] kicks in some of your offerings for a keg and pizza.

12/29/2008 5:06:37 AM

The Outsider

I know everyone worships something.

FAIL!

12/29/2008 5:07:24 AM

Efrain

This guy also asked who wrote the book of Atheism, I think he might be a poe, not 100% sure though.

12/29/2008 5:09:08 AM

werewolf

Homes, bars, pubs, restaurants - wherever two or more intelligent people are gathered and there's food and drink and good conversation to be had.

12/29/2008 5:12:58 AM



duh at our monthly meetings everyone knows that

12/29/2008 5:15:23 AM

DevilsChaplain

"I know everyone worships something."
Fail.

12/29/2008 5:21:53 AM

ausador

I don't know about all athiests, but the few of us close to your house meet there when your not home. BTW your Mom makes some kick ass cookies.

Thanks.

12/29/2008 5:22:45 AM

ausador

athiest worship is by definition an oxymoron...just so you know.

12/29/2008 5:26:10 AM

anonymous

In your schools, your courthouses, and even
YOUR MOVIE THEATERS!

12/29/2008 5:29:13 AM

Thejebusfire

Atheists don't worship anything. Idiot.

12/29/2008 5:49:59 AM

Nowonmai

They don't, you nitwit.

12/29/2008 6:00:57 AM

Homer

I worship the doughnut because it looks like a zero.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, doughnuts.

12/29/2008 6:02:21 AM

Paschal Wagner

Where do people who don't eat broccoli meet to eat broccoli?

12/29/2008 6:59:52 AM

fromdownunder

Well, there is always the monthly BBQ where we munch on kittens.

mmmmmmmm...kittens

Norm

12/29/2008 7:26:59 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

In the skull dungeon, surrounded by a moat full of infant's blood.

12/29/2008 7:27:34 AM

Beeblebrox

Where do atheist meet to worship?

The same place gay guys meet to pick up women.

12/29/2008 7:31:31 AM

Detrs

Yeah...no...no...

Keep trying.

12/29/2008 7:36:12 AM

lumax

Yes R & S Strauss Discount Auto is my House of Worship cause I worship discount cars - not.

12/29/2008 8:11:56 AM

onoma

effing fail. i know it's hard for you to comprehend, but some people actually believe differently than you.

yah, take a moment to digest that.

12/29/2008 8:49:03 AM

Atheist In A Foxhole

[lost for words]

12/29/2008 8:50:22 AM

agentCDE

On motherfucking Mars. No, you can't come.

12/29/2008 9:23:04 AM

Orion

R & S? What the hell is that?

Also lol this fails, crack open a dictionary Grayghost.

12/29/2008 10:05:56 AM



Could they worship nothing?. Just a thought.

12/29/2008 10:21:53 AM

Jacob

We meet in our underground lairs, der.

12/29/2008 10:44:12 AM
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