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#831947
12/30/2008 4:34:34 PM
#831961
Onan the Barbarian
Yeah, this place attacking Israel is about as likely the "Ethiopia nukes Israel" scenario in the fundie porn of "Left Behind."
12/30/2008 4:42:09 PM
#831979
Mrs. Antichrist
onoz, places other than the US and Israel exist, everyone panic.
12/30/2008 4:52:15 PM
#831985
Ronnie is such an insufferable ass.
12/30/2008 4:56:01 PM
#831988
aaa
And it doesn't contain anything important.
12/30/2008 4:57:57 PM
#831989
Percy Q. Shun
I bet there's lots of places north of jewland.
12/30/2008 4:58:24 PM
#831991
Alcari
Just like how Seatle is north of Miami
12/30/2008 4:58:45 PM
#831996
Lucilius
So the great, terrifying horde that will menace all the world will come from an island five miles long and less than two miles wide? They'd better start building some multistory apartments.
12/30/2008 5:01:57 PM
#831997
ND
That reminds me of a family of fundies who claimed that China, with a 200 million man army, was going to invade Israel because it China needed the land for it's huge population and it was conviniently located right next to Israel. Accordingly, all of this was prophesized in the bible. When I pointed out that China and Israel are historically good allies, and that China is a fucking huge country with lots of empty deserts - and why in the hell would they need a heavily populated little strip of land like Israel located thousands of miles away - they looked at me like I was crazy. I preferred the looks on thier faces when they actually saw a map and saw how tiny Israel was (they had thought it bigger then China), and how far away the 2 countries are.
12/30/2008 5:02:12 PM
#832007
Headache
Gogland?
WTF?
I know of
Gotland but that is both a municipality in Sweden and an island in the Baltic but no Gogland anywhere.
And pretty much every country north of Israel is kind of ... North of Israel you know!
12/30/2008 5:09:20 PM
#832009
Fishcakes
Now, I'm not that good at geography. But I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things that are north of Israel.
12/30/2008 5:12:29 PM
#832011
Mister Spak
And if you go even farther north, you come to australia.
12/30/2008 5:13:35 PM
#832013
Seigi no Mikata
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gog_Magog_Hills
In before they discover this place.
12/30/2008 5:15:21 PM
#832051
Beeblebrox
You still have to find Magogland.
12/30/2008 5:31:01 PM
#832058
The Lazy One
Lots of places are north of Israel.
12/30/2008 5:33:46 PM
#832059
Atheist In A Foxhole
lol.
12/30/2008 5:33:55 PM
#832110
omg, really?!?!
12/30/2008 6:07:23 PM
#832124
Psittacosis
@ ND: Seriously? I knew fundies were dumb, but that's ... incredibly dumb.
12/30/2008 6:13:20 PM
#832132
Mike
::facepalm::
12/30/2008 6:18:16 PM
#832150
MK
@ND - You have to be kidding me.
12/30/2008 6:29:15 PM
#832159
Ronni Bom
It is only called gogland by english speaking people.
http://wikimapia.org/574436/de/Gogland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogland
12/30/2008 6:34:49 PM
#832210
Darwin's Lil Girl
This is just bloody stu--
Whoops, ron4jesus. That's why.
12/30/2008 6:56:34 PM
#832220
Giveitaday
Most of the fucking northern hemisphere is north of israel, And it's Gogland in english, which I can assure you is not the language of the bible.(Though so many of you fundies seem to think it is.)
I have no doubt about ND's story, I know (And am related to) many fundies who have the same lack of geographical knowledge. I've even talked with one idiot who can't understand why there are so many arabs in a european country like israel. Home-schooling at it's finest.
12/30/2008 7:04:21 PM
#832240
Thinking Allowed
Good one Ron. Now, can you find North America on a globe?
12/30/2008 7:16:40 PM
#832268
*headdesk*
12/30/2008 7:28:55 PM
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