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Homosexuality is not natural, and it deviates from GOD’S OBVIOUS DESIGN. If the laws of nature started mimicking homosexuality, and positives were attracted to positives, the entire universe would collapse! I’m showing you that male and female is a concept that permeates everything we are, even to the way charged particles operate! It is the Law, established by the all-knowing Lawgiver.

Men having sex with men means positive with positive (male organ to male organ), and where is the organ built to receive? Women having sex with women means negative with negative (female organ with female organ), and where is the organ to give? Do you see this? It doesn’t matter how many degrees a person may have. To deny this simple wisdom that even a child can understand, is rebellion. Rebellion is the root to blindness to God and His obvious principles.

A man with a man is confusion. A woman with a woman is confusion. There is no organ built for it. No children can come of such unions, unless man plays scientist in these matters. No life comes from homosexuality; it is lifeless. It can bring forth no children. It also makes the homosexual lifeless. It is not in line with life-after-death (according to scripture, homosexuals do not go to heaven...it’s a blanket statement). Isn’t it odd, that if two males are together, one inevitably becomes a female: female mannerisms, speech, etc. If two females, one of the two takes on masculine facial features as if on testosterone. Is this, too, a mark of judgment? A better way to look at this is: if you tell God no, you inevitably tell the devil yes.

homosexualityexplained, http://www.homosexualityexplained.com/ 79 Comments [12/29/2008 12:42:46 AM]
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Fungimandias

<sigh>

I really do wish these fundies would stop using pseudo-science to justify their bigotry.

12/29/2008 12:47:56 AM

Efrain

No, a woman with a woman is hot.
"No children can come of such unions, unless man plays scientist in these matters. No life comes from homosexuality; it is lifeless. It can bring forth no children."
This my friends is called a contradiction. also all things are possible with god.

12/29/2008 12:48:00 AM

MichaelL

You really should try anal sex before condemning it.

12/29/2008 12:53:09 AM

Mike

It can bring forth no children.

And artificial insemination is what not?

12/29/2008 12:54:51 AM

aaa

Very generic stuff.

12/29/2008 12:57:08 AM

Berny

Homosexuality exists in nature.
The all-knowing Lawgiver is imaginary.
Poof! There goes your argument.

12/29/2008 12:58:25 AM

Illuminatalie

Argument by threat of universe collapsing.

12/29/2008 1:00:16 AM

Doctor Whom

Atomic nuclei. Care to rethink your analogy?

12/29/2008 1:03:35 AM

HoJuSimpson

No children can come of such unions, unless man plays scientist in these matters.

Ok, then obviously they CAN have children. Infertile people cannot have children unless using insemination, so what does that tell us, their sex organs have confused themselves? Dumbass. Do you even realize how many children are in foster care? And you're bitching about the world ending (not that I give a shit) because gay people exist therefore the entire world will turn gay?

Isn’t it odd, that if two males are together, one inevitably becomes a female: female mannerisms, speech, etc. If two females, one of the two takes on masculine facial features as if on testosterone.

The fuck?

Rofl, read the tags @ the bottom of the page with the bold letters, they spell out GOD IS NOT MOCKED. A slight poe smell..

12/29/2008 1:05:07 AM

Mephistopheles

The prostate disagrees with you.

12/29/2008 1:06:11 AM

Frogflayer

Newsflash... Universe collapses because of homosexuality. Oh noes.
He probably doesn't believe in evolution either but the following is an extract from New Scientist.

Another possibility is that homosexuality evolves and persists because it benefits groups or relatives, rather than individuals. In bonobos, homosexual behaviour might have benefits at a group level by promoting social cohesion. One study in Samoa found gay men devote more time to their nieces and nephews, suggesting it might be an example of kin selection (promoting your own genes in the bodies of others).

12/29/2008 1:07:20 AM

fundiesRtehlulz

More ignorance -sigh-

12/29/2008 1:09:27 AM

spaceamoeba

It's late so...

*laugh and cries*

Buh?

12/29/2008 1:12:55 AM

Old Viking

Specious reasoning. Tiresome, too.

12/29/2008 1:18:00 AM

D Laurier

Huh? what the fuck?

12/29/2008 1:32:44 AM

Zimmer


12/29/2008 1:42:41 AM

Rhi


Aw, it's okay, you can say penis.

Go ahead, say it.

Penis.

12/29/2008 1:49:29 AM

Pule Thamex

There's no such as god you silly child. Grow-up you wanna-be male-anus-licker.

The arsehole religious cults would love to control people's sexual lives but nobody pays them any attention because they're immoral shit-bags that make no attempt to disguise their evil intentions.

So, you're an oaf of evil, you cretinous simpleton.

12/29/2008 1:51:52 AM

myheadhurts

My knees just explained to my back that god's design sucks! My cesarian scar agrees.

Children is not the only reason to get married. Not all heterosexuals are able to have children -senior citizens come to mind. Even if that were the case, homosexuals can adopt, or arrange for a surrogate, and lesbians can get pregnant.

Also, your understanding of relationships, and behavior is absurd. Heterosexual and Homosexual couples do not stick to strictly "masculine" and "feminine." These are names for general trends among the genders not absolutes for determining relationship compatibility. Couples can have common characteristics, such as both being able to parallel park, and still get along very well.

12/29/2008 2:13:37 AM

Fatty

The rest of that page is just as silly. Maybe even more so with the "I'm going to explain why homosexuality is wrong without scripture" statement then having a page riddled with scripture.

I also love the "words for search engines" down the bottom of the page with the "secret message". Words for search engines on a page with no title tag :headdesk:

12/29/2008 2:20:15 AM

Wehpudicabok

HOMOSEXUALITY is not NATURAL because it defies Cubic Time. Queer Jew Gods put male with male and female with female, but I have CUBED THE EARTH and you are educated stupid if you can watch lesbian sex without an erection.

12/29/2008 2:23:44 AM

anonymous

"Men having sex with men means positive with positive (male organ to male organ), and where is the organ built to receive? Women having sex with women means negative with negative (female organ with female organ), and where is the organ to give?"

Wow, you're naive.

"A man with a man is confusion. A woman with a woman is confusion"

Actually, it's pretty simple.

12/29/2008 2:25:36 AM

Headache

And still... after all this gibberish... you go to bed at night and jerk off while dreaming about hot steamy gay sex... What a miserable life you live!

12/29/2008 2:43:25 AM

surfinseaotter

Nature would like to have a word with you

12/29/2008 2:58:02 AM



I'm cracking up over the mental image of two gay guys jousting with their cocks...sorry for being immature...and I don't even know what the lesbians would be doing, according to this guy.

12/29/2008 2:59:20 AM
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