This year, I believe my triumph over this synthetic holiday is nearly complete. The only mentions of Kwanzaa I've seen are humorous ones. Most important, for the first time in eight years, President George Bush appears not to have issued "Kwanzaa greetings" to honor this phony non-Christian holiday that is younger than I am...
...(Sing to "Jingle Bells")
Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell
Whitey has to pay;
Burning, shooting, oh what fun
On this made-up holiday!
Kwanzaa itself is a nutty blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism.
Ann Coulter, Townhall 9 Comments
[12/31/2008 2:56:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
At first, I was like, "Oh gods, who is this horrible person who would say such things?! Who could possibly so callous and racist as to-" and then realized that, oooooh, it's Ann Coulter..
1/1/2009 5:36:22 AM
1/1/2009 9:47:51 AM
Ann Coulter herself is a nasty blend of greed, neo-fascism, stupidity, ignorance, arrogance and moral bankruptcy.
1/1/2009 11:01:09 AM
President George Bush appears not to have issued "Kwanzaa greetings" to honor this phony non-Christian holiday that is younger than I am...
I have certified antiques in my house that are younger than Ann "Mutton Dressed As Lamb" Coulter is...
That said, I have friends and co-workers who observe Kwanzaa. The comic strip "Curtis" has a Kwanzaa story every year, including last one. (It is actually some of the writer/illustrator's most inspired work.) I saw Kwanzaa candles in stores last year.
And, oh yeah, every holiday and every holiday tradition had to be "made-up" at some point!
2/27/2009 4:16:12 AM
Tempus for the win.
2/27/2009 2:41:38 PM
Speaking of synthetic additions, is Kwanzaa older than your new pussy? Yes, we all see the Adam's Apple. No you're not fooling anyone.
Yes, I went there.
2/27/2009 3:02:50 PM
ToE the line
Gross piece of disgusting scum. Fundie funded slime of the earth!
2/27/2009 3:34:23 PM
Feh. She's just another cheap propaganda whore for the losers.
Happy Sol Invictus Day, psycho skank!
2/27/2009 3:37:58 PM
Ann, Ann, Ann... all holidays are made up. And you're still a cunt. Now that we have all the facts straight...
2/27/2009 3:44:22 PM