I want to go outside this persons office dressed as Jesus and blow a trumpet.
12/31/2008 3:00:46 AM
DANG! jimbo beat me to it.
12/31/2008 3:07:41 AM
Jimbo, one of my dream pranks would be to go to a bible thumper college in the middle of night during summer (more open windows) and blow a trumpet. Bring along a few amps and you've got yourself one hell of a show. Oh yea, gotta have popcorn and booze too.
12/31/2008 3:28:52 AM
Enough of the fucking trumpets already
12/31/2008 5:08:05 AM
12/31/2008 5:17:30 AM
Ah, yes, the old eight thirty mail train. And every damn day this fundy runs to the window in gleeful expectation of meeting jebus. But, Oh! the disappointment, it's like Ground Hog Day. I wonder how many trains pass each day...
I need a train horn.
12/31/2008 5:26:05 AM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
I'm not sure about this one. It sounds too similar to that lady who heard the train in the book shop. I'm calling troll on this one.
12/31/2008 5:31:22 AM
I second Darwin's Lil' Girl, this is a troll.
12/31/2008 5:34:01 AM
I'm calling Poe. Darwin's Lil' Girl is right, this is similar to that quote.
12/31/2008 6:55:54 AM
a mind far far away
If this wasn't RR, I'd say Poe. Since this is RR, I say idiot, and a fucking special one at that.
12/31/2008 8:31:50 AM
Typical moron, that I wouldn't employ. Thats for sure.
12/31/2008 10:21:23 AM
OMG THAT RAPT-
No, it was just a dog barking.
3/25/2009 3:36:59 PM
Damn, I feel sorry for you. I'm sure your life is like constantly waiting for an important phonecall, but knowing it will never come.
6/4/2009 6:14:54 PM
If I was captain of the starship Enterprise, I'd beam a couple of these raptards on board and scare the living shit out of them.
"Yeah, you've been raptured, unfortunately heaven is Star Trek and there's no god."
6/5/2009 4:02:12 PM
@ Godbuster: lol! Awesome idea.
7/21/2009 12:57:14 AM
Obsessed much, are we?
I read something yesterday about you religious people being so happy all the time, that we atheists are jealous of you. Erm, no. If this is happiness, I'm managing well without it, thank you.
"Wonderful feeling"? To hate it here so much that you dream of being dead and in heaven?
You should come here on one of four specific Mondays a year, at 1500 hours. Then we have "trumpeting" for about 15 minutes, to test the alarm sound.
7/21/2009 1:17:51 AM
It frightens me that so many of you can't tell a trumpet from a train's whistle. You must always be disappointed when the marching band never materializes at the railroad crossing.
7/21/2009 3:20:50 AM
I didn't know that old Israeli's had trumpets...
7/21/2009 4:38:13 AM
Someone should hide nearby the house of one of these Rupturists, and when they're outside, blow the trumpet they have with them, then with a camcorder record the scene when the Raptard(s) fall to the ground, knees & eyes akimbo, sobbing 'Please take me home, Lawd Jayzarse!'. Then emerge from hiding, showing the kneeling twat said trumpet & camcorder; the expression of the punk'd dickhead? Kodak moments are made of these. Their utter despair would be exquisitely delicious in terms of mega-lulz. Especially when uploaded to YouTube.
This needs to be done.
7/21/2009 7:58:27 AM
Tornadoes. They make the noise you are listening for.
Tornadoes. They rip the clothing from bodies and launch those bodies into the sky.
Tornadoes. Find one.
7/21/2009 8:17:09 AM