I hope it is not wrong to get excited when there seems to be increased earthquake activity....but I feel like saying, "All right God, let's get this party started rocking".....
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I hope it is not wrong to get excited when there seems to be increased earthquake activity....
No, no. Of course not. I mean, what could possibly be wrong about taking joy in the suffering of others? Sounds just like what Jesus would have done.
I hope it is not wrong to get excited when there seems to be increased earthquake activity.....
Considering people get harmed in earthquakes, I would say it is.
Holy fuck, you people are fucking disgusting! I guess you had multiple orgasms galore when the earthquake hit China last summer? I mean, tens of thousands dead? Wow! That must have gotten your rocks off!
Tie a rope to your waist, and when no one's looking, tie it to the back of a bus. You will get so many thrills and spills, you'll think you're in heaven, or heading there soon.
"I hope it is not wrong to get excited when there seems to be increased earthquake activity...."
Would you feel excited if something like this happens to your home? No. But if it happens to someone else it's suddenly a good christian thing!
Leave it to the morons at RR to shout for joy at natural disasters. They're really going to be surprised when their god-man doesn't come back. Of course, it's hard to come back when you don't exist, buy hey, who's taking notes anyway, right?
Strange, I have never, ever experienced an earthquake, even though I live in godless Sweden.
I'd guess God is perfectly fine with us keeping at it, while warning those god-fearing southerners in the US of A.
So, not only are you tasteless, and not only do you want the world to end... But you also want to say "let's get this party started rocking" to an omnipotent, omniscient cosmic entity? O.o
Confused?
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