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If for some reason under the Obama administration he makes this chip a requirement to recieve health care, food stamps, social security, acess to bank acounts etc I don't feel the people who get it would be recieving the "mark" it will have to be willingly known that your renouncing your faith in Christ. Just my opinion. Thoughts. Unless that is also part of it. Control. Renounce your faith or you wont be able to recieve any of these benefits. The chips that are already placed in newborns cannot be the "mark"
Wont the mark be given after the rapture anyway? Thoughts??

Faith&Hope, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [12/28/2008 5:44:27 AM]
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#828608

Efrain

...TECHNOLOGY IS NOT AFFECTED BY FAITH! EVEN IF IT'S STUPID!

12/28/2008 5:46:09 AM

#828612

WMDKitty

LOLWUT...

12/28/2008 5:48:21 AM

#828618

storymoron

The entire idea itself is ridiculous and not even worthy of conspiracy theorists. 9/11 will be exposed as an inside job by the same guys who faked the moon landing (one of them being Elvis) before Obama implements "The Mark."

12/28/2008 5:50:49 AM

#828666

Rat of Steel

(@ storymoron)

/thread

12/28/2008 7:01:13 AM

#828698

pete

Um, leaving aside the batshit chip conspiracy, a POTUS is not allowed to just decide things and inflict them on the populace. And, when the rules are ignored, we end up with a disgraceful POS like Dubbya.

12/28/2008 7:29:44 AM

#828725

Thinking Allowed

The rapture isn't going to happen because it's not in the bible.

12/28/2008 8:21:24 AM

#828751

AuroraMike

No the mark won't be given after the Rapture because the Rapture is a US created false teaching from the 18th century. Second, the mark of the beast, as taught in revelations, is symbolic, not an actual physical item.

Third, that's not entirely how RFID works.

12/28/2008 8:51:10 AM

#828857

a mind far far away

"Thoughts??"

Did you just say poor people are illiterate? That's what I got out of it. Eiher that, or you're just a scared, paranoid asstard.

12/28/2008 10:34:27 AM

#828900

Percy Q. Shun

Why do these idiots always make these comments about Democrats, and never republitards?

12/28/2008 11:04:47 AM

#828916

aaa

Not this shit again...

12/28/2008 11:32:43 AM

#828962

Fishcakes

Tinfoil ahoy!

12/28/2008 12:16:58 PM

#828979

Princess Rot

Retarded conspiracy theorist is retarded.

12/28/2008 12:39:26 PM

#828997

IanC

*yawn* same old, same old.

12/28/2008 1:06:49 PM

#829038

Mister Spak

"Thoughts??"

"No, those are just random nerve cell firings.

12/28/2008 2:08:25 PM

#829052

ozznova

Really? I'm a pagan and I wouldn't want to have any kind of scary RFID implanted in me.

What does that make me, O Rapture Retard?

12/28/2008 2:19:21 PM

#829081

"Thoughts" on RR?

I was under the impression that they didn't approve of thinking.

12/28/2008 2:49:12 PM

#829088

John_in_Oz

I got no problem with this.
The context is that she is addressing a group who are all of the opinion that the Rapture is imminent; and the RFID chips will be the Biblically foretold mark of the Beast, which will be 'the name and the number' of the Beast'. She's pointing out some of the problems with that idea.
Sure, I'd have critiqued it differently, but nobody has any obligation to do everything my way.
Meh. 1.

12/28/2008 2:56:53 PM

#829116

fundiesRtehlulz

We'd have to live under an extremely encapsulated totalitarian dictatorship in order for the situation you speak of to work. Do you really believe that even if this chip does get implemented that denying Jesus will be a requirement?

12/28/2008 3:29:39 PM

#829207

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"Thoughts??"

Apparently not.

12/28/2008 5:00:52 PM

#829213

freako104

I think you are full of shit.

12/28/2008 5:04:23 PM

#829222

WWBFD

Thought. Sentences. Like that. They work. Don't.

12/28/2008 5:11:53 PM

#829271

Painful

Really? I thought part of Obama's platform was that he supported using religious based institutions to distribute governmental aid programs. I believe there was mention about how the infrastructure was already in place as opposed to all the mess the current, backlogged government systems which wouldn't be able to handle surges in need.

Doesn't that change it a bit there, F&H? (Weren't those the twins that died anyways?)

12/28/2008 5:51:56 PM

#829332

John

Actually, Dubya was a lot more likely to support RFIDs than Obama. In fact, one of Obama's stated goals is to review Dubya's "signing documents", in which he signed a law, but included a statement refusing to enforce the parts he disagreed with.

12/28/2008 6:23:39 PM

#829430

werewolf

Chocolate chips should be a requirement and they are delicious in cookies. I renounced my faith in tacos immediately. Just an opinion.

12/28/2008 7:51:16 PM

#829481

Old Viking

I always get distracted during a discussion of "chips," and find myself going to the kitchen for cookies.

12/28/2008 8:27:46 PM