I'd wire my baby Jesus so that an electric current runs through him (like those electric shock-collars or electric wires that keep animals in their pens). Then I'd set up a camera. When the thieves come to grab baby Jesus -- BAM! -- they get shocked silly.
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Does America not have laws against causing bodily harm by entrapment? Is there not a duty of care?
Besides, suppose one of these thieves were to have a heart attack and die; can't you just see the healines screaming: "Baby Jesus Kills Good Thief!"
Then, of course, you would be sued silly, lose the case, lose all your worldly possessions and be forced to lead a life of poverty. Yup, Jesus would be proud.
You might end up killing one of them, because of a heart condition. Which would mean Manslaughter.
Anyway, who the fuck would want to steal a nativity scene baby jebus?
Jesus (supposedly) said that if someone takes your coat, you should also give him your cloak*.
I don't think he and the rapture retards define "justice" the same way.
*Though, to be honest, this is a pretty stupid idea.
Damn. *sad sigh*
It was bad enough when you RR-tards were simply burying the needles on your schadenfreude meters while thinking of what suffering others might endure at the hands of your god after they die.
Now you're drooling over the thought of making others suffer here in this life. My fellow posters in this thread are spot-on: enjoy your seat at the defendant's table during your upcoming lawsuit.
1) one of the neighborhood kids or pets might touch it
Besides, nativity scenes get damaged because they're a substitute for preaching. No one NEEDS the whole holy family on their front lawn
This almost reminds of the Venture Brothers Christmas special.
Anyways, that would be increadibly stupid. Either it could kill the imaginary thief (or maybe a child or someone in your familiy), an innocent animal (like a squirrel or cat), or it could spark and electrical fire and burn you're house down.
But I could see all these idiots replying with "Oh thats a great idea!"
Well, since most are plastic, all you'd end up doing is melting your baby Jesus and blowing a fuse.
So by all means, go ahead.
You won't mind if someone does the same to the atheist sign, too, then? I mean...justice is justice, yes?
Yes, that's justice isn't it, inflicting grievous bodily harm for a minor vandalism or theft. It's not like you could just tape it then show it to the police when someone steals it to get some actual justice from the legal system which is what the legal system is for.
I am an atheist, but I agree with the poster: if someone is stealing your property then they deserve to be electrified. Even fundy nuts get property rights and I think that we can all rightfully defend our property rights with violence. If you steal other peoples' stuff, you deserve to be hurt.
Buer (and Rachel): so, you find your material goods, that you can replace for a price, equally valuable as human life, which is priceless since you can have only one? Very unegoistic and unselfish...
Don't you think that if someone stole a plastic jeebus from you, that they might need it more than you? It doesn't have any monetary value, and is probably too bulky to just keep around. You're anti-christian reaction to the situation shows that they person stealing the jeebus is probably doing it a favor.
I would use a real baby and give it a gun.
Then I would send it to a military training camp and teach it how to “shoot first and ask questions later”. Then, when someone came to steal my baby jesus, I would give my real baby jesus instructions to conceal his weapon in his swaddling clothes until the thief returned to his or her abode.
The moment he (or she) was home with his (or her) family and loved ones, my baby jesus would unsheathe his pistol and put one round in everyone’s head. Including the family dog.
Yessssssssss ..... justice feels gooooooooood.
The people on Rapture Ready are so fucking immature.
I doubt he could plug in a toaster, much less "wyah a babeh jebus" to electricute someone.
This isnt fundy..this is funny. If this was my neighbor, I would help him wire it up and have a few beers and a laugh while I did it.
I still think kidnapping baby Jesus is funny too (I did my fair share during my teens), but I would love to see it turned around. Hell, the kidnappers would even think it was funny that the guy booby trapped his baby jesus.
Yessssssssss ..... justice feels gooooooooood.
Until you are convicted of manslaughter as the USSC has long ago ruled that one cannot use deadly force to protect one's property. Then the victim's family will sue you back to the stone age you long for anyway.
I'd let you do it, because you would probably put an actual current through him instead of just a potential, which might cause him to melt.
Alternately, I would place a large chunk of steel on top of your baby Jesus and raise your electric bills slightly.
So in america, the "Land of the Free, and Home of the Brave" A person should not be allowd to protect their property from thieves, even using a system tested to be safe on man's best friend?
This is why it is called a legal system today, and not a justice system
A lot of people here have no clue how an e-collar or electric fencing works. They don't hurt the animal. I've put an e-collar on myself (I wont use anything on my dog that I haven't tried on myself) although it's surprising, it doesn't hurt, didn't leave burns, and didn't cause any damage.
I've also grabbed onto an electric fence (my cousin thought it would be funny to tell me it was turned off) again, surprising but not really painful.
Then again knowing the intelligence level of most RR people, they'd probably rig it through the household electricity and kill someone (most likely themselves).
A friend of mine had a small Santa Claus In An Electric Chair. Funny as hell. He had a 9 volt battery under the chair and a bare copper wire coil wrapped around and when you picked it up for a laugh, that set the switch and you'd be hard pressed to let go of it, and believe me, you wanted to more than anything.www .
Then a toddler walks up and tries to hug baby Jesus.
Then again, as many children as God slaughtered in the Bible, I suppose that wouldn't bother them.
Why would thieves steal Baby Jesus? You must have something in your home that is more valuable and easier to sell than Baby Jesus, surely.
Oh, you mean one of them nativity scenes that you put on your lawn! Why not keep your Christmas decorations INSIDE your house? Then no-one will steal them.
Yes, we all know what a materialist Jesus was. And graven images, oh the Old Testament god just loved those, didn't he?
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