As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head. But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!
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Moon Wolfhowl, I do think this is a repeat in that I've heard these "touched" people say this shit for years. :)
Still waiting on those clothes suddenly dropping to the ground.
This may be my favorite quote in the existence of RR for obvious reasons...
1. As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head.
2. But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!
It rocks because for the first point you see them get a little glimpse of logic, rationality, and reality. On the second point the train is lost and the plot has come full circle!
Yes, this is a repeat! It is a good enough repeat, though, that I would let it slide. I love it and satan bless these people...
But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!
Ah, so you mean, never ;)
Now think harder about why you sound a bit touched in the head.
Is it the idea of inherited sin? God being unable to beat iron chariots, and being the source of evil?
Is it because nobody could believe your dogma without childhood indoctrination or auto hypnosis?
All the mistakes in the Bible? The contradictions? The broken promises? The events that never happened? The lack of useful information?
Is it 'God being in Heaven' is so utterly disproven that not a single astronaut ever saw him? (What, you think the Bible's authors did not mean it literally when they said He was in the sky? Nothing in the Bible supports that view.)
Or is it the 'magically disappearing out of your clothes' trick that has you accepting you sound nutso?
Please note I wear a size PL or petite 12. I prefer dresses, no prints please or loud colours. Will you be leaving your shoes as well? I'm a 7. Also no Wal-mart, K-mart or JC Penney - try to shop high end stores - I'm a big fan of Lord & Taylor and Macy's.
If that happens, I will be thrilled you're gone. And then I'm going to go through your wallets.
Because all your cash are belong to us!
"But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them! "
You'll never look any saner to me, even if that happened. And that's a HUGE "if".
Uh-oh, you do realize, don't you, that the next thing that will happen after your clothes disappear is that you'll be whisked straight to hell ... because you'll know that you're naked in public and it's the knowing part that's a sin.
Don't believe me? Read Genesis. God had no trouble watching a naked Adam and Eve cavort in the Garden of Eden, but once they became knowledgeable of the fact of their nakedness, that was a big no-no.
Make sure you carry a lot of cash when it happens, will ya?
Not that anything like this will happen while I am still alive but...
If I ever see a Rapture Readien disappear out of their clothes, I'm going home and checking to make sure that my ADHD medication wasn't replaced with extacy or something.
But it's never going to happen, so it's all good. :P
Your doubt is well-qualified.
Happy Whooshday, when ever it'll be, Pule.
That's it, I'm starting a company that promises, upon prepayment, to take care of the things you leave behind.
As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head.
Understatement of the year award?
.........-shudders at the thought of religion teachers....naked-
Is it just me, or is it some sort of universal code that religion teachers in Highschool(we only have Christian in our school. shudder) have to be very repulsive?
@Kitourahime: There was one religion teacher at my school whom no one seemed to consider repulsive on any level. Don't know if that helps.
Well in the event that the Rapturites do go poof, I call dibs on a pair of combat boots and any kevlar lying around.
So, not only you have to be "raptured", you have to do so that everybody knows you disappear and, for that matter, in a way that, on Earth, is a sin. Whatever.
"But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!"
Actually, one of two things will happen:
1- We'll celebrate that you fundy cuntbags will be out of our hair for good. Thus the world will become an infinitely better place.
2- When you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, and you realise the whooshfest hasn't happened before then, and only at the end do you understand that you've been waiting & praying in vain when you could've been doing so many fun things in the intervening time, that we Atheists were right, and you were WRONG, will we Atheists collectively gloat over your ultimate FAILURE in life, content in our smugness and superiority over you & your ilk.
A definite case of Heads we win, Tails you LOSE.
PS- Remember, Jennifleur & everyone on Ruptured Retards: every day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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