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[review of a site called 'Evolution for Creationists']

No! Evolution and Creationism are mutually exclusive! The six days in the Bible are literal. And evolution (molecule-to-man theory) is NOT fact. SOME scientists just interpret the actual facts wrong. Pople just made the story up so they could shirk their responsibility to God, their Creator and Savior.

nikkicompanies, StumbleUpon 30 Comments [12/29/2008 12:23:32 AM]
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MK

Who rated this a 1? C'mon, "pople" alone is worth 2 more points...

12/29/2008 12:27:39 AM

Old Viking

Some scientists? Like virtually the world's entire scientific community? Sorry, folks, your fairy tale has been dead for a long, long time now.

12/29/2008 12:27:41 AM

myheadhurts

What excuse do Christians have?

12/29/2008 12:29:55 AM

aaa

MK, i think it's one of those people that were pissed off by this site.

12/29/2008 12:38:17 AM

LOLz

LOLz

12/29/2008 12:39:14 AM

Efrain

Pople? Like popplers? Don't they eat their parents? So what you're saying is that you want little space creatures eating your made up Sky Unicorn Fairy-Daddy? also if God created humans why the hell are we so similar to Other primates? Since God is all powerful couldn't it make us different?

12/29/2008 12:39:51 AM

a mind far far away

Evolution and Creationism are mutually exclusive

With this, I can agree.

The six days in the Bible are literal

According to who? And from who's perspective? Most christians who don't believe in theisitic evolution at least admit that the "day" in Genesis might not be a literal day, but maybe a thousand year period. And that's from the bible saying a day with god is like a thousand years to man.

Pople just made the story up so they could shirk their responsibility to God, their Creator and Savior

I used to have some popples. They were pretty neat. And why were popples committing "shirk"? (shirk is the Islamic doctrine of attributing divine status or powers to something or someone other than Allah).

12/29/2008 12:55:13 AM

MichaelL

Pople?

12/29/2008 12:56:42 AM

Berny

"Pople" who take the bible literally are morons.

12/29/2008 1:00:18 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

Looks like somebody never went to school

12/29/2008 1:11:23 AM

DevilsChaplain

This reads as one big tantrum ^_^

12/29/2008 1:44:38 AM

Pule Thamex

You're a simpleton. There is no god. Therefore people can't shirk their responsibility to a god. God is a man made foolishness. Religions are devices for exerting control over people and for extorting funds from them. Why would people have a responsibility to a god in any case?

You're a childish ninkompoop who, for the sake of the survival of the human race, should never attempt to spread your genes. I think you're a stupid twat that is beyond all hope of salvation. An evil ninny who has no idea of morality or ethics. A complete affront to humanity that should have its modern scientific equipment taken away from it.

12/29/2008 2:01:57 AM

John

The six days in the Bible are literal

So how come the Bible says the universe was created 6,000 years ago and we have stars measured by direct triangulation at 170,000 light years away?

12/29/2008 2:03:37 AM

Thejebusfire

And evolution (molecule-to-man theory) is NOT fact.

PROVE it wrong.

12/29/2008 3:23:45 AM

Ronni Bom

Which six days?
When was the beasts created then?

12/29/2008 3:31:53 AM

Nowonmai

Since creation isn't a fact I will go with the scientific results. Not the fundie scientists, who say GODDIDIT when they can't figure out how things work.

12/29/2008 4:04:56 AM

ausador

I'm sorry but you are wrong.

12/29/2008 4:18:34 AM

Antichrist


12/29/2008 4:22:31 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Fact - DNA exists
Fact - Humans are made from DNA
Fact - Our DNA shows us that our closest ancestor is the Chimpanzee.
Fact - Our DNA shows us a lineage with all other lifeforms on this planet to a common ancestor
Fact - This means evolution is REAL.
Fact - We humans, and all life forms on this planet, are a product of abiogenesis.
Fact - DNA is made from non living matter (Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen)

12/29/2008 4:32:59 AM

Thinking Allowed

So is the pople catholic too?

12/29/2008 7:25:22 AM

Freboy

And evolution (molecule-to-man theory) is NOT fact.

Scientific theories have to be proven but religious assertions are just accepted without question.

12/29/2008 9:17:00 AM

El Zorro

Poples ftw!

12/29/2008 10:19:51 AM

Mister Spak

No! Evolution and Creationism are mutually exclusive! The six days in the Bible are myth. And evolution (molecule-to-man theory) is fact. SOME christianists just interpret the actual facts wrong. Pople just made the story up because they were bronze age primitives. Others still believe it because they are retards.

Fixed.

12/29/2008 12:08:39 PM

Lucretius

I think Pople may be a diminutive of Pope

12/29/2008 12:36:47 PM

Jaces Ci

if they're 'shirking their responsibility' then i dont think God is going to be their Savior

12/29/2008 2:42:19 PM
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