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#832942
jimbo0392
I want to go outside this persons office dressed as Jesus and blow a trumpet.
12/31/2008 3:00:46 AM
#832948
Darwin
DANG! jimbo beat me to it.
12/31/2008 3:07:41 AM
#832962
cyvr
Jimbo, one of my dream pranks would be to go to a bible thumper college in the middle of night during summer (more open windows) and blow a trumpet. Bring along a few amps and you've got yourself one hell of a show. Oh yea, gotta have popcorn and booze too.
12/31/2008 3:28:52 AM
#833005
Ronni Bom
Enough of the fucking trumpets already
12/31/2008 5:08:05 AM
#833009
philosophia
*facepalm*
12/31/2008 5:17:30 AM
#833015
Philbert McAdamia
Ah, yes, the old eight thirty mail train. And every damn day this fundy runs to the window in gleeful expectation of meeting jebus. But, Oh! the disappointment, it's like Ground Hog Day. I wonder how many trains pass each day...
I need a train horn.
12/31/2008 5:26:05 AM
#833017
Darwin's Lil' Girl
I'm not sure about this one. It sounds too similar to that lady who heard the train in the book shop. I'm calling troll on this one.
12/31/2008 5:31:22 AM
#833019
Goodfriend
I second Darwin's Lil' Girl, this is a troll.
12/31/2008 5:34:01 AM
#833029
I'm calling Poe. Darwin's Lil' Girl is right, this is similar to that quote.
12/31/2008 6:55:54 AM
#833050
a mind far far away
If this wasn't RR, I'd say Poe. Since this is RR, I say idiot, and a fucking special one at that.
12/31/2008 8:31:50 AM
#833105
Lulzmonger
Typical moron, that I wouldn't employ. Thats for sure.
12/31/2008 10:21:23 AM
#928770
clockworkgirl21
OMG THAT RAPT-
No, it was just a dog barking.
3/25/2009 3:36:59 PM
#965854
LOLDONGS
Damn, I feel sorry for you. I'm sure your life is like constantly waiting for an important phonecall, but knowing it will never come.
6/4/2009 6:14:54 PM
#966594
Godbuster
If I was captain of the starship Enterprise, I'd beam a couple of these raptards on board and scare the living shit out of them.
"Yeah, you've been raptured, unfortunately heaven is Star Trek and there's no god."
6/5/2009 4:02:12 PM
#992198
katie5000
@ Godbuster: lol! Awesome idea.
7/21/2009 12:57:14 AM
#992210
Swedish Pagan
Obsessed much, are we?
I read something yesterday about you religious people being so happy all the time, that we atheists are jealous of you. Erm, no. If this is happiness, I'm managing well without it, thank you.
"Wonderful feeling"? To hate it here so much that you dream of being dead and in heaven?
You should come here on one of four specific Mondays a year, at 1500 hours. Then we have "trumpeting" for about 15 minutes, to test the alarm sound.
7/21/2009 1:17:51 AM
#992243
EvoPagan
It frightens me that so many of you can't tell a trumpet from a train's whistle. You must always be disappointed when the marching band never materializes at the railroad crossing.
7/21/2009 3:20:50 AM
#992261
Clown
I didn't know that old Israeli's had trumpets...
7/21/2009 4:38:13 AM
#992336
Anon-e-moose
Someone should hide nearby the house of one of these Rupturists, and when they're outside, blow the trumpet they have with them, then with a camcorder record the scene when the Raptard(s) fall to the ground, knees & eyes akimbo, sobbing 'Please take me home, Lawd Jayzarse!'. Then emerge from hiding, showing the kneeling twat said trumpet & camcorder; the expression of the punk'd dickhead? Kodak moments are made of these. Their utter despair would be exquisitely delicious in terms of mega-lulz. Especially when uploaded to YouTube.
This needs to be done.
7/21/2009 7:58:27 AM
#992339
Caustic Gnostic
Tornadoes. They make the noise you are listening for.
Tornadoes. They rip the clothing from bodies and launch those bodies into the sky.
Tornadoes. Find one.
7/21/2009 8:17:09 AM
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