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[This is only one of Rapture Ready's 101 end of the world prophecies. It's a goldmine.]

False Bible teachers would bring in heresies, have many followers, and cause others to reject God's Word (2 Peter 2:1-2). It is very common today to find people who reject the Bible out of hand because they have heard it misrepresented by a false teacher.

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [12/30/2008 7:17:24 PM]
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Efrain

Like Ruptured Rednecks?

12/30/2008 7:18:51 PM

Percy Q. Shun

Not unlike the morons who believe in the rapture, even though it's not found in said buybull...

12/30/2008 7:21:35 PM

aaa

Are you sure you aren't one?

12/30/2008 7:26:34 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

"It is very common today to find people who reject the Bible out of hand because they have heard it misrepresented by a false teacher.", like the bible.

12/30/2008 7:29:15 PM



Somebody is pointing the finger at you, It seems.

12/30/2008 7:34:44 PM



The Rapture wasn't mentioned in the bible, that would make you a false teacher.

12/30/2008 7:38:20 PM

Doctor Whom

It is very common today to find people who reject the Bible out of hand because they have taken the trouble to read it for themselves instead of just letting Pastor pretty it up for them.

Fixed.

12/30/2008 7:38:24 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"False Bible teachers would bring in heresies..."

Like that 19th century heresy you've based your lives and message board around?

12/30/2008 7:51:42 PM

Elia

You can whine all you want, but you're not going to get those souls to redeem for a palace of gold and diamonds, Buzzy.

12/30/2008 7:55:18 PM

GigaGuess

Meaning someone who wasn't caught young enough to swallow it whole without questioning it?

12/30/2008 8:04:00 PM

Knotilus

So close!

12/30/2008 8:14:59 PM

Old Viking

I rejected the Bible all by myself.

12/30/2008 8:43:02 PM

Saika

Oh, be quiet Buzzardbrain.

12/30/2008 8:45:01 PM

A Friend

Flase teachers. You mean like people who believe in concepts that are not supported by the bible such as the rapture? Yes, those false teachers should burn in hell.

12/30/2008 8:46:40 PM

John

I've never had a teacher discuss the Bible. I read it for myself. I didn't get my opinions of it from Tim LaHaye and his fictional "Left Behind" books, like most of the RR crowd does.

12/30/2008 8:48:51 PM



My poor, poor irony meter. I just got it fixed.

12/30/2008 8:49:17 PM

Thinking Allowed

<childlike voice>Irony meter go boom.</childlike voice>

12/30/2008 8:53:45 PM

Elphada

Oh, just shut up. You can't comprehend the fact that others believe different than you. There are moderate Christians everywhere beating their heads against their desk from the bs you guys spout.

12/30/2008 9:25:12 PM

a mind far far away

LOL. Fucktard.

12/30/2008 9:48:23 PM

Headache

God is a creature found in a six inch area between your ears, get over it and get over yourself, you narcissistic prick!

12/30/2008 9:52:59 PM

The Outsider

Your prophet was able to predict that people would someday disagree with you. Wow, did he also happen to predict which way the sun would rise tomorrow?

12/30/2008 10:11:24 PM

OMGWTFBBQ

This is how they tell who the REAL CHRISTIANS (tm) are.

Progressive Church? Satan!

Tolerant of Homosexuals? Lucifer incarnate!

Don't use the KJV Bible? The Devils lapdogs

Don't believe in a literal interpretation of Biblical scripture? Your congregation is Hellbound.

12/30/2008 10:23:35 PM

Grigadil

A 'false teacher' like Saul of Tarsus...I understand why people reject the bible out of hand.

12/30/2008 10:28:05 PM

Canadiest

Like all y'all?

12/30/2008 10:41:12 PM

Canadiest

Truthfully, the jews who think it's just a guideline to living or parables that have lost their origional intent, are the only right people teaching about it.

Like Krusty's father the Rabbi said (paraphrased)
"some say we tell lies, never! We may e

12/30/2008 10:47:04 PM
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