These people think that when they mock God and they don't get struck down by a lightning bolt that they can be even that much more bold in their mockery the next time because surely it proves He doesn't exist. Each time they raise the blasphemy up a notch. Turning the nativity into a scene of sexual perversion is really pushing the limit though. God is forever patient, He is giving them every opportunity to repent. Maybe some of them will, anything is possible. But for those that don't I'm reminded of Daniel 5:...
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Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything?
Well, according to your own bible the best protection againsz gods wrath is an iron chariot ;)
Translation:
I think I'll take my chances dead!
Forget the RR link, where is the nativity having sex?
Update: Crap, no sex just dummies complaining about Mary in drag.
Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything?
Can you imagine Jehovah's shock when several trillion Humans start demanding answers concerning His callous and bloodthirsty behavior?
"These people think that when they mock God and they don't get struck down by a lightning bolt that they can be even that much more bold in their mockery the next time because surely it proves He doesn't exist."
"Turning the nativity into a scene of sexual perversion is really pushing the limit though."
"But for those that don't I'm reminded of Daniel 5:..."
"Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything?"
"Imagine the most frightened you've ever been in your life and multiply that by ten!"
There are no gods.
The bible is inconsistent.
Belief is stupid.
Religion is for dolts.
No amount of threats or scare tactics is going to convince anybody with an ounce of common-sense to believe in silly fairy tales, you dullard.
Pascal's Wager is for simpletons only.
@fundiesRtehlulz: It's sad how these people look forward to things like this. How childish,"Then you'll see, then you'll be sorry!".
That's because at the end of the day that's all their theology has to offer them. For all of their pining about "Come quickly, Jesus!" and the like, they spend all of their time talking about how bad it will be for all the people left behind and almost none talking about heaven. That's because, even tough they will never admit it, huge mansions and streets paved with gold, while novel for a short while, would get boring in a hurry.
{And WTF are you going to DO with the gold on those streets anyway? It may as well be lead because it's not like there'd be anything to buy with it.}
"Each time they raise the blasphemy up a notch."
Nappa: "What's his blasphemy level, Vegeta?"
Vegeta: "It's over 9000!!!"
"God is forever patient, He is giving them every opportunity to repent"
Then how come he burns people for eternity after one life time, no matter how short?
If God is in control of everything, that means that he wanted us to mock him. And if 'most frightened multiplied by ten' is what you feel, it is because that is what he wants you to feel.
Applying gods to any scenario always seems to make the whole thing pointless.
If god's hand magically appeared in a wall and wrote on it something like "hey dumbass, why in the fuck aren't you worshipping me? Get on the fucking train or I'm gonna beat your ass" then I might have a reason to believe. Until then, fuck god, thst cocksucking bastard.
These people think that when they mock God and they don't get struck down by a lightning bolt that they can be even that much more bold in their mockery the next time because surely it proves He doesn't exist. Yeah, pretty much
Turning the nativity into a scene of sexual perversion is really pushing the limit though. This is even funnier than stealing the baby Jesus. Let's set up the wise men so that they look like they're porking sheep, and Mary getting it from behind by Joseph. Damn, it's just the gay community having a Christmas pageant.
BTW, still waiting for your god to strike some blasphemer down.
"...Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything?...
Wouldn't scare me. If bible god is real, he's such an incompetent fuck-up that one need not worry.
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