The bible has sold more copies then any other book in history.Even the one who founded atheism
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The bible has sold more copies then any other book in history.
Any other book....except the phone book.
Even the one who founded atheism
No such person exists. Why can't you people get it through your heads that atheism has no founder? The notion that there are no deities is an individual realization for each person which has been given the label "atheism" to make it easy to refer to.
The founder of Athiesm was a caveman who tried to get his fellow tribesmen to stop wasting food sacrificing animals to that big ball of fire in the sky. He was killed so quickly for his heresy he never got to proclaim anything, much less the truth of a book that wouldnt exist for thousands of years.
Headache : I think that picture is FUCKING AWESOME! as well, but yeah, also FUCKING STUPID.
And I've linked about it before, but since stupid never dies, EVEN TALKORIGINS SAYS YOU'RE WRONG! if this person is indeed refering to the "Lady Hope story."
What?
Who was the guy who "founded" atheism?
Atheism has been there before Jesus, so this "converting story" is simply a blatant lie.
MfG
Given that nobody founded atheism, Your claim is kinda self refuting.
Even the one who founded atheism
No one "founded" atheism, so, you're lying. Sorry.
"Even the one who founded atheism
Of course the bible is real. I've seen some.
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many versions of The Phone Book. There's the Yellow Pages, the Business to Business ones, and all the minor phone company ones besides Ma Bell. Full of commercialistic "ads". Even every city, town and community seems to have their own; basically the same hum drum story, but you'll notice they always manage to change the names and the numbers! It's a cult thing.forever!!11@211
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What book where?
... youtube...
Actually, I founded atheism when I created the Universe. And that book about it that I wrote; yeah, about that... for some reason Jews and Christians keep thinking it's some kinda history book, when I wrote it to convince people that I didn't exist. I mean, I knew people were gullible (I am omnicsient after all) but I just didn't think anyone would buy all that six-day creation mumbo-jumbo.
It is true though, that on my death bed in the year 20330003032232300023222 BC that I proclaimed that the bible was real.
lol, when I read this the first time I thought he was referring to Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion. But then I read it again and saw the word "founded" and thought "lol, just like someone founded how to breathe?" Dumbass.
"Even the one who founded atheism [...]"
Do you mean George Baskerville Athe, the founder of Atheism? His 1687 book, "Think for yourself, like I do!" was an instant classic and would no doubt have outsold the bible if he hadn't insisted it be printed on paper made from wood that had not been grown on church grounds. As the church still owned a great deal of land in England at that time, and moreover was one of the few establishments that could afford to leave land untilled so that forests would grow, there was only a very limited first run. By the time the second run was ready, the fickle public had turned to the works of Jonathan Swift.
"[...] proclaimed on his death bed that the bible was real."
I don't think any atheist has ever said it wasn't. We all know the bible exists , we just don't think it's true .
storymoron wrote: "I think atheists should start spreading the rumour "The Founder of Christianity renounced his beliefs on his deathbed.""
As the bible itself says, Jesus thought God had forsaken him when he was on the cross (Matthew 27:46). Those were supposedly his last words before dying in fact.
I didn't recant on my death bed.
That's right, I founded Ath-
Oh, sorry, I thought we were making stuff up.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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