Are Americans safe from U.S. mosques?
NO!
They are expoliting our freedom of religion to their advantage.
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Holy shit. I about fell out of my chair when I read this. Again, more proof that christians think that the 1st amendment only applies to them, and no one else really should have the freedom of religion.
"Are Americans safe from U.S. mosques?" What the hell kind of a question is that, anyway?
Will mosques rise up to kill?
Wrong answer there felix. Perhaps a review of the first amendment may be in order.
*source* The first amendment of the U.S. Constitution
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
That's right! How DARE they use freedom of religion as an excuse to blatantly um... practice their religion!?
I mean CLEARLY, what was actually meant by that passage was freedom of Christianity! How dare they pervert the wishes of the founding fathers!
The mosques I'm familiar with seem stationary and kinda, you know, rooted to the spot. However, U.S. mosques may be mobile, for all I know. Treads or wheels?
What are they going to do, cruise around and run people over? I mean, every single mosque I've seen was kinda... stuck where it was. It didn't have wheels or airplane engines... they don't move! What are you so scared of?
All seriousness, freedom of religion. I don't think it means what you think it means.
They are expoliting exploiting our freedom of religion to their advantage.
Hey fuck head, those American citizens who are Muslim have just as much religious freedom as your sorry ass does.
No, it's not a joke. Fundies don't understand the concept of freedom of religion, they can only parrot the words.
It's like some one who is colorblind, and doesn't know they're colorblind, using the words for colors.
I saw Jimmy Swaggart make this claim in 1985. It hasn't gotten any less stupid since then.
"They are expoliting our freedom of religion to their advantage."
There goes my tea, all over my monitor.
/They are expoliting our freedom of religion to their advantage./
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
@Orion:
Oh no! We aren't safe from Mosques, which are secretly transformers (robots in disguise!) waiting to rise up and destroy America
Can all the mosques unite to form Super Mosque? That would kick ass.
Are Americans safe from U.S. churches?
NO!
They are exploiting our freedom of religion to their advantage.
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Are Americans safe from U.S. mosques?
NO!
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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