how do i know the bible is true... the bible talks about germs,and washing in running water and covering food to keep germs off... where are the missing links?seen any talking apes?or humans with wings?if we all evolved from so called simple cells why are there still simple cells here?
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"how do i know the bible is true"
You don't
"the bible talks about germs"
it doesn't
"and washing in running water"
Washing was a practice developed long before your Bible showed up, or even it's earliest scrolls.
"and covering food to keep germs off"
Flies, not germs, you Bible has no clue on this.
"where are the missing links?"
They're missing.
"seen any talking apes?"
You , Me and everyone reading this
"or humans with wings?"
Angels? Do you think you'll be an Angel? Because evolution says humans with wings is ridiculous. Christians on the other hand, think they'll get wings.
" if we all evolved from so called simple cells why are there still simple cells here?"
Because evolving from something else doesn't mean that thing dies out. Never has.
No it doesn't, no it doesn't, and germs are not like flies where you can just 'cover' your food and it won't spoil or get bacteria on it. Doesn't work that way.
We ARE talking apes. We don't need wings.
The fail. It hurts. ><
Old classics, including but not limited to:
Many cultures had adapted sanitary practices beyond those WAYYYYY before your stupid book. Before the Holy Roman Empire there was a little thing called the Roman Empire and it was hardly the first to have running water and containers.
Stop pretending the book says anything new, it's behind the times from it's beginning.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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