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12/30/2008 4:34:34 PM
Onan the Barbarian
Yeah, this place attacking Israel is about as likely the "Ethiopia nukes Israel" scenario in the fundie porn of "Left Behind."
12/30/2008 4:42:09 PM
onoz, places other than the US and Israel exist, everyone panic.
12/30/2008 4:52:15 PM
Ronnie is such an insufferable ass.
12/30/2008 4:56:01 PM
And it doesn't contain anything important.
12/30/2008 4:57:57 PM
Percy Q. Shun
I bet there's lots of places north of jewland.
12/30/2008 4:58:24 PM
Just like how Seatle is north of Miami
12/30/2008 4:58:45 PM
So the great, terrifying horde that will menace all the world will come from an island five miles long and less than two miles wide? They'd better start building some multistory apartments.
12/30/2008 5:01:57 PM
That reminds me of a family of fundies who claimed that China, with a 200 million man army, was going to invade Israel because it China needed the land for it's huge population and it was conviniently located right next to Israel. Accordingly, all of this was prophesized in the bible. When I pointed out that China and Israel are historically good allies, and that China is a fucking huge country with lots of empty deserts - and why in the hell would they need a heavily populated little strip of land like Israel located thousands of miles away - they looked at me like I was crazy. I preferred the looks on thier faces when they actually saw a map and saw how tiny Israel was (they had thought it bigger then China), and how far away the 2 countries are.
12/30/2008 5:02:12 PM
I know of Gotland
but that is both a municipality in Sweden and an island in the Baltic but no Gogland anywhere.
And pretty much every country north of Israel is kind of ... North of Israel you know!
12/30/2008 5:09:20 PM
Now, I'm not that good at geography. But I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things that are north of Israel.
12/30/2008 5:12:29 PM
And if you go even farther north, you come to australia.
12/30/2008 5:13:35 PM
Seigi no Mikata
In before they discover this place.
12/30/2008 5:15:21 PM
You still have to find Magogland.
12/30/2008 5:31:01 PM
The Lazy One
Lots of places are north of Israel.
12/30/2008 5:33:46 PM
Atheist In A Foxhole
12/30/2008 5:33:55 PM
12/30/2008 6:07:23 PM
@ ND: Seriously? I knew fundies were dumb, but that's ... incredibly dumb.
12/30/2008 6:13:20 PM
12/30/2008 6:18:16 PM
@ND - You have to be kidding me.
12/30/2008 6:29:15 PM
It is only called gogland by english speaking people.
12/30/2008 6:34:49 PM
Darwin's Lil Girl
This is just bloody stu--
Whoops, ron4jesus. That's why.
12/30/2008 6:56:34 PM
Most of the fucking northern hemisphere is north of israel, And it's Gogland in english, which I can assure you is not the language of the bible.(Though so many of you fundies seem to think it is.)
I have no doubt about ND's story, I know (And am related to) many fundies who have the same lack of geographical knowledge. I've even talked with one idiot who can't understand why there are so many arabs in a european country like israel. Home-schooling at it's finest.
12/30/2008 7:04:21 PM
Good one Ron. Now, can you find North America on a globe?
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