hey at least if i already have cancer i don't have to give up smoking
12/30/2008 4:03:56 PM
You will burn in Hell forever for being an infidel and shunning Allah and His Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
12/30/2008 4:14:22 PM
Thor is not pleased.
12/30/2008 4:48:21 PM
This was only one of the doozies that kdbrich fella's posted over at CD. I have a handy puke pot next to my desk in case I come across one of his posts while browsing the forum.
12/30/2008 5:04:00 PM
If you continue to be hard-headed and and ignore Allah you will burn in hell. The good news is that you don't have to.
12/30/2008 5:27:30 PM
Percy Q. Shun
If you continue to be a hard-headed moron and ignore common sense, you will waste your life. The good news is that I don't care what happens to you.
12/30/2008 5:37:22 PM
Rat of Steel
"Actually yeah--atheism is a cancer of sorts."
To quote Damaskinos from Blade II, it's actually "cancer with a purpose".
In this case, the purpose isn't destroying minds, but instead freeing them.
12/30/2008 5:38:56 PM
If atheism is like cancer, then fundamentalist Christianity must be like syphilis on the brain -- just completely destroys your ability to think.
12/30/2008 5:41:04 PM
What, is God some sort of screaming, mad-thing? Or could it be that it doesn't exist? Yes, that must be it.
Belief is stupid. (see kdbrich's post above).
Scare tactics and threats are not for adults, they won't work.
Pascal's Wager is for simpletons and dolts only.
12/30/2008 6:02:05 PM
I'll ignore your imaginary bogeyman and his imaginary punishment at the same time, thank you.
12/30/2008 6:07:48 PM
12/30/2008 6:32:18 PM
Heaven don't want me and hell won't take me. I've got an attitude.
12/30/2008 6:40:31 PM
So basically, you're either with us or against us. Fuck you and your narrow minded view of the world.
12/30/2008 7:19:51 PM
That's the last thing the Crom Cruagh said before being defeated by St Patrick.........suprisingly.
12/30/2008 7:22:46 PM
Cancer doesn't work that way.
12/30/2008 7:33:19 PM
12/30/2008 9:27:57 PM
Well, let's see.
Cancer is an overgrowth of mutated cells. Atheism is a religious decision.
Cancer can kill you. Atheism won't.
Cancer is sometimes terminal and irreversible. You can change your mind about atheism.
12/30/2008 9:34:36 PM
a mind far far away
Actually yeah--christianity is a cancer of sorts.
If you continue to be hard-headed and and(sic) ignore reality you will be an ignorant asshole fucktard. The good news is that you don't have to.
12/30/2008 10:40:15 PM
If you continue to be hard-headed and and ignore God you will burn in hell.
How can I ignore this "god" character if he wont bother to make his existence known to me? It's like accusing me of ignoring the imaginary tap dancing komodo dragon that's not standing in my room.
12/30/2008 11:57:40 PM
'Course I don't have to burn in hell. Doesn't exist.
12/31/2008 7:08:06 AM
Many have the same opinion of religion. Have a nice day.
12/31/2008 7:36:56 AM
Even Pascal facepalmed about this one.
12/31/2008 9:37:09 AM
The good news is that you don't have to.
That's very true. But not in the way you intended.
12/31/2008 3:22:47 PM
"If you continue to be hard-headed and and ignore God you will burn in hell."
I believe that you can take legal action if I threaten to kill you by dissolving you in sulphuric acid. It's time to take legal action against those who threaten with eternal torture.
1/8/2009 12:43:23 PM
hell must be living in your fucked up skull.
I don't know any people who care enough about religion to call themselves atheists.
8/26/2011 8:04:05 PM