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(more fundies fapping...)

"Potenatae Argyros..my lord" "The detention centers are amassing thousands...we have just received word that today's haul was bigger than the last" "Excellent..but my word still stands no executions are to take place without my consent" "yes my lord" "But every measure necessary is on the table to extract every ounce of faith in every soul...and I want round the clock video's playing on Argyros Tv of testimonies of all recantations of faith" "we must apply the most extreme pressure possible ..is that understood?" "yes my lord" "but why not just eliminate?" "in due time..in due time..but do you realize the hurt inflicted upon that impotent god above as he is forced to suffer the loss of those who recant and deny him?" "nothing will bring me more pleasure than torturing their devotion ..their faith away right before his omni present eyes!"

"now leave me"......Potentate falls to his knees and gleefully chuckles..."My lord lucifer...my allegiance is yours..victory besieges us in every direction...your kingdom arises by the minute..fear is sweeping the globe as faith dwindles...your throne will soon exalt over the world" "so help me satan"

SoundingTheAlaram, Rapture Ready 119 Comments [12/30/2008 11:31:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: The Lazy One
WTF?! || meh
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Percy Q. Shun

What.

The.

Fuck.

You people are absolutely beyond measure in the retadation department. You actually get wet with this shit, don't you?

12/30/2008 11:35:58 PM

Hammurabi

Fundy porn is so damn weird...

12/30/2008 11:36:05 PM

D Laurier

What the fuck?
Is this a bad porn script?
Sounds like SoundingTheAlaram is into some serious kink.

12/30/2008 11:36:12 PM

Lupine

Someone has a lot of time on their hands.

12/30/2008 11:36:20 PM

dpareja

One Rapture fanfic is as crazy as another, but as for his screen name...

1. Isn't it a little arrogant to think that you're the harbinger of the Rapture?

2. It's "alarum" or "alarm", not "alaram".

EDIT: @The Lazy One: Well, my first point still stands.

12/30/2008 11:37:19 PM

The Lazy One

Actually, this guy's name is SoundingTheAlarm. I made a typo submitting it... sorry.

12/30/2008 11:40:59 PM

Doctor Fishcake


12/30/2008 11:56:26 PM

Headache

Ok, so THAT medication did NOT help... We'll try a different type and see if it can calm you down and make you function in real life.

12/30/2008 11:57:16 PM



Find a hobby that isn't writing.

12/30/2008 11:59:36 PM

Pule Thamex

Lovely, lovely! Couldn't have put it better myself. Now, if we can only get hold of some hungry lions.

12/31/2008 12:00:39 AM

Efrain

...I could easily make more sense of the song Royal Jelly than I could of this.


Potentate falls to his knees and gleefully chuckles..."My lord lucifer...my allegiance is yours..victory besieges us in every direction...your kingdom arises by the minute..fear is sweeping the globe as faith dwindles...your throne will soon exalt over the world"
Wow... Come out of the door frame on that closet will you?

12/31/2008 12:05:03 AM

Doctor Whom

Keep your day job.

12/31/2008 12:06:01 AM

DevilsChaplain

You SUCK at fiction....I'd say don't quit your day-job but you're probably terrible at that too.

12/31/2008 12:08:12 AM

Oirish_Martin

Oh dear goodness.

FULL STOPS! LINE BREAKS! SRSLY!

12/31/2008 12:19:49 AM

MichaelL

Holy fuck, are they still doing this awful Left Behind fanfic? It was hilarious when they started, now it's just fucking disturbing!

12/31/2008 12:22:44 AM

LadyJafaria

It seems as if some of the quotation marks are misplaced. As is your brain, but that's a matter I can't sort out for you.

12/31/2008 12:28:53 AM



WHISKEY...TANGO...FOXTROT

12/31/2008 12:28:55 AM

C_V



BAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! "my lord" this, and "my lord" that. you are killing me. and not just with the horrible, horrible writing.

12/31/2008 12:31:39 AM



fundie and a Lehay wannabe, facepalm

12/31/2008 12:32:00 AM

Efrain

@882581:
I think that one pic is less flaming than what I pointed out.

12/31/2008 12:32:01 AM

Devonian

"Alaram"
fail.

12/31/2008 12:38:13 AM

Atheist In A Foxhole

So at least we agree that the Christian god is incapable of action then.... Other than that, this is just bizarre shit.

12/31/2008 12:40:04 AM

Marc

Look, if you can't write fiction, that's one thing. I can accept that. Just do me one favor. Please, please, please, please learn proper spelling and grammar. I'd go through this and correct it, but it would take too much effort.

12/31/2008 12:46:08 AM

A Friend

Your happy sock is getting extremely crusty.

12/31/2008 12:54:01 AM

Mister Spak

Then Luke Skywalker enters the room from the left and ignites his lightsaber, while Buffy Summer enters from the right and pulls out a stake. A sparkling shimmer appears in the center of the room and solidifies into the form of captain Kirk, phaser in hand. Lucifer wets his pants . . .

12/31/2008 12:55:00 AM
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