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You are talking about pizza. Right?
12/29/2008 1:42:34 PM
12/29/2008 1:47:01 PM
So... you're against heterosexual marriage too, then? Or is it OK to marry a hamburger?
12/29/2008 1:48:23 PM
And the winner of the Worst Analogy of 2008 award is...
12/29/2008 1:48:31 PM
Atheist In A Foxhole
Fucking crazy analogy winner.
12/29/2008 1:48:56 PM
I have to say, this one gave me a good laugh, moreso than a lot of the stuff I see on this website. If he's a poe, 10/10 for effort.
12/29/2008 1:49:53 PM
Does anyone else think Rick Warren should be tested for drugs after this? Maybe before he goes to the inauguration?
12/29/2008 1:51:56 PM
12/29/2008 1:53:10 PM
Sounds suspiciously close to anti-pastafarianism to me...close...close.
Besides, pizzaaaaaahhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
12/29/2008 2:02:48 PM
12/29/2008 2:03:08 PM
Onan the Barbarian
Yeah, we know...you think marriage was meant as one man and as many women as he could afford. What is that, Rick? You say it's only "one man and one woman"? Good God, man! Don't you even bother to read that Bible you thump?
12/29/2008 2:04:55 PM
Pizza can't give consent, so it would be rape. Try again.
12/29/2008 2:05:02 PM
Is it wrong to hope you are caught in a unseemly scandal involving a whole dried pepperoni shoved up your ass? Just checking.....
12/29/2008 2:05:06 PM
Rick Warren's 'pizza-fetish defence' for underage sex with acne'd teens, 2nd draft.
12/29/2008 2:09:37 PM
You should know that your argument fails even when an analogy of it sounds retarded.
12/29/2008 2:22:25 PM
I can smell the
desperation oregano in his analogy.
12/29/2008 2:23:33 PM
I don't care if you agree or not with Homosexuality but don't tell me that you don't know what erotic means.
12/29/2008 2:24:46 PM
haha...i wonder what pizza-human hybrids would look like
12/29/2008 2:34:36 PM
umm..so do you have sex with this pizza?
12/29/2008 2:37:36 PM
i was always suspicious of the red baron frozen pizza mascot. he looked a little gay with that scarf and those goggles.
12/29/2008 2:39:33 PM
You may have noticed that pizza can't give consent. Or since you're a fundie, maybe you haven't.
12/29/2008 2:50:16 PM
It's a good thing that our right to marry can't be arbitrarily abridged by people who think like Rick Warren, isn't it?
Oh wait...we have a whole pile of them in California and one getting ready to move into the White House.
12/29/2008 2:51:09 PM
Ugh, why can't fundies learn to use descent logic?
12/29/2008 2:51:33 PM
Ten bucks says Rick Warren has his dick in a calzone right now.
12/29/2008 2:55:14 PM
This is even worse than the "pets" analogy, 'cause dogs and cats can, you know, love you back.
I'm just trying to imagine sex with a piping hot pizza, and all I can think is, "Oooh, icky!" And, of course, "ouch!"
PS--OhmyGods, I just saw that was Rick Warren his own self. *That's* "America's pastor" and a best-selling author?
12/29/2008 3:00:37 PM
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