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everyone that doesnt believe in jesus is realy an atheist.God is real and hell is real.every breath you take every child is? born is God showing you his love.reject him and die and go to hell is a chance im not taking

davymatheny, Youtube 59 Comments [12/28/2008 8:34:42 AM]
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#828734
myheadhurts

close

12/28/2008 8:35:26 AM
#828735
Efrain

Of course Hell is real, look at a road map of Michigan and you'll see that.

12/28/2008 8:35:32 AM
#828740
Kitourahime

Wh....What?

.....Someone translate? Please?

12/28/2008 8:40:21 AM
#828741
dpareja

Pascal's Wager = auto-fail.

12/28/2008 8:44:23 AM
#828743
atrasicarius

If they gave the internet an enema, they'd stick it in at Youtube comments section.

12/28/2008 8:45:09 AM
#828757
Rat of Steel


12/28/2008 8:58:21 AM
#828758
pete

Some of the words appear to be English but, I'm quite certain this post doesn't utilize any known human language.

12/28/2008 9:07:24 AM
#828759
HoJuSimpson

Off in whose camper they were whacking?

12/28/2008 9:08:51 AM
#828763
Katsuro

HoJuSimpson-

Haha, I personally think that is deserving of some kind of internet.

12/28/2008 9:13:54 AM
#828764
Thammuz

That's because you're a pussy.

12/28/2008 9:15:05 AM
#828785


Ok, 90% of the world is just fine with their atheism?. Hold on.

12/28/2008 9:34:14 AM
#828799
spaceamoeba

I think he is really trying so hard to speak english but failing.

12/28/2008 9:47:20 AM
#828829
szaleniec

There's a difference between Hell as a philosophical construct and Hell as "let's tell scary stories to keep the peasants in line" that a lot of modern churches who emphasise crowd-pleasing claptrap over genuine philosophy and theology miss.

12/28/2008 10:18:24 AM
#828833
phaeton

once again with coherence please

12/28/2008 10:21:29 AM
#828882
a mind far far away

Does using good grammar send you to hell, too, because you're also not taking a chance with it. And just because one doesn't believe in jesus doesn't mean one is an atheist. What about Hindus, Pagans, Jews, Sikhs, etc? And I don't believe in jesus, but I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic.

12/28/2008 10:47:46 AM
#828883
Percy Q. Shun

O_o

12/28/2008 10:48:17 AM
#828904
Tom S. Fox

"every breath you take every child is born is God showing you his love.reject him and die and go to hell is a chance im not taking"

Non-contradiction award!

12/28/2008 11:11:20 AM
#828917
Vertigo

every breath you take every child is?

...wtf does that mean O_o

12/28/2008 11:33:46 AM
#828932
aaa

Is this supposed to make sense?

12/28/2008 11:50:30 AM
#828939
Princess Rot

So, because God allows us to overpopulate the world is him showing love?

12/28/2008 11:56:15 AM
#828952
El Zorro

I don't understand what it says, but I bet it's fundie.

12/28/2008 12:10:41 PM
#828957


I don't believe in Jesus, and I'm not an atheist. You people really should get out more, there's a whole world that you know absolutely nothing about.

12/28/2008 12:14:52 PM
#828959
Fishcakes

...wow. I think we have another one who types with his nose (along with LoneWolf--speaking of, I haven't seen him up here in awhile).

12/28/2008 12:15:47 PM
#828972
Frogflayer

Mark's ? question; I can haz? them. Blaise where is thy modesty?

12/28/2008 12:31:54 PM
#828988
Percy Q. Shun

every breath you take every child is?
I'll be watching you.

12/28/2008 12:54:12 PM
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