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It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything.  According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin.  Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry.  As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self.  Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive.  He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit.  He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it.

Abdullam Films, Darwin Debunked 68 Comments [12/30/2008 4:26:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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Opethian_days

O_o
right.

12/30/2008 4:28:17 PM

Botulism!

I'm still not sure I can believe that people like this are really serious when they spout such drivel. Can anybody really be so stupid and still communicate in a coherent fashion?

12/30/2008 4:28:52 PM

Paschal Wagner

So you people have sex with spare ribs, then?

12/30/2008 4:36:23 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

sigh.

12/30/2008 4:39:21 PM

Mudflappus

Now that's just plain stupid. (reaches for another banana)

12/30/2008 4:47:45 PM

MK

On the flip side:

Believing in the Bible is just a way of disconnecting yourselves from the ancestral versions of your former selves, so that you can get away with eating bananas without feeling guilty about it because, in your mind, you're not really eating yourselves.

Makes just as much ass-backwards sense as the OP.

12/30/2008 4:50:24 PM

Lucilius

I invite you to engage in a kind of cannibalism.

Eat me, moron.

12/30/2008 4:52:26 PM

aaa

Not this shit again...

12/30/2008 4:55:20 PM

Alcari

Ugh, you need to be a muslim to come up with crap like this.

12/30/2008 4:59:56 PM

Percy Q. Shun

0_o

12/30/2008 5:02:45 PM

ND

When a fundy pisses in the dirt dont they feel guilty about pissing on thier original material?

12/30/2008 5:04:17 PM

Doctor Whom

When a woman eats a rib, is she consuming an ancestral version of her former self?

12/30/2008 5:07:01 PM



"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes"

Yesss...you are getting there... closer...

"but that man evolved from everything"

Not quite, but..

"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry. "

Thats the idea, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees....

"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!


12/30/2008 5:07:25 PM

spaceamoeba

I love this bit later:

"THE OCCULT CONNECTION

The most disturbing fact about evolution is that its origins, while not scientific, are very spiritual in nature. Evolution is the very backbone of all the occult sciences, which even the most basic examination of esoteric philosophy will reveal. In his book, Occult Invasion, author Dave Hunt gives considerable attention to the implications of evolution’s real origins:"

12/30/2008 5:09:10 PM

Mister Spak

Only a fundie would do something as stupid as that.

12/30/2008 5:15:54 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

So near yet so, so far.

12/30/2008 5:34:35 PM

Beeblebrox

I can really only think of one scenario in which bananas could be said to have been murdered.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM

12/30/2008 5:35:38 PM

GigaGuess

And while being told you are the stewards of the planet, you guys are intent on raping and pillaging it for all it's worth. Your point?

12/30/2008 5:36:19 PM

Papabear

"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything."

No. As usual, you people have gotten it backwards and twisted. Man didn't evolve from everything, everything evolved from a comman ancestor.


"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry."

Not only according to Darwin, but, since the ToE itself has evolved in the last 150 years, almost every other biologist.


"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

Not only do you have the ToE twisted in a knot, but you've also got no ability to think clearly, do you?

12/30/2008 5:41:00 PM

MK

@Beeblebrox -

I'm not going to even open the link. I'm going to take a guess that it's Ray Comfort molesting bananas while Kirk Cameron watches.

12/30/2008 5:43:52 PM



Well, you'd best just not eat anything then. Call us and tell us how that one's working out for you in about a year.

12/30/2008 6:08:42 PM

toothache

Moron.

12/30/2008 6:26:59 PM

OMGWTFBBQ

Fruit is not sentient...

12/30/2008 6:42:30 PM

El Zorro

This banana argument is even more stupid than Ray Comforts.

12/30/2008 6:51:47 PM

Won Ton

I always make sure to alert the proper authorities.

12/30/2008 7:00:20 PM
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