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[Comment on the Japanese "Asteroid Impact" CGI animation on Youtube]

This vid is cleverly produced but nonetheless a bunch of secular BS. The Bible clearly predicts how the earth will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike! God has a plan for everyone and you all need to come to Jesus! If you don't,? then the molten fires of Hell await you, similar to this video. Repent NOW before it's too late!!

zamiel1, Youtube 51 Comments [1/9/2009 8:29:51 AM]
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Submitted By: demodocos
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Yeah What is this plan?

1/9/2009 8:43:24 AM

Detrs

Nothing new here. Move along, folks.

1/9/2009 8:44:27 AM

Vampirehummingbird

However, asteroids are real.

1/9/2009 8:51:15 AM

Paschal Wagner

You might want to mention that to all the fundies who've read Revelation and got the impression that that's exactly how it's going to end. What's that bit about the star falling and ruining one third of the lands...?

1/9/2009 9:09:12 AM

Doctor Fishcake

If I'd wanted your dumb opinion I'd have....oh, YouTube. Never mind.

1/9/2009 9:18:52 AM

Thammuz

The stars falling from the sky... I'm not a scholar but i seem to remeber that was a part of said plan...

1/9/2009 9:24:32 AM

aaa

Youtard, ignore.

1/9/2009 9:27:00 AM

Percy Q. Shun

Yeah, but your gawd doesn't exist, and asteroids do.

1/9/2009 9:28:55 AM

a mind far far away

Even though this post is complete bullshit, he was doing so well grammatically, which I almost thought Poe, but right there, in the middle of the post, is a random question mark. That's the deal breaker right there.

1/9/2009 9:31:25 AM

Ostravan

Both you and your BS god can go fuck a goat.

1/9/2009 10:16:04 AM

Xotan

OTOH, if an asteroid does target the planet, another fundie will find a way of reconciling it with Revelation. Yawn!

1/9/2009 10:46:42 AM

Freboy

Agree with "a mind far far away".

Perhaps this fundie was forced into a public school.

1/9/2009 10:56:52 AM

The Jamo

Molten fires? Whad did you say was BS again?

1/9/2009 11:11:56 AM

El Zorro

Kneel and Repent!

1/9/2009 11:23:22 AM

Ash

HURRR

Kneel before Zod!

1/9/2009 11:40:11 AM

anevilmeme

Fundies seem lost in their own little role playing world, a Jeezus version of D&D.

1/9/2009 12:02:57 PM

drumbo

"nonetheless a bunch of secular BS"

Unlike your fundie BS then?

1/9/2009 12:05:36 PM

Nowonmai

Oh FOAD, or get a life. Either works for me.

1/9/2009 12:28:41 PM

apYrs

merciful mother, they're beginning to parody themselves....

1/9/2009 12:35:37 PM

Mister Spak

The bible clearly says the earth is flat, while the BS video shows the earth as round.

1/9/2009 12:38:23 PM

BufferickVonHellbags

heh, molten, i don't know why, but that's such a cool word.

1/9/2009 1:00:14 PM

redfergus

Sorry, is it similar to the video or is it not? Or . . . and here's a thought . . . are they both bullshit?

Is this what these people do all day? I don't get it.

fergus


1/9/2009 1:04:39 PM

Blue J

While I wouldn't put it past your typical Youtube fundie, this has a Poe feel to it.

1/9/2009 1:25:14 PM

Ranger Joe

Act now and I'll throw in a bottle of concentrated self righteous dick baggery for only $9.99!!

1/9/2009 1:33:59 PM

werewolf

We can only be saved by Brazilian power crystals. Makes as much sense as what zamiel1 said.

1/9/2009 3:56:22 PM
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