[Comment on the Japanese "Asteroid Impact" CGI animation on Youtube]
This vid is cleverly produced but nonetheless a bunch of secular BS. The Bible clearly predicts how the earth will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike! God has a plan for everyone and you all need to come to Jesus! If you don't,? then the molten fires of Hell await you, similar to this video. Repent NOW before it's too late!!
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Even though this post is complete bullshit, he was doing so well grammatically, which I almost thought Poe, but right there, in the middle of the post, is a random question mark. That's the deal breaker right there.
Sorry, is it similar to the video or is it not? Or . . . and here's a thought . . . are they both bullshit?
Is this what these people do all day? I don't get it.
fergus
This video is cleverly produced but is nonetheless a bunch of secular lies. The Norse gods clearly stated how Ragnarok will occur and it won't be by an asteroid strike! Odin has a plan for everyone and you all need to become warriors so you can go to Valhalla! If you don't, then the frozen wastes of Hel await you. Believe NOW, before it's too late!!
Or:
This video is cleverly produced but is nonetheless a bunch of secular lies. The Baghavad Gita clearly states how the world will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike! Krishna has a plan for everyone and you need to fulfill your dharma and be rid of your karma! If you don't, then an eternity of lives and separation from Brahmin await you. Believe NOW, before it's too late!!
The bible doesn't predict shit.
There is no god, ergo there is no divine plan.
"Trip logs" such as Revelation don't qualify as either predictions or plans.
'Zamiel1' clearly has problems.
Speaking for myself, I'm not in favour of mocking the likes of 'Zamiel1'. I believe they're genuinely mentally ill, they deserve our sympathy rather than our derision.
That said, the likes of Bro Randy, Supersport and Carico who are just willfully lying (as they themselves well know) deserve everything we give them.
*yawn*
God, Hell, Jesus, and end time predictions are a bunch of fairy tales.
Kind of fucks up your whole point doesnt it?
You know John's Revelation almost didn't make the final cut of the Bible as many of the men who assembled it thought it was just a bit too whacko, right? The writing of Apocalypses was once a very popular hobby and dozens of others had to be edited out, the Apocalypses of Noah, Enoch, Peter, Stephen, Thomas, Abraham, Daniel, Bartolomew, Isaiah, Ezekiel, Adam, Elias, Solomon, Moses, Baruch, Ezra, Joseph, Eldad and Modad, Esdras, Sedrach, Elijah, Zephaniah, Hystaspes, Job, Jacob and the Shepherd of Hermas for example.
I sometimes wonder how different Christians would be had the psychotic delusions of Paul of Patnos not been chosen.
I would just like to point out that the asteroid in that video was several hundred kilometers across. Nothing that big has hit the Earth in the last 4 billion years -- the impactor that wiped out the dinosaurs was only about 10 kilometers across.
It was also glowing red hot before it hit the Earth's atmosphere. Psh, yeah, right.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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