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paint said "It is such a comforting thought, to think that someone died for your terrible sins and that all you need to do is have "faith" and you will be "saved". You don't have to lift a finger!

Not only that, you will have eternal life and be in heaven seated next to a father figure who now extends his unconditional love and approval to you, and his other children."

And don't forget all the perks! Like a personal relationship with our Creator while we're here on earth. And the humility of discoving how far short we fall from His holiness and grace, yet receiving more and more grace anyway. And where we ask Him for help and guidance and He responds. And, and! Knowing that we can do anything we want to do. And wanting to do it HIS way.

Yep. Pretty cool.

dogartdog, Ebay Art & Artist Discussin Board, post # 187 35 Comments [12/30/2008 4:10:29 PM]
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Slavery is freedom.

12/30/2008 4:14:48 PM

Freedom from all responisibility....YAY that's a healthy society!!

12/30/2008 4:31:11 PM



12/30/2008 4:51:13 PM


And the humility of discoving how far short we fall from His holiness and grace, yet receiving more and more grace anyway.

I know I enjoy being told I'm not good enough and never will be, but that someone else is taking pity on me.

12/30/2008 5:06:39 PM

Percy Q. Shun

And you start a lot of sentences with the word and.

And you are a lazy fucker.
And you don't want to raise a finger.
And you believe all the lies.
And you are a fucking moron.

12/30/2008 5:22:32 PM


...you will have eternal life and be in heaven seated next to a father figure...

All one billion of you sitting next to Jehovah?

12/30/2008 5:43:45 PM


Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. His way is your way. Your soul is his food. You want to feed him your soul. Feed him your soul. Your soul. NOW!

12/30/2008 6:01:36 PM

Christianity = laziness. Gotcha. Running away.

12/30/2008 6:15:09 PM



12/30/2008 6:41:46 PM


Quoth the Raven, what a Shine!

12/30/2008 6:44:56 PM


This screams poe.

12/30/2008 6:59:11 PM


I think bible is a pretty cool guy. Eh burns unbelievers and doesn't afraid of anything.

12/30/2008 7:10:41 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

That paint guy is crazy. Who could honestly take comfort in believing other people die for you?

12/30/2008 7:15:51 PM


Erh... to be honest, what I see here sounds typically (conservative)christian, not fundy, umm...

12/30/2008 8:12:29 PM

"Paint" is another poster who is being sarcastic. Dogartdog is a chick and if she's a Poe, she's pretty damned dedicated. She's been causing strife and division on this board for at least the last two years with this shit. People who want to chat about art get damned tired of being told they're going to hell. Two years ago she even performed a cyber "exorcism" on another poster who disagreed with her. She caught a lot of hell for that and likes to pretend it didn't happen now...the internet has a long memory, doggie.

12/30/2008 8:13:15 PM

Old Viking

You also get a Magic Decoder Ring of your very own, for those secret messages from God.

12/30/2008 9:16:06 PM


... we ask Him for help and guidance and He always seems to agree with us.


12/30/2008 9:23:28 PM


Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Jebus is a dandy fella.

12/30/2008 9:43:06 PM


*looks back on life*

No, sorry, no "terrible sins" there. Lots of stuff I ain't proud of but hey, that sort of goes with the territory.

ETA: Lys, I so gonna steal that quote :D lmao

12/30/2008 10:23:40 PM

a mind far far away

All the perks? I think Enron has better perks than your bastard god.

12/30/2008 10:32:01 PM

Captain Obvious

I think this guy is being sarcastic.

The first bit about it being a comforting thought made me think sarcasm.

12/31/2008 2:12:43 AM


I initially read this as a *sarcastic* commentary. Try it. It works...

12/31/2008 2:14:17 AM

Once again, the first poster, Paint, IS being sarcastic. The second poster, Dogartdog, is not.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, apparently.

12/31/2008 4:15:19 AM


Brainwashed for jebus

12/31/2008 5:20:44 AM


Oh my! How devastatingly Freudian!

12/31/2008 9:23:48 AM

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