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It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything.  According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin.  Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry.  As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self.  Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive.  He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit.  He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it.

Abdullam Films, Darwin Debunked 68 Comments [12/30/2008 4:26:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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#831935
Opethian_days

O_o
right.

12/30/2008 4:28:17 PM

#831937
Botulism!

I'm still not sure I can believe that people like this are really serious when they spout such drivel. Can anybody really be so stupid and still communicate in a coherent fashion?

12/30/2008 4:28:52 PM

#831950
Paschal Wagner

So you people have sex with spare ribs, then?

12/30/2008 4:36:23 PM

#831958
Mrs. Antichrist

sigh.

12/30/2008 4:39:21 PM

#831968
Mudflappus

Now that's just plain stupid. (reaches for another banana)

12/30/2008 4:47:45 PM

#831975
MK

On the flip side:

Believing in the Bible is just a way of disconnecting yourselves from the ancestral versions of your former selves, so that you can get away with eating bananas without feeling guilty about it because, in your mind, you're not really eating yourselves.

Makes just as much ass-backwards sense as the OP.

12/30/2008 4:50:24 PM

#831980
Lucilius

I invite you to engage in a kind of cannibalism.

Eat me, moron.

12/30/2008 4:52:26 PM

#831983
aaa

Not this shit again...

12/30/2008 4:55:20 PM

#831994
Alcari

Ugh, you need to be a muslim to come up with crap like this.

12/30/2008 4:59:56 PM

#831998
Percy Q. Shun

0_o

12/30/2008 5:02:45 PM

#832001
ND

When a fundy pisses in the dirt dont they feel guilty about pissing on thier original material?

12/30/2008 5:04:17 PM

#832003
Doctor Whom

When a woman eats a rib, is she consuming an ancestral version of her former self?

12/30/2008 5:07:01 PM

#832004


"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes"

Yesss...you are getting there... closer...

"but that man evolved from everything"

Not quite, but..

"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry. "

Thats the idea, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees....

"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!


12/30/2008 5:07:25 PM

#832006
spaceamoeba

I love this bit later:

"THE OCCULT CONNECTION

The most disturbing fact about evolution is that its origins, while not scientific, are very spiritual in nature. Evolution is the very backbone of all the occult sciences, which even the most basic examination of esoteric philosophy will reveal. In his book, Occult Invasion, author Dave Hunt gives considerable attention to the implications of evolution’s real origins:"

12/30/2008 5:09:10 PM

#832017
Mister Spak

Only a fundie would do something as stupid as that.

12/30/2008 5:15:54 PM

#832062
Atheist In A Foxhole

So near yet so, so far.

12/30/2008 5:34:35 PM

#832066
Beeblebrox

I can really only think of one scenario in which bananas could be said to have been murdered.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM

12/30/2008 5:35:38 PM

#832067
GigaGuess

And while being told you are the stewards of the planet, you guys are intent on raping and pillaging it for all it's worth. Your point?

12/30/2008 5:36:19 PM

#832075
Papabear

"It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything."

No. As usual, you people have gotten it backwards and twisted. Man didn't evolve from everything, everything evolved from a comman ancestor.


"According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin. Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry."

Not only according to Darwin, but, since the ToE itself has evolved in the last 150 years, almost every other biologist.


"As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self. Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive. He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit. He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it."

Not only do you have the ToE twisted in a knot, but you've also got no ability to think clearly, do you?

12/30/2008 5:41:00 PM

#832081
MK

@Beeblebrox -

I'm not going to even open the link. I'm going to take a guess that it's Ray Comfort molesting bananas while Kirk Cameron watches.

12/30/2008 5:43:52 PM

#832116


Well, you'd best just not eat anything then. Call us and tell us how that one's working out for you in about a year.

12/30/2008 6:08:42 PM

#832146
toothache

Moron.

12/30/2008 6:26:59 PM

#832179
OMGWTFBBQ

Fruit is not sentient...

12/30/2008 6:42:30 PM

#832199
El Zorro

This banana argument is even more stupid than Ray Comforts.

12/30/2008 6:51:47 PM

#832217
Won Ton

I always make sure to alert the proper authorities.

12/30/2008 7:00:20 PM
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