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[Fundies discover island of GOGland, in the Gulf of Finland. Ron reaches for his atlas.]

Thanks Valerie for the pictures and checking this further. Yes it's North of Israel like the Bible says.

ron4jesus, RR 53 Comments [12/30/2008 4:28:18 PM]
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Paschal Wagner

Misspelling for Jesus.

12/30/2008 4:34:34 PM

Onan the Barbarian

Yeah, this place attacking Israel is about as likely the "Ethiopia nukes Israel" scenario in the fundie porn of "Left Behind."


12/30/2008 4:42:09 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

onoz, places other than the US and Israel exist, everyone panic.

12/30/2008 4:52:15 PM



Ronnie is such an insufferable ass.

12/30/2008 4:56:01 PM

aaa

And it doesn't contain anything important.

12/30/2008 4:57:57 PM

Percy Q. Shun

I bet there's lots of places north of jewland.

12/30/2008 4:58:24 PM

Alcari

Just like how Seatle is north of Miami

12/30/2008 4:58:45 PM

Lucilius

So the great, terrifying horde that will menace all the world will come from an island five miles long and less than two miles wide? They'd better start building some multistory apartments.

12/30/2008 5:01:57 PM

ND

That reminds me of a family of fundies who claimed that China, with a 200 million man army, was going to invade Israel because it China needed the land for it's huge population and it was conviniently located right next to Israel. Accordingly, all of this was prophesized in the bible. When I pointed out that China and Israel are historically good allies, and that China is a fucking huge country with lots of empty deserts - and why in the hell would they need a heavily populated little strip of land like Israel located thousands of miles away - they looked at me like I was crazy. I preferred the looks on thier faces when they actually saw a map and saw how tiny Israel was (they had thought it bigger then China), and how far away the 2 countries are.

12/30/2008 5:02:12 PM

Headache

Gogland?
WTF?

I know of Gotland but that is both a municipality in Sweden and an island in the Baltic but no Gogland anywhere.

And pretty much every country north of Israel is kind of ... North of Israel you know!

12/30/2008 5:09:20 PM

Fishcakes

Now, I'm not that good at geography. But I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things that are north of Israel.

12/30/2008 5:12:29 PM

Mister Spak

And if you go even farther north, you come to australia.

12/30/2008 5:13:35 PM

Seigi no Mikata

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gog_Magog_Hills

In before they discover this place.

12/30/2008 5:15:21 PM

Beeblebrox

You still have to find Magogland.

12/30/2008 5:31:01 PM

The Lazy One

Lots of places are north of Israel.

12/30/2008 5:33:46 PM

Atheist In A Foxhole

lol.

12/30/2008 5:33:55 PM



omg, really?!?!

12/30/2008 6:07:23 PM

Psittacosis

@ ND: Seriously? I knew fundies were dumb, but that's ... incredibly dumb.

12/30/2008 6:13:20 PM

Mike

::facepalm::

12/30/2008 6:18:16 PM

MK

@ND - You have to be kidding me.

12/30/2008 6:29:15 PM

Ronni Bom

It is only called gogland by english speaking people.
http://wikimapia.org/574436/de/Gogland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogland

12/30/2008 6:34:49 PM

Darwin's Lil Girl

This is just bloody stu--

Whoops, ron4jesus. That's why.

12/30/2008 6:56:34 PM

Giveitaday

Most of the fucking northern hemisphere is north of israel, And it's Gogland in english, which I can assure you is not the language of the bible.(Though so many of you fundies seem to think it is.)

I have no doubt about ND's story, I know (And am related to) many fundies who have the same lack of geographical knowledge. I've even talked with one idiot who can't understand why there are so many arabs in a european country like israel. Home-schooling at it's finest.

12/30/2008 7:04:21 PM

Thinking Allowed

Good one Ron. Now, can you find North America on a globe?

12/30/2008 7:16:40 PM



*headdesk*

12/30/2008 7:28:55 PM
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