If there are any naysayers who don't believe that the mark of the beast will be the rfid chip or its variant UPC code have a look at what Big Blue has for You!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WV3_jYB5HU
If you get it (rfid/barcode: remember this is america- you get a choice) your eternal destiny will be the lake of fire. Don't forget your reciept!
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Lake of Fire doesn't sound promising. Now you take your Big Rocky Candy Mountain: Oh, the buzzin' of the bees in the cigarette trees, the soda water fountain, the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings on the Big Rocky Candy Mountain ...
And it's receipt, moron.
If these nuts had actually read the bible, the mark of the beast is to be something more like a tatoo, that is not necessarily the number 666, but maybe of the name of the antichrist. It has nothing to do with microchips, UPC codes, credit cards, or any other such nonsense. Of course, they're really going to be surprised and disappointed when it doesn't happen at all.
HOMG
That looks awesome. I would totally love to be able to just walk through a store and take whatever I want and it pays for it automatically. Though I would prefer to actually scan a certain body part, so I don't get randomly charged for things on the street.
But still, the checkout scanner is pretty sweet.
Cool, so I'll see my dogs in hell.
Anyway I thought it was my SIN that was the mark of the beast. SSN to the Americans, sorry, don't know what the Europeans call it.
If there are any naysayers who don't believe that the mark of the beast will be the rfid chip or its variant UPC code...
UPC codes have been used since the early 80s. Fundies (like the teachers at my school) were raving that the barcodes were the Mark of the Beast and Jesus's return was mere seconds away. And yet, here we are over 20 years later--no Rapture, no Anti-Christ, nothing.
lol
i thought at first the guards were there to 'police state'(every good fundie rant about the future needs a nazi like appearance) the market and were being really friggen lazy. The old ladies turned down the aisle and I thought they'd run him over...the ending was a big lol.
I'd love a system like that, shoplifting would decrease i'll bet
As Beeblebrox said. These Rapture jerks know their crowd was saying this about the UPC codes years ago. Before that it was tatoos or just the fact you have to be registered to be a citizen.
They don't even acknowledge their own religious sects history and numerous false predictions over the years. It's not only a death cult, it's a live in fear till you die cult
Is there like, anything , that isn't a mark of the beast to you guys? Scared of technology? Here's a tip for you: find a nice, cozy cave. Start a bonfire and live there happily ever after.
Thanks.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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