I get reports on casualties from the Bagdad Prayer Patrol. they have shown that since people have been praying for Bagdad, the police and people there, casualties have consistently gone down. It began getting better about 2 months into their prayer patrol! Wow!!! The power we have been given thru prayer
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"Prayer patrol"? I thought it was all the Tramadol in the water supply that was doing it.
[LookingUpLinda's...hey, she ain't wearin' no pants!]
Wow, I would have expected prayers, directed at an omnipotent, omniscient being to take less than 2 months to start showing effects.
Talking to the ceiling fix all problems?
Seems like they just used a Prayer Class III , it has a response time of within 3 months. Why not a Class I prayer? It has an expected response time of less than 24 hours.
So this guy shows his girl friend his magic rabbit's foot that wards off tigers.
"Don't be silly, there isn't a tiger with 5,000 miles of here."
"See?"
Please just be glad that they're praying for a good cause.
Ok, so they could actually be DOING something to help, but frankly, are you?
So you have to be in the area for God to listen and work ?
Why did America invade Iraq and why did 4,000 American troops have to die ( as well as 600,000 innocent Iraqis )
Why didn't you guys get organized earlier and just PRAY Saddam out of Iraq ?
You'll have them all praising Jesus over there in Iraq any day soon now. Keep up the good work - over there that is, and not over here. You don't mind do you? Good girl.
Hey check this link out http://www.ekklesia.co.uk/node/8095 it's a little article entitled "Indigenous Christian exit from Iraq continues to grow"
So that suicide bomb yesterday or the day before that killed a bunch of people was due to "the prayer patrol" fucking off for new years then?
And if your god is truly omnipotent won't he stop all violence instantaneously. Not cause a drop.
Also, you do realise the peace is being bought through the blood, sweat and hard work of people. Real people. Not your god. It hurts me when your lot thank THE WRONG PERSON. Never mind the doctor who spent hours saving your sorry ass, you thank a non existent entity.
Doug wrote:So you have to be in the area for God to listen and work ?
Ordinarily I don't care how people spell an Arabic word.
However, "Baghdad" is the accepted transliteration on every current map you'll ever see and every history book recent enough to be worth reading.
Why I decided to focus on that instead of YAY PRAYERS WORK, I don't know. But I did. The last time I saw it spelled as "Bagdad" I was watching a movie from the 1940s.
Right, so casualities have gone down in Bagdad, Australia, dure to your "prayer patrol"...
Confused?
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