I would love to see an atheists explain his theorie of Evolution verses the Christian Theory Of Creation ?
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Who designed your God? That's right, it was primitives that came up with a God that was a such a failure that he tried to wipe out his creation and start again, only that failed too!
There is no "Christian theory of Creation" either, it's just drivel from the same primitives that came up with the idea of the God of the bible.
Oh look, AMPM the troll is back. Hooray. (Be warned, he's posted that picture for several quotes.)
EDIT: Looks like the mods deleted the pics already, thank Ceiling Cat.
There isn't enough Tylenol (or, for that matter Vicodin, Oxy, or fucking MORPHINE) in the world for me to tackle this. Too big a headache.
ETA: @Efrain -- I've seen other animals reason. I had a cat once who figured out how to use the digital cable remote. Little fucker *always* put it on Animal Planet! God, I miss that cat...
I'm honestly surprised that this post is as internally coherent as it is, seeing that the person knows as much about English as she does about science. But now my eyes are bleeding, so you'll have to excuse me.
Edit: @WMDKitty: I used to have a part chow/english bull dog who figured out how to open up doors. He would just kindly let himself in whenever he pleased.
Reminds me of an old joke:
Three engineers were debating the nature of God.
The electrical engineer said, "God has GOT to be an electrical engineer, just look at the beautifully designed nervous system, and how it transmits signals all over the body!"
The mechanical engineer was next: "God HAS to be a mechanical engineer! Just see how the muscles and tendons interact to move huge forces!"
The civil engineer chuckled. His fellows looked warily at him, and asked him what was so funny.
"God is a civil engineer," he replied. "Who else would put a sewer through an entertainment district?"
Bottom line: If even the HUMAN body was designed, the designer was half assed, lazy and almost criminally inefficient.
Proof of creationism:
Step 1: prove a creator actually exists.
"The Christian theory of Creation presents thousands of logical and extra-ordinary feats of engeneering in the making of the human Body and all other forms of Life."
Beside the fact that there is no such thing as the "Theory of Creation", the problem is that it doesn't take the next step and offer any actual proof.
The Christian theory of Creation presents thousands of logical and extra-ordinary feats of engeneering in the making of the human Body and all other forms of Life
Fables, without a shred of proof. GODDIDIT isn't proof.
And for the misuse of capitalization, go to your room!
@WMDKitty - funniest post of the new year.
I won't say you owe me a new keyboard because I'm already down to using the On-Screen Keyboard.
I'll admit that the concept of evolution is counter-intuitive. When one looks at the world our first assumption is that some intelligent force had to be behind it. The idea that the Earth is billions of the years old, is utterly beyond us at first glance.
But we have the fossils. We win.
"The Christian theory of Creation presents thousands of logical and extra-ordinary feats of engeneering in the making of the human Body and all other forms of Life."
What is so difficult about getting your head around the hole in the ground exactly fits that puddle of water analogy?
The human body is logical and intelligent? Excuse me while I quote several professional comedians and individual humans when I say:
*ahem* Testicles on the OUTside? That's INTELLIGENT design?
Ok, let's fly with that. Let's say (for sake of argument) that there was a magic sky daddy who made the original design for every living thing by hand. Why, then was the male human, the supposedly most important creature, created with constantly exposed genitalia that is easily attacked and damaged while many if not most "lesser" creatures were allowed to protect their reproductive organs by pulling them full to flush into their bodies when not in use? Does "God" really enjoy watching men get kicked in the junk that much?
And to the fundies (and not so fundies) who have argued against me by saying testicles have to be on the outside in order to be at the proper temperature, remember that these people are saying someone designed it that way. If they wanted to, they could have changed that little biochemical factoid.
Yes, I went off of the comedy aspect. This one just really bloody bugs me.
I said it before and I'll say it again, the human body is singularily unfit for the purpose of surviving. We need to have an extremely narrow temperature and air-pressure range to just make it through the day. If it weren't for human ingenuity in terms of clothing, architecture, water supply and heating we'd have never made it out of Africa in the first place. If your god has designed us the way we are he made a complete cock-up.
ETA: Wehpudicabok, your wish is my command:
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Is this some relation to David J. Stewart? Or is this the name he goes by when he wears his pretty skirt?
Edit:
"The ability of reproduction is just another form of creation within itself."
Your religion itself is a Hybrid, a merging of older religions.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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