I like how the devil uses the people on tv to try to convince the world that we shouldn't take the bible this way, but take it that way. If it wasn't such a big deal he wouldn't push so hard, but he'll push hard soon. Praise the Lord, we know the devil owns television. :l Sad! Christians are so scary to take Rev. literally we're dangerous. We don't blow ourselves up. How are we dangerous? lol
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"Praise the Lord, we know the devil owns television."
I thought the Jews own television... oh wait, I see what you did there.
Oh, and by the way, how do you know that the devil isn't using YOUR people to convince you that the Bible is what you think it is?
Cue LOLWUT pear in five, four, three, two, one...
Actually, you do have abortion bombers in the ranks, although usually you are more subtle, instead trying to pervert the beaten American education system.
I like how the devil uses the people on tv to try to convince the world that we shouldn't take the bible this way, but take it that way
I know. TBN can be so annoying like that.
How are we dangerous? lol
You refuse to become educated, remain ignorant and stupid and proud of it, and when any tin pot dictator comes along and claims to love jebus you fawn all over the traitorous mass murderer to make him the president of the country. lol
"I like how the devil uses the people on tv to try to convince the world that we shouldn't take the bible this way, but take it that way."
So, how do we take the bible? Don't tell me it's a suppository...
I like how the devil uses the people on tv to try to convince the world that we shouldn't take the bible this way, but take it that way
Do you prefer your bible with hot sauce, or ketchup? I perfer honey mustard myself.
Praise the Lord, we know the devil owns television
Is it just me, or did anyone else get a mental image of the TBN freaks when you read this?
We don't blow ourselves up. How are we dangerous
I think that the only reason christians don't blow themselves up like Islamists is because they actually do fear death.
"s. We don't blow ourselves up."
No but there have been Christians who blew up abortion clinics, gay clubs and bars, killed others, etc.
" How are we dangerous?"
Take the Bible and do exactly as it says. Particularly Old Testament. There are Christians who do that.
Even televangelist programs?
:l Sad! Christians are so scary to take Rev. literally we're dangerous.
- I've never seen a sentence begin with a colon before. Not even in Joyce!
- I agree. Christians are scary - although I think you may have meant 'scared'.
- 'Rev' is presumably your pastor?
- Literally, anyone who so mishandles language is very likely very dangerous. Who knows what youz meaning?
We don't blow ourselves up. How are we dangerous?
- You are mind-bendingly dangerous to those who have a need to be sheeple. You should have a government warning tattooed on your foreheads to indicate that you are enemies of reason.
- Please don't blow yourselves up. I believe Islamists (not Muslims) have take out a patent on that.
Confused?
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