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Liberalism is a bird with only one wing: A leftwing, that's why it can only fly in circles. All sodomites have their right brain hemisphere curdled like stinking rotten milk.

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 19 Comments [12/31/2008 6:10:33 PM]
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a whole lot of WTF?

12/31/2008 9:33:09 PM

aaa

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a grand example of a wingnut.

12/31/2008 9:42:41 PM

Distind

... I may have to change the fundie of the year nomination list, this sole quote tops a few of the people who made the list...

12/31/2008 9:44:49 PM

Zap

What about liberals who aren't sodomites? For that matter, what about sodomites who aren't liberals?

That said, I'm tempted to make a joke about "sodomites" and "curdled", but I'll restrain myself.

12/31/2008 9:56:08 PM

GigaGuess

Oh? And what makes the Right Wing so much better that it can support said bird?

12/31/2008 10:04:32 PM

Won Ton

Yeah, this guy is my fundie of the year. Too bad he wasn't an option.

1/1/2009 9:21:15 PM

Darwin

A bird with only one wing would not fly at all.

You FAIL... at basic aerodynamics.

1/2/2009 4:42:01 PM

anti-nonsense

Um...actually the right brain hemisphere controls the left side last I checked.

You fail at neurology, among other things.

1/2/2009 5:34:03 PM

Grigadil

Didja know that right-wingers only use the left brain?

1/2/2009 5:35:12 PM

BobsOldSocks

You right wing loons, you mean-spirited fascist thugs can bleat and whine and bitch and moan as much as you like but NOTHING will change. The rest of the sane world will continue to do what it wants to do, including "sodomites" and liberals, and you will continue to lump it! Enjoy!

1/2/2009 6:46:36 PM



Sick Fucker!

1/3/2009 1:05:05 AM

Carbonated Margarine

I keep forgetting; are you supposed to add cold or hot water to Metaphor Mix?

1/3/2009 1:58:48 AM



Grigadil FTW!

2/17/2009 10:29:21 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Adam Smith would like a word.

2/17/2009 11:49:53 PM



Wat.

5/12/2009 7:04:06 AM

Elia

Look who's talking.

5/12/2009 7:36:27 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Sodomites like Ted Haggard?

5/12/2009 7:39:20 AM

Swedish Pagan

If liberalism only have one wing, then it is the right wing. The same goes for conservatism.

The brain does not work that way.

5/12/2009 8:57:48 AM

Godbuster

Bluurr... librals be stupid because they care about otur peepul and don't leik beeng cantruld by teh ritch peepuls!

4/29/2011 5:36:26 PM
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