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Atheists are arrogant and think God needs to explain things. That is like expecting a judge to allow an innocent person to submit evidence in the corrupt American courts. Not going to happen. So what's so funny about the Bible? It's not. When you are sitting in jail you will convert on your knees or will rot in jail. Believe.

poloniawarrior, YouTube 47 Comments [1/7/2009 7:20:10 AM]
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#842583
solomongrundy

Atheists are arrogant and think God needs to explain things.
It's not worth reading past that as you obviously have no idea what an atheist is.

1/7/2009 7:22:53 AM
#842594
Detrs

Lovely. Once again, the Christian view that the world is dark and miserable has made the world dark and miserable.

1/7/2009 7:45:52 AM
#842601
rubber chicken

Are you claiming that, even though innocent, your God will still condemn us? I don't think that you've thought your analogy through.


Actually scrub the last three words in that last sentence.

1/7/2009 7:58:37 AM
#842617
aaa

Face, meet Palm.

1/7/2009 8:33:28 AM
#842628
Funnyguts

So you admit that God is corrupt?

1/7/2009 8:50:58 AM
#842636
Godbuster

Captain, I am not detecting any sense here. Nor is it making any.

1/7/2009 9:03:55 AM
#842656
a mind far far away

There's just no words to describe this brain vomit.

1/7/2009 9:24:39 AM
#842659
Ostravan

Prison population (US statistics)
Christians (all denominations) 97.6%
Atheists 0.2%

What's so funny about the Bible? It was a sick joke given to us by a bunch of semi-literate bronze age goat sodomisers.

1/7/2009 9:29:31 AM
#842677
SpankyZeHam

You are one sick, sadistic puppy. Jesus is proud

1/7/2009 9:44:09 AM
#842681
CailinBan

Er, an innocent person IS allowed to submit evidence. That's the very basis of our justice system.

1/7/2009 9:50:22 AM
#842694
Paler_Face

Atheists are arrogant and think God needs to explain things

We don't believe ni god, so we also don't require him to explain anything. If we encounter something we don't know, we are humble enough to say "we don't know". Then we go find the answer without presupposing a supernatural entity.

Also, we are not the ones who think that the creator of the universe has a deep personal interest in the details of our lives.

So what's so funny about the Bible?

The fact that people take stories like Noah's flood seriously?


1/7/2009 10:07:45 AM
#842701
Freboy

"Atheists are arrogant..."
We're not the ones who are certain we know the mind of God.

"...and think God needs to explain things."
Methinks you missed the whole Atheist point.

1/7/2009 10:14:23 AM
#842709
toothache

Youtube, 'nuff said.

1/7/2009 10:24:12 AM
#842741
Ash

HURRR

What a horrible analogy. Is that last line supposed to be some fucked-up version of Pascal's Wager?

1/7/2009 11:15:50 AM
#842761
Mortok

You have never met an Atheist, have you?

1/7/2009 11:28:04 AM
#842778
Thammuz

Believe in Jesus or he'll fucking put you in jail... not as bad as the ones in which he kills you, i have to admit it...

1/7/2009 11:46:46 AM
#842824
The Watcher

"Atheists are arrogant and think God needs to explain things. That is like expecting a judge to allow an innocent person to submit evidence in the corrupt American courts."

In those "corrupt courts," an innocent defendant (or any defendant) is allowed to submit whatever evidence he or she wants.

1/7/2009 12:53:30 PM
#842826
Illuminatalie

Atheists are arrogant and don't accept our claim to speak for God. God would like a large single sugar, double cream, BTW.

1/7/2009 12:59:02 PM
#842853
God

The retard-factor of the text I hereby reply to is considerable.

1/7/2009 1:35:45 PM
#842855
Navelgazer

So god is the corrupt judge in this analogy?

1/7/2009 1:40:44 PM
#842874


LOL WUT?

1/7/2009 1:54:28 PM
#842924
Mister Spak

God breaks people out of prison? Why didn't the prisoners at gitmo think of that?

1/7/2009 2:31:53 PM
#842953
Darwin

Epic FAIL.

1/7/2009 2:47:35 PM
#842955
Jezebel's Evil Sister

poloniawarrior is probably speaking from experience when he refers to what jail inmates are forced to do on their knees.

1/7/2009 2:48:19 PM
#842986
Philbert McAdamia

So what's so funny about the Bible? It's not.

I have to agree to this part. In the words of Sylvester J. Pussycat; "It'th dithpickable!"

When you are sitting in jail you will convert on your knees or will rot in jail. Believe.

It seems the majority in jail believed before they ever went there.

1/7/2009 3:12:18 PM
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