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everyone that doesnt believe in jesus is realy an atheist.God is real and hell is real.every breath you take every child is? born is God showing you his love.reject him and die and go to hell is a chance im not taking

davymatheny, Youtube 60 Comments [12/28/2008 8:34:42 AM]
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myheadhurts

close

12/28/2008 8:35:26 AM

Efrain

Of course Hell is real, look at a road map of Michigan and you'll see that.

12/28/2008 8:35:32 AM

Kitourahime

Wh....What?

.....Someone translate? Please?

12/28/2008 8:40:21 AM

dpareja

Pascal's Wager = auto-fail.

12/28/2008 8:44:23 AM

atrasicarius

If they gave the internet an enema, they'd stick it in at Youtube comments section.

12/28/2008 8:45:09 AM

Rat of Steel


12/28/2008 8:58:21 AM

pete

Some of the words appear to be English but, I'm quite certain this post doesn't utilize any known human language.

12/28/2008 9:07:24 AM

HoJuSimpson

Off in whose camper they were whacking?

12/28/2008 9:08:51 AM

Katsuro

HoJuSimpson-

Haha, I personally think that is deserving of some kind of internet.

12/28/2008 9:13:54 AM

Thammuz

That's because you're a pussy.

12/28/2008 9:15:05 AM



Ok, 90% of the world is just fine with their atheism?. Hold on.

12/28/2008 9:34:14 AM

spaceamoeba

I think he is really trying so hard to speak english but failing.

12/28/2008 9:47:20 AM

szaleniec

There's a difference between Hell as a philosophical construct and Hell as "let's tell scary stories to keep the peasants in line" that a lot of modern churches who emphasise crowd-pleasing claptrap over genuine philosophy and theology miss.

12/28/2008 10:18:24 AM

phaeton

once again with coherence please

12/28/2008 10:21:29 AM

a mind far far away

Does using good grammar send you to hell, too, because you're also not taking a chance with it. And just because one doesn't believe in jesus doesn't mean one is an atheist. What about Hindus, Pagans, Jews, Sikhs, etc? And I don't believe in jesus, but I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic.

12/28/2008 10:47:46 AM

Percy Q. Shun

O_o

12/28/2008 10:48:17 AM

Tom S. Fox

"every breath you take every child is born is God showing you his love.reject him and die and go to hell is a chance im not taking"

Non-contradiction award!

12/28/2008 11:11:20 AM

Vertigo

every breath you take every child is?

...wtf does that mean O_o

12/28/2008 11:33:46 AM

aaa

Is this supposed to make sense?

12/28/2008 11:50:30 AM

Princess Rot

So, because God allows us to overpopulate the world is him showing love?

12/28/2008 11:56:15 AM

El Zorro

I don't understand what it says, but I bet it's fundie.

12/28/2008 12:10:41 PM



I don't believe in Jesus, and I'm not an atheist. You people really should get out more, there's a whole world that you know absolutely nothing about.

12/28/2008 12:14:52 PM

Fishcakes

...wow. I think we have another one who types with his nose (along with LoneWolf--speaking of, I haven't seen him up here in awhile).

12/28/2008 12:15:47 PM

Frogflayer

Mark's ? question; I can haz? them. Blaise where is thy modesty?

12/28/2008 12:31:54 PM

Percy Q. Shun

every breath you take every child is?
I'll be watching you.

12/28/2008 12:54:12 PM
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