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#830193
Dexter
You are talking about pizza. Right?
12/29/2008 1:42:34 PM
#830200
aaa
Huh?
12/29/2008 1:47:01 PM
#830202
Paschal Wagner
So... you're against heterosexual marriage too, then? Or is it OK to marry a hamburger?
Analogy fail.
12/29/2008 1:48:23 PM
#830203
Lucretius
And the winner of the Worst Analogy of 2008 award is...
12/29/2008 1:48:31 PM
#830204
Atheist In A Foxhole
Fucking crazy analogy winner.
12/29/2008 1:48:56 PM
#830205
Sigma_89
I have to say, this one gave me a good laugh, moreso than a lot of the stuff I see on this website. If he's a poe, 10/10 for effort.
12/29/2008 1:49:53 PM
#830207
Ragabash
Does anyone else think Rick Warren should be tested for drugs after this? Maybe before he goes to the inauguration?
12/29/2008 1:51:56 PM
#830209
MichaelL
WTF??? Seriously...WTF???
12/29/2008 1:53:10 PM
#830214
Philbert McAdamia
Sounds suspiciously close to anti-pastafarianism to me...close...close.
Besides, pizzaaaaaahhhh, mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
12/29/2008 2:02:48 PM
#830215
D Laurier
Huh?
Word salad.
12/29/2008 2:03:08 PM
#830219
Onan the Barbarian
Yeah, we know...you think marriage was meant as one man and as many women as he could afford. What is that, Rick? You say it's only "one man and one woman"? Good God, man! Don't you even bother to read that Bible you thump?
12/29/2008 2:04:55 PM
#830221
Mortok
Pizza can't give consent, so it would be rape. Try again.
12/29/2008 2:05:02 PM
#830222
perdurabo
Is it wrong to hope you are caught in a unseemly scandal involving a whole dried pepperoni shoved up your ass? Just checking.....
12/29/2008 2:05:06 PM
#830225
John_in_Oz
Rick Warren's 'pizza-fetish defence' for underage sex with acne'd teens, 2nd draft.
12/29/2008 2:09:37 PM
#830231
Reverend Jeremiah
You should know that your argument fails even when an analogy of it sounds retarded.
12/29/2008 2:22:25 PM
#830234
Doctor Whom
I can smell the desperation oregano in his analogy.
12/29/2008 2:23:33 PM
#830239
I don't care if you agree or not with Homosexuality but don't tell me that you don't know what erotic means.
12/29/2008 2:24:46 PM
#830249
Jaces Ci
haha...i wonder what pizza-human hybrids would look like
12/29/2008 2:34:36 PM
#830253
Random Man
umm..so do you have sex with this pizza?
12/29/2008 2:37:36 PM
#830254
BufferickVonHellbags
awesome.
i was always suspicious of the red baron frozen pizza mascot. he looked a little gay with that scarf and those goggles.
12/29/2008 2:39:33 PM
#830263
Mister Spak
You may have noticed that pizza can't give consent. Or since you're a fundie, maybe you haven't.
12/29/2008 2:50:16 PM
#830264
Professor M
It's a good thing that our right to marry can't be arbitrarily abridged by people who think like Rick Warren, isn't it?
Oh wait...we have a whole pile of them in California and one getting ready to move into the White House.
12/29/2008 2:51:09 PM
#830265
Fungimandias
Ugh, why can't fundies learn to use descent logic?
12/29/2008 2:51:33 PM
#830271
Lucilius
Ten bucks says Rick Warren has his dick in a calzone right now.
12/29/2008 2:55:14 PM
#830280
GreenEyedLilo
This is even worse than the "pets" analogy, 'cause dogs and cats can, you know, love you back.
I'm just trying to imagine sex with a piping hot pizza, and all I can think is, "Oooh, icky!" And, of course, "ouch!"
PS--OhmyGods, I just saw that was Rick Warren his own self. *That's* "America's pastor" and a best-selling author?
12/29/2008 3:00:37 PM
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