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My views are based on the Bible. They need no more validation than that. The Bible is the Word of God. It is absolute truth. Stop trying to change that fact, you can't.

Aragorn, NucleusWeb Teen Hang Out 14 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Jim

We can't change facts, that's right.

However, Bible=/=fact.

But this is a fact: you have no gray-matter.

5/26/2007 7:44:16 PM

anti-nonsense

So bats are birds, rabbits are ruinniments and insects have 4 legs?

5/26/2007 8:00:06 PM

Darwin

How is it possible to ever get through to minds that are this tightly closed?

5/27/2007 1:47:03 AM

Laurel

Not all those who wander are lost, but this moron is.

5/27/2007 1:17:54 PM

J

Proof, please.

7/5/2010 9:31:26 AM



Which version of Teh Babble are you talking about?

7/5/2010 10:59:59 AM

Elia

Validation schmalidation. Biblical authority means nothing to reality.

7/5/2010 12:39:33 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Never actually read the babble, have you?

Idiot.

12/19/2012 4:53:24 AM

Violet Beauregarde

The Bible contains the Word of God...however, it also contains the words of many fallible people, Satan, and angels.

12/19/2012 5:17:24 AM

Dr.Shrinker

"The Bible is the Word of God. It is absolute truth."

- Including the parts that contradict other parts?

12/19/2012 6:44:50 AM

xyz

> The Bible is the Word of God. It is absolute truth.
[citation needed]

Oh, and until you can prove that the Bible is 100% true, you cannot use the Bible to prove the Bible.

12/19/2012 11:06:11 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It is absolute truth. Stop trying to change that fact, you can't"

What was that? I'm sorry I can't hear you Aragone, over the fact we Atheists can. And by your own 'Word of God', no less:

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

Talk about planting an argumental Claymore mine array, then walking into it yourself?!

12/19/2012 12:51:38 PM

Violet_Beauregarde

Nobody has a monopoly on truth...least of all the writers of a Bronze Age book riddled with contradictions, inaccuracies and just straight-up bullshit! I propose a "We Don't Need No Stinkin' Facts!" award. Anyone agree? Disagree? Neutral?

3/19/2014 8:49:53 PM



My views are based on science, logic, and reason. They need no more validation than that. You are fucking batshit crazy. It is the absolute truth. Stop trying to change that fact, you can't.

3/20/2014 2:09:08 AM
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