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The story and history of cats is really quite fascinating. Some people may think cats evolved from dogs...but that's not really quite right. What actually happened was cats and dogs shared a common ancestor. Science calls this creature a "dat," as in, "what's dat?"

And then interestingly, when you go back in time even more, Dat evolved from an even earlier common ancestor, which evidently also split into pigs and cows and whales and bats and camels and apes eventually humans. This mystery creature was called "Blob." Now neither Dat nor Blob has been spotted in the fossil record as of yet, but none-the-less, he somehow split into all kinds of animals, one of which was cats.

Supersport, CARM 58 Comments [12/29/2008 4:17:51 PM]
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Imroy

Epic fail at a strawman argument. Try again, stupidsport.

12/29/2008 4:19:49 PM

aaa

Arguing with supersport is like arguing to a brick wall.

12/29/2008 4:25:05 PM

Rat of Steel

Please dispense with the sarcasm, Supersport; you do it very poorly.

*rates this a 5 on General Principles*

12/29/2008 4:26:14 PM

mike-mike

Epic Fail.

12/29/2008 4:26:51 PM

Lucilius

And when Supersport's descendants get another billion years of evolution under their belts, they may achieve the lofty status of Shit.

12/29/2008 4:32:42 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

You're too nuts to reason with

12/29/2008 4:32:49 PM

Headache

@aaa: Arguing with supersport is like arguing to a brick wall.

No it is not!

A brick wall does not deliver super stupid answers!


12/29/2008 4:32:53 PM

Percy Q. Shun

Aww, widdle fundie is twying to be cute!

Who's a good widdle fundie?

For the record stupidsport, sarcasm doesn't work when it's just gibberish. Sarcasm works best when there is intelligence behind the humor. Therefore, leave the sarcasm to those of us with the ability to extend coherent thought.

12/29/2008 4:32:55 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

thanks stuporsport, there goes another pair of pissed stained briefs i had to throw away, and all because i read your post. i demand compensation!

12/29/2008 4:41:54 PM

colonel catastrophe

Wow. Just wow! I can't believe he would even try using such a nonsensical argument or whatever this collection of words is supposed to be. Did he even pass secondary biology?

12/29/2008 4:50:40 PM

David B.

"What actually happened was cats and dogs shared a common ancestor. Science calls this creature a "dat," as in, "what's dat?""

Actually, it's a family of early mammals called the Miacidae.

"Now neither Dat nor Blob has been spotted in the fossil record as of yet"


The Miacid species Tapocyon and Procynodictis (Images from San Diego Natural History Museum).

It's amazing really, fundies like superspurt regularly tout that because they do not know of evidence of something, it mustn't exist, yet if an atheist made the same argument about God they would call him/her stupid and arrogant.

12/29/2008 4:51:09 PM

Dr. Funkenstein

Purposely misunderstanding something isn't a way to make friends.

12/29/2008 4:53:37 PM

emau99

Hey Supersport! Long time, no bullshit!

I know that you're trying to be sarcastic with this post, but sarcasm really only works if you know what you're talking about. If you don't, you just come across as looking...well...incredibly stupid.

12/29/2008 4:56:18 PM

Jérôme ^

You don't get it. The most recent common ancestor to cats and dogs actually was the cog (which, being akin to the ark, proves the Flood theory).

12/29/2008 5:00:23 PM

GigaGuess

Why...why? What did science ever do to you?

@aaa
No, a wall is at least silent.

12/29/2008 5:01:47 PM

werewolf

Humorous in a very sad sort of way.

12/29/2008 5:03:39 PM

Mister Spak

"Some people may think cats evolved from dogs"

But those people are fundies, their opinion isn't worth shit.

"What actually happened was cats and dogs shared a common ancestor. Science calls this creature a FUNDIE RETARDATION DELETED miacid. The fossil record is full of them.

12/29/2008 5:14:48 PM

Grigadil

You're looking for the wrong missing link, stuporsnort. Take a look at the mirror.

12/29/2008 5:25:43 PM

Quantum Mechanic

fascinating

12/29/2008 5:27:43 PM

Grigori Yefimovich

My cat craps on your pathetic witterings.

12/29/2008 5:31:53 PM

StuporSnort

I'm a moron! Woot woot, look at me! Watch me crash and burn! Woot!

12/29/2008 5:33:58 PM

Delirium



COMMON ANCESTRY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

12/29/2008 5:55:23 PM

a mind far far away

Science calls this creature a "dat," as in, "what's dat?"

Had this not been stupidshit, I'd have said troll. But I bet he whole-heartedly believes this. Also, who's Blob? I'm not familiar with that one either. The last time I checked, science, biology, and evolution do not work that way.

12/29/2008 6:15:16 PM

A Friend

We're laughing, but not in the way you think. We're actually laughing at you.

12/29/2008 6:17:56 PM

Aethernaut

Oh look, Stuporspurt is still an idiot.

12/29/2008 6:18:19 PM
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