I think im going to start carrying a peice of bacon around with me.
and when some muslim store clerk is rude or just a jerk i will put the bacon in his hand when he reaches for the money.
Then as im leaving the store i will say stuff like.
O MAN ..i hope Allah lets you into paradise even yjo you touched pork.
o boy i hope you can still have 70 virgins..
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Yes, because fucking with other people is a sure way into heaven.
I hope rabid dogs chase you down and rip that bacon from your pants. If they happen to take some flesh as well... well, you earned it.
What if the store clerk isn't Muslim? How can you tell?
What if he was Christian and decided to kick your ass?
What if you're just a blithering idiot?
Why not just patronize good, loving, christ-stain businesses, and avoid the whole greasy-bacon-in-the-pocket thing?
I mean, isn't going into a muslim establishment supporting the terrorists or something.
$1 says OP doesn't know the difference between a Muslim and a Sikh. A further $1 says he can't tell the difference between a Muslim, a Sikh, a Hindu, and a Hispanic and just assumes that black hair and tanned skin = Muslim.
And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you
Leviticus 11:7-8. So you are a cretin AND doomed
And the promise of virgins is overated. Wanton trollops for meeeeeeee
Stupid fundie. The problem with pig products is only if the Muslim intentionally eats it. Merely touching it or even unknowingly eating it is no problem.
And the 70 virgins thing (or is it 72?) is totally separate from getting into heaven. It's a part of Wahhabism or whatever it is the terrorists practice.
Uhm, technically, they're allowed to handle pork, just not eat it. Found that out from a friend and shipmate who's Muslim and worked at subway.
And the beating you would receive for that...that would be persecution, I assume, yes? Also, you're aware that not all Muslims are Arabic, and not all people that look Arabic are Muslim. Yeah, I didn't think so.
I hope one day, after this prick does this, that he goes to jail for hate crimes and such. Then, when he's in jail, I hope he gets the buttsecks from some big redneck named Bubba. Then I hope that when you die, which is hopefully soon, when you stand before almighty gawd, he says "nope, sorry buddy, you were a prick and went to jail, and had the buttsecks with Bubba". I'll laugh my ass off.
Let me guess, turtle: You wouldn't do anything to antagonize the man, would you? You're an ignorant, bigoted lout. Oh yes...you're also a coward. After you insult somebody you want to be far away so you can run.
Lets see what Jesus had to say about this:
Blessed are the merciful
Blessed are the peacemakers
Love your enemies
Judge not, that ye be not judged
Whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.
Do violence to no man, neither accuse any falsely.
Yeah, your going to hell.
Congratulations! You're an ignorant asshole! And according to your own Bible, your inhospitable behavior means that, like the residents of Sodom, you will probably burn in hell.
Have fun.
Mwahaha, you won't get anywhere. Except for the Muslims that are as fundy as you, intent matters far more than the letter of the law. If someone else forces you to touch or eat pork, the technical 'sin' is forgiven. Especially if you had no way of knowing it would happen or preventing it. Like if some douchebag customer slipped you pork with their money. Oh, they certainly won't LIKE it, but they won't think that they're bad Muslims because of someone ELSE'S bad behavior.
And anyone wanna bet "when a Muslim store clerk is rude" is translating to "Oh no, he's being Muslim in front of me!" for this braindead louse upon society? 'Cause I sure do.
No, once again, you're thinking of crosses , not bacon. And vampires , not muslims.
Go for it turtle, seeing as most store clerks are far more courteous than some of the customers(that came out a bit odd but you know what I mean) then the chances are that people will be able to go "Hey man, check this out. There's a dude over here smelling of rancid meat" long before you get to try your stunt out. You would then be a mocked turtle.
If you don't mind, I'll start carrying my sawed shotgun with me. And when I see you being a dick, I'll just shoot you./ end of sarcasm
Now, really. Overblowing/reacting much?
@phaeton: "Do these people really think pork is some kind of kryptonite for muslims?" It wouldn't surprise me if they did. Some of the things people actually seem to believe about Muslims are utterly surreal, in a disturbing, "like going back in time to the Crusades" kind of way. It wouldn't surprise me if there were fundies who thought that Muslims all had foot-long horns and glowed in the dark.
Edit: oh, by the way, it's 72 houri not 70. And Muslim heaven is no more focused on shagging the houri than Christian heaven is focused on sitting on clouds and playing the harp. It's just pop theology.
Great idea, Turtle! I think I'm going to start carrying around pentagram jewelry. Then when some Christian is rude, or just a jerk, I will put the pendant in his hand.
Then I will say stuff like, "Oh man, you just touched the symbol of a non-Christian religion! I hope your super-jealous God forgives you for that!"
It's a lot less offensive than what you've decided to do to Muslims, you sick freak.
I just clicked the link and the thread has been deleted, apparently.
Oh, and to Turtle: What are you, twelve?
I read the first "bacon" as "cardboard"...Can't think why...
Still, at least it was funny when I thought he was talking about cardboard. Now it's just sad religious intollerance.
I think Im going to start carrying a dildo around with me.
And when some christian store clerk is rude or just a jerk I will put the dildo in his hand when he reaches for the money.
Then as im leaving the store I will say stuff like.
OH MAN ..I hope Jesus lets you into heaven even though you touched a dilbo and thus caught "teh gay".
Oh boy I hope you can still have a huge gold mansion..
Or what you could do, like any sane and moral person would do is stop going to that store if a clerk is rude and follow the capitalist principle of voting with your money by giving your patronage to a store where your patronage is appreciated.
Instead you want to make a lame attempt to keep a Muslim person out of the heaven they earnestly believe in. I believe intent is enough to convict a person of "Conspiracy to commit a Hate Crime".
As you're leaving the store? You think you'd be able to just walk out of the store, saying that shit? Your ass would be toast.
Also, I'm a (fairly pious) Muslim and today I unknowingly ate half a sandwich with bacon in it. Once I realized this, I opened the sandwich, removed the bacon, and continued eating it. Just because you're crazy about your religion doesn't mean everyone else is.
"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"
- Matthew 5:44 (KJV)
Not that anyone at Rapture Ready would be concerned with anything Jesus might have had to say.
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