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If the atheists do not believe in God, they should got to hell and come back on the earth to tell us.

They are the most misguided and betrayed people on earth, even worse than the communist who at least believe in the god of materialism.

For God sake, if you do not believe in God, you should at least celebrate the birth of Christ singing at Christmas and forget about your godless existence.

Saquibmunirkhan, The guardian newspaper 22 Comments [12/31/2008 5:52:13 PM]
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Sorry, i have already visited Siberia. Still atheist.

1/1/2009 10:23:34 PM

Darwin

I celebrate with blasphemous drunken orgiastic revelry at Christmas to piss off the christians who stole our pagan holiday from us. I even get a tree and decorate it, one of our other pagan traditions you bastards swiped, and which the bible specifically warns against doing. I think next year I'll make up a nativity scene with depictions of bestiality, homosexuality, drunkenness, drug use, Mary with enormous naked tits, and baby Jesus with a shitty diaper.

1/2/2009 4:33:27 PM

Grigadil

Chocolate Baby Jesus: bite the head off first.

1/2/2009 5:48:29 PM

Ronni Bom

We don't believe in hell. I thought hell was suppose to be in the earth anyway.
We don't believe in your christ either.

1/2/2009 6:06:26 PM

Zimmer

I have been to Texas, and I'm still an atheist.

1/3/2009 7:25:46 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Zimmer
I have been to Texas, and I'm still an atheist.


LOL. Me too, in summer. I've even been to Hell, Michigan, when it was frozen over,and me too.




1/3/2009 7:41:30 PM

MozMode

"For God sake, if you do not believe in God, you should at least celebrate the birth of Christ singing at Christmas and forget about your godless existence. "


Whaa...? That makes no fucking sense. If we don't believe in Gawd, why would we celebrate the birth of Christ? Which, by the way, was NOT Dec. 25th.

1/3/2009 7:57:50 PM



"If the atheists do not believe in God, they should got to hell and come back on the earth to tell us."

What the hell? I don't believe that hell exists; so how would I go to a non-existent place?


"They are the most misguided and betrayed people on earth..."

Ooooooooh, insults!!! That's really impressive! That'll make everyone forget that you have no evidence for anything you're saying!


"... if you do not believe in God, you should at least celebrate the birth of Christ singing at Christmas..."

Christmas is never mentioned in your Bible. You guys stole it from previous societies who were not even Christian.
Why would we celebrate the birthday of someone we do not believe in? That's like asking why you don't celebrate any of the Hindu holy days.
It's very ironic that you talk about "the god of materialism" and then mention Christmas. What is Christmas? It's all about going to mega-malls and going into more debt to buy more overpriced shit that people don't need. I don't even watch TV between November 1 and Christmas because it's just constant advertising and fucking with your head 24/7 to trick you into wasting money. Modern-day Christmas is the very definition of materialism itself. And hyper-capitalism.

5/7/2009 12:44:38 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Lived in Cincinnati,Ohio for quite awhile when I was a child,still an atheist.

5/9/2009 9:10:08 PM

katie5000

>>"Philbert McAdamia

@ Zimmer
I have been to Texas, and I'm still an atheist.

LOL. Me too, in summer."

lol! I lived in Texas for about five years, summers and all. It doesn't really cool off there, even in the wintertime. Damn humidity...

7/20/2009 8:18:50 PM

bill

"even worse than the communist who at least believe in the god of materialism. "


?????????

7/7/2010 3:20:24 AM

Anon-e-moose

"If the atheists do not believe in God, they should got to hell and come back on the earth to tell us."

Prove that a 'Hell' exists* first. Ah, but if you were able to do that, then you'd be able to prove that a 'Heaven' exists, and therefore be able to show us this 'God' of yours.

And thus would Christianity be destroyed. Proof denies faith, and without faith, there can be no belief, and all that jazz. Amirite?

On the other hand, if you can't prove the existence of a 'Hell', therefore a 'Heaven' and ergo, a 'God' doesn't exist. QED.

Catch-22 can be such a bitch, eh?

*- Care to tell the survivors of Hiroshima & Nagasaki, the 'purges' by Stalin (those sent to the Gulags) & Mao (the Cultural Revolution), Pol Pot's 'Year Zero', and above all, the survivors of the Holocaust, that there's worse in store for them? To their faces?

...thought not.

7/7/2010 7:38:19 AM

Agahnim

Hell doesn't exist. It's just a sadist's fairy tale.

2/17/2012 5:16:35 PM

Philbert McAdamia

OK, OK, OK. I've been contemplating this for quite some time, and I think I finally get the drift;

If we don't believe in hell, we should go there. And if we don't believe in reincarnation either, we should come back.

It's the commies that believe in (the god of) materialism, not the republicans.

If we don't believe in God or Jesus, we should celebrate them, in God's name and for his sake, during pagan rituals.

I could never be a fundie.

2/17/2012 5:30:10 PM

Justanotheratheist

The last sentence manages to be delightfully contradictory and simultaneously wins some sort of "Missing The Point" Award.

2/19/2012 12:46:29 AM

agentCDE

"If the atheists do not believe in God, they should got to hell and come back on the earth to tell us."

You're right, a quick trip to Hell would prove us all completely wrong!

So let's get going.

...aaaaaany time now.

Bag's are all packed, Jebus... I've got a camera right here... I'll even bring a microphone...

2/19/2012 12:58:55 AM

Quantum Mechanic

I don't celebrate things that never happened.

8/7/2013 6:53:04 PM



Since you're the one that believes hell exists, you'll have to tell us how to get there.

You do know exactly where it is, don't you? Google maps didn't help much.

8/7/2013 7:02:33 PM



Why is it that Christians are always trying to tell everyone what atheists 'believe'?
And they are always completely wrong. Seems to me if you want to find out what athiests believe, you should ask one instead of pulling shit out of your ass.

8/7/2013 7:05:44 PM



Betrayed, yes, as in by Christians claiming to know exactly what athiests believe and giving us crap for it. Feel the Christian love...

8/7/2013 7:07:22 PM

rubber chicken

Your Hell, you go.

8/7/2013 7:45:49 PM

Kuribo

How the hell can a communist be materialistic? Communists have no individual materials!

9/3/2013 10:02:38 AM
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