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Our Government in the U.S.A. consists of the executive (head of eagle), Legislative (wings, both right wingers and left wingers, composed of senate and house, of many men, feathers), and the Judicial which is composed of our nine Justices of the Supreme Court and nine tail feathers.

Anyone who knows about flying, does realize that the tail of the plane, bird, rocket or anything controls the direction of travel up or down. When the tail points up, you go up. When the tail points down you go down because of the wind resistance.

When our Supreme Court took prayer out of public schools in 1962 because a Jewish woman who ran the Communist Party Bookstore in Baltimore, Maryland named Madelyn Murry O'Hair, complained about Christ they started the U.S.A. downward.

God who keeps track of the hairs on your head, is going to whip Uncle Sam real soon, because of what has happened.

The eagle looks to peace (the thirteen olives and the thirteen leaves) but will fight, represented by the thirteen arrows of war.

Leland Freeborn, Parowan Prophet 44 Comments [12/28/2008 9:30:31 PM]
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dpareja

1. Almost everyone in Congress is right-wing by the standards of saner nations.
2. The Supreme Court was originally six justices, then eight, then nine.
3. Isn't numerology forbidden by your holy book?

12/28/2008 9:32:25 PM

Percy Q. Shun

You fail on every level!

12/28/2008 9:34:15 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

"When the tail points up, you go up. When the tail points down you go down because of the wind resistance."

Aerodynamics fail.

12/28/2008 9:34:38 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Sigh...

12/28/2008 9:35:29 PM

aaa

Is this the plot of a crazy yet awesome kung-fu film?

12/28/2008 9:38:27 PM



There are 13 members of a witch's coven. 3X13 is a sacred number in witchcraft. Therefore, the eagle is a witch.

12/28/2008 9:39:09 PM

MozMode

I mean...what? Just...confusing and shit.

12/28/2008 9:41:38 PM

Math

I thought the post'd lead to Jeebus being the unremoveable heart of the eagle or so.

12/28/2008 9:48:17 PM

pete

Yep. Nothing bad happened before 1962. Wait. That's not right.

On the other hand, the U.S. never pursued a policy of illegal preemptive war or legitimized torture (except against Native Americans) until we had a retarded fundy in the White House.

12/28/2008 9:49:51 PM

Beeblebrox

God who keeps track of the hairs on your head, is going to whip Uncle Sam real soon, because of what has happened.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

12/28/2008 10:19:23 PM

DevilsChaplain

"When our Supreme Court took prayer out of public schools in 1962"
They stated that MANDATORY school prayers were unconstitutional, fucktard. If you wanna pray by yourself, knock yourself out....and if you don't like our Constitution move to Iran.


12/28/2008 10:21:31 PM

Headache

You are talking about the Abington School District v. Schempp case.


12/28/2008 10:40:11 PM

Berny

"When our Supreme Court took prayer out of public schools in 1962 because a Jewish woman who ran the Communist Party Bookstore in Baltimore, Maryland named Madelyn Murry O'Hair, complained about Christ they started the U.S.A. downward."

Madalyn Murray O'Hair was originally baptized in the Presbyterian church. She was never a convert to Judaism. The Supreme Court decision was the correct one. No one should be coerced into praying by anyone.
Epic fail.

12/28/2008 10:43:30 PM

Delirium

That entire site is a comedy and fundie goldmine.

He needs to get back on his meds. -_-

12/28/2008 10:47:50 PM

myheadhurts

I have no idea what her ethnicity was but the bookstore was not communist.

12/28/2008 11:12:03 PM

A Friend

-_- Don't forget it's all part of the grande stone mason plan to take over the world.

12/28/2008 11:24:12 PM

The Lazy One

A CTSTDT/FSTDT hybrid! Haven't seen one of THESE in a while!

12/28/2008 11:51:26 PM

Terry Stroud

How dare you profane the majestic act of flight with your fucking ignorance. BTW The first human powered flight used a "tail first" or cannard system. Are only conventional modern planes "of god?"

12/28/2008 11:59:04 PM

Illuminatalie

WTF is all this? It sounds like the dollar-bill paranoia that is spread in the states, only instead of being evil symbols of freemasonry, they seem to be incorporated into some christian-y cult.

12/29/2008 12:08:29 AM

Antichrist

God who keeps track of the hairs on your head, is going to whip Uncle Sam real soon, because of what has happened.

Yep, any minute now..... just you wait.... he's cooking something up real good...

Meanwhile I'll just go on with my life.

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BTW, you do realize that the bald eagle is a scavenger, living off of the remains of others misfortunes.

12/29/2008 12:27:51 AM

a mind far far away

Um...what?

12/29/2008 12:28:38 AM

xplicit_UK

Hey God, here's a protip for you: A bit less keeping track of the hairs on my head (hardly worth the bother anyway) and a bit more activity in the ol' world peace / starvation / fatal diseases department, would go down a treat. Thanks a ton.

12/29/2008 12:35:21 AM

Old Viking

I'm not flying in any plane that has a tail which points up and down.

12/29/2008 12:54:54 AM

Wehpudicabok

A cute analogy does not a sound argument make. However, I will applaud you in having a much better grasp of the English language than most people of your religious orientation.

12/29/2008 1:19:30 AM

CrazyRoper

Holy shitty symbolism batman!

12/29/2008 1:26:44 AM
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