[This is in reply to the question 'Do you think there is a God?]
i feel HIM inside of me !!!! HIS PRESENCE IS STRONGER THEN THE devil's IN ME !!!!
[I think what he's feeling inside of him may be that big Chimichanga he had for lunch at Taco Bell today]
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(C_V)
*does his James T. Kirk impression*
Excuse me. What does God need with a condom?
(@ HoJuSimpson)
Mmmm. Fairuza Balk.
*begins fapping along with the whispered chant of "light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board..."*
Oh, dang..
I glanced away from the screen while the page refreshed, and the first thing I saw when I turned back was "i feel HIM inside of me !!!!"
I damn near fell out of my chair laughing!
"If God lives inside us, as some people say, I hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!" -Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.
(HoJuSimpson)
*smiles softly* Thanks. I try. Sometimes, I actually succeed.
(Headache)
*switches from William Shatner mode to R. Lee Ermey mode*
HE WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE GOD-DAMN COMMON COURTESY TO DO THAT!
"i feel HIM inside of me !!!! HIS PRESENCE IS STRONGER THEN THE devil's IN ME !!!!"
Oh, why bother. This one is just too easy.
i feel HIM inside of me !!!! HIS PRESENCE IS STRONGER THEN THE devil's IN ME !!!!
Okay, how exactly are we not supposed to take this as a 3-way gay sexual experience?
i feel HIM inside of me !!!! HIS PRESENCE IS STRONGER THEN THE devil's IN ME !!!!
Could we please have this again in standard English, unless it is pornography in code?
Well, I cannot feel HIM inside of me. There is absolutely NO presence of HIM.
Does this disprove the existence of god? Of course not. As doesn't any "I can feel him inside of me!!!!" prove the existence of god.
Individual brainfarts give NO insight in the real structure of the world. When we want to learn something about the world and the existence of things, we must look outside of us.
And the avilable evidence we find outside of us supports much, much more the hypothesis "God does NOT exist" than "God does exist".
When somebody "feels God's existence inside of him", then the only thing we can learn here is about human psychology.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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