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[Comment on the Japanese "Asteroid Impact" CGI animation on Youtube]

This vid is cleverly produced but nonetheless a bunch of secular BS. The Bible clearly predicts how the earth will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike! God has a plan for everyone and you all need to come to Jesus! If you don't,? then the molten fires of Hell await you, similar to this video. Repent NOW before it's too late!!

zamiel1, Youtube 51 Comments [1/9/2009 8:29:51 AM]
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Jezebel's Evil Sister

Why would I want to worship some evil jerk that would send people to "the molten fires of Hell" just because they don't have the mentally of retarded sheep? If Hell exists (100% sure it doesn't), then Jesus (who also doesn't exist) can just kiss my hot flaming ass.

1/9/2009 3:56:50 PM

Sasha

The Bible clearly predicts how the earth will end

It does? Where?

1/9/2009 4:36:56 PM

scarmullet

The plan is to Anally rape us and then go and tell us not to tell anyone

1/9/2009 5:10:28 PM

Geno

This video is cleverly produced but is nonetheless a bunch of secular lies. The Norse gods clearly stated how Ragnarok will occur and it won't be by an asteroid strike! Odin has a plan for everyone and you all need to become warriors so you can go to Valhalla! If you don't, then the frozen wastes of Hel await you. Believe NOW, before it's too late!!

Or:

This video is cleverly produced but is nonetheless a bunch of secular lies. The Baghavad Gita clearly states how the world will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike! Krishna has a plan for everyone and you need to fulfill your dharma and be rid of your karma! If you don't, then an eternity of lives and separation from Brahmin await you. Believe NOW, before it's too late!!

1/9/2009 5:35:36 PM

Grigadil

The bible doesn't predict shit.

There is no god, ergo there is no divine plan.

"Trip logs" such as Revelation don't qualify as either predictions or plans.


1/9/2009 5:46:13 PM

atrasicarius


1/9/2009 7:15:21 PM

Papabear

Because the Bible clearly predicts so many things and they have all come true, huh?

1/9/2009 7:16:45 PM

Shadoboy

The Bible says bats are birds too.

1/9/2009 7:50:01 PM

solomongrundy

'Zamiel1' clearly has problems.

Speaking for myself, I'm not in favour of mocking the likes of 'Zamiel1'. I believe they're genuinely mentally ill, they deserve our sympathy rather than our derision.

That said, the likes of Bro Randy, Supersport and Carico who are just willfully lying (as they themselves well know) deserve everything we give them.

1/9/2009 7:50:49 PM

Old Viking

You'll know when the end is nigh because all the stores will be having huge sales.

1/9/2009 8:21:41 PM

Fera

Uh, no.

1/9/2009 8:27:05 PM

Jackie

Old news nerd!

1/9/2009 10:01:06 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

*yawn*
God, Hell, Jesus, and end time predictions are a bunch of fairy tales.

Kind of fucks up your whole point doesnt it?

1/9/2009 10:29:08 PM

CrazyRoper

Well I'm convinced. Thank you zamiel1...the grand prophet of youtube.

1/9/2009 11:26:59 PM

gremlinn

It's true that it won't be by an asteroid strike. That might kill all life on the planet, but it wouldn't destroy the planet itself.

1/10/2009 12:03:45 AM

Illuminatalie

Molten fires? I thought that fire went directly from solid to gas form!

1/10/2009 2:38:56 AM

Thejebusfire

[The Bible clearly predicts how the earth will end and it won't be by an asteroid strike!]

Many religions have end of the world predictions. What makes you so sure yours is right.

1/10/2009 7:13:06 AM

solomongrundy

You know John's Revelation almost didn't make the final cut of the Bible as many of the men who assembled it thought it was just a bit too whacko, right? The writing of Apocalypses was once a very popular hobby and dozens of others had to be edited out, the Apocalypses of Noah, Enoch, Peter, Stephen, Thomas, Abraham, Daniel, Bartolomew, Isaiah, Ezekiel, Adam, Elias, Solomon, Moses, Baruch, Ezra, Joseph, Eldad and Modad, Esdras, Sedrach, Elijah, Zephaniah, Hystaspes, Job, Jacob and the Shepherd of Hermas for example.

I sometimes wonder how different Christians would be had the psychotic delusions of Paul of Patnos not been chosen.

1/10/2009 9:13:00 AM




1/10/2009 6:48:01 PM

Vampirehummingbird

@solomongrundy - Awesome post! Can you point me to any direct links on that?

1/10/2009 6:48:02 PM

tracer

I would just like to point out that the asteroid in that video was several hundred kilometers across. Nothing that big has hit the Earth in the last 4 billion years -- the impactor that wiped out the dinosaurs was only about 10 kilometers across.

It was also glowing red hot before it hit the Earth's atmosphere. Psh, yeah, right.

1/10/2009 7:02:20 PM

solomongrundy

@vampirehummingbird

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalyptic_literature

1/11/2009 9:49:58 AM

Affine Connection

Suck my ass.

1/11/2009 12:19:02 PM

Grigadil

@ solomongrundy,

To my knowledge, the original Coptic sect was not under any Pauline influence. Their scripture [Nag Hammadi] strikes me as being much more rational.

1/11/2009 1:22:27 PM

????

Nutshell.

1/11/2009 7:27:52 PM
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