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The concept of evolution goes directly against the 2 law of thermodynamics and that is simply this in a nut shell: every thing declines. Evolution says that from chaos comes order life does not work this way. Consider: you go and buy a brand new ford park it under a tree and never drive it again. what happens? Does it evolve into a new mercedes? no, it falls apart! The second law of thermodynamics!

Remember what God said after he completed creation, "It was good!"

pookey bear, Good News Cafe 59 Comments [1/9/2009 6:42:44 AM]
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Painful

Stop using thermodynamics when you don't understand it!!!!

Damnit, this is why I dropped out of my phd - idiots like this.

1/9/2009 6:47:44 AM

Mike

::facepalm:: OPEN SYSTEM. Look it up.

1/9/2009 6:56:03 AM

Mortok

Pretty sure thermodynamics has nothing to do with biology.

Oh, and your analogy is totally false by the way.

1/9/2009 7:05:15 AM

A Friend

Let's see here. You add a big word(thermodynamics) and a a crappy analagy together and you get typical cretin BS. You fail.

1/9/2009 7:07:30 AM

MysticalChicken

I can't decide whether this calls for a facepalm or a headdesk. Maybe I will alternate between the two for about an hour.

1/9/2009 7:08:32 AM

Bill O'Rly

I put a bunch of magnets near each other, they all combine into a ball. omg, they're more organized now!!!

Thus, magnetism isn't real.

1/9/2009 7:20:50 AM

atheist crusader

MUST.....RESIST....MUST....REPLY......




<HEAD EXPLODES WITH THE STUPIDITY!!!!!>

1/9/2009 7:37:03 AM

werewolf

You are not familiar with Physics or Biology, I take it? Thermodynamics deals with the behavior of gases in a closed system while evolution deals with living or once-living things grouped into different species.

Turning a Ford into a Mercedes would require one company either merging or buying out the other. That's Business Management - not Biology.

Neither are you familiar with your own fantasy book. Your book says that your god saw it was good and he rested. Theology causes bloody wars, you know. So, go easy on the made up shit.

That's three strikes, unfortunately.

1/9/2009 7:40:56 AM

aaa

Can the ford replicate itself?

1/9/2009 7:43:18 AM

Dexter

I'm glad you asked.

Please read this FAQ.

Thanks a lot.

MfG

1/9/2009 7:49:43 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Plant a tree in fertile ground. Never bother it again. Odds are it'll grow, and eventually bear seed.

1/9/2009 7:55:02 AM

Thinking Allowed

For the umpteenth time, the second law of thermodyna....

Ah screw it.

1/9/2009 8:13:08 AM

Detrs

Look up in the sky at noon and tell me what you see.

1/9/2009 8:45:23 AM

Level10

One kind of self replicating protein chain -> Billions of different species. I'd say that's a pretty huge break down of order.

1/9/2009 9:02:21 AM

pete

1. The laws of thermodynamics do not apply to living things.

2. Evolution doesn't say order comes from chaos, even by implication.

3. The car would not rust because of anything described by the laws of thermodynamics, it would rust because of the oxidation of the metal. Chemistry, not physics.

4. Comparing living things to inanimate objects is profoundly stupid.

5. Since God never existed, or created anything for that matter, he didn't say shit.

1/9/2009 9:19:16 AM

Dan Onymous

Another lunatic who doesn't understand thermodynamics or entropy.

1/9/2009 9:40:38 AM

Percy Q. Shun

What kind of Ford? My weekend fun-car is a 1997 Ford SHO, which is a high-performance, V8 powered Taurus. Maybe it would evolve into an airplane!

But evolution doesn't work with non-living things moron.

1/9/2009 9:50:58 AM

Ostravan

Since when has Biology been a branch of Thermodynamics.
The only function pookey bear's brain serves is to keep his ears apart.

1/9/2009 9:55:13 AM

Random Man

"It was good!"

That's what she said.

1/9/2009 10:06:59 AM

Zyzle

1) 2nd law of thermodynamics only says that over time entropy in a system will increase
2) this only applies to closed systems
3) The law does not preclude decreases in entropy
4) it has been calculated (I'll try and dig out a link) that the amount of entropy transferred to the earth by the sun is something like a trillion times that lost by evolution.

in other words... FAIL!

1/9/2009 10:14:34 AM

Paler_Face

Second law of Thermodynamics, closed system, planet earth does not apply, next.

Why do fundies keep using arguments that have long since been discredited and disproven?
Repeating a falsehood isn't going to make it more true.

1/9/2009 10:14:46 AM

toothache

No. Epic, epic, thermodynamics fail.

1/9/2009 10:17:16 AM

anonymous

Consider: you put a puzzle together. what happens? You can't!

No, wait.. the entropy of chemical reaction within your body offsets the entropy lost by putting the puzzle together.

As does THE FUCKING SUN YOU MORONS. LEARN TO PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY.

1/9/2009 10:30:05 AM

El Zorro

Please go and educate yourself on the matter, pookey bear.

1/9/2009 11:11:58 AM

Orion

The Sun, Star Sol, big bright fusion explosion in the sky every day. HOW DO YOU FUCKING MISS IT?!

1/9/2009 11:34:15 AM
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