(more fundies fapping...)
"Potenatae Argyros..my lord" "The detention centers are amassing thousands...we have just received word that today's haul was bigger than the last" "Excellent..but my word still stands no executions are to take place without my consent" "yes my lord" "But every measure necessary is on the table to extract every ounce of faith in every soul...and I want round the clock video's playing on Argyros Tv of testimonies of all recantations of faith" "we must apply the most extreme pressure possible ..is that understood?" "yes my lord" "but why not just eliminate?" "in due time..in due time..but do you realize the hurt inflicted upon that impotent god above as he is forced to suffer the loss of those who recant and deny him?" "nothing will bring me more pleasure than torturing their devotion ..their faith away right before his omni present eyes!"
"now leave me"......Potentate falls to his knees and gleefully chuckles..."My lord lucifer...my allegiance is yours..victory besieges us in every direction...your kingdom arises by the minute..fear is sweeping the globe as faith dwindles...your throne will soon exalt over the world" "so help me satan"
SoundingTheAlaram, Rapture Ready 119 Comments
[12/30/2008 11:31:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: The Lazy One