"1.Is shaped for human hand"
If by this he means that a hand can hold it, then yes. Of course the same could be said of almost anything you can pick up or grab.
"2.Has non-slip surface"
Who are the people who need their food to have non-slip surfaces? Does Ray eat bananas while covered in KY?
"3.Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late."
Nearly all fruit has some sort of visual indication of ripeness. That is because it gives a strong EVOLUTIONARY advantage to entice your fruit to be eaten so your seeds can be spread. Also, these features in fruits have been selectively bred to me more prominent. ALSO AGAIN, banana lovers will tell you that yellow is still a tad too early and that for the best banana experience you should wait till it just starts developing black spots.
"4.Has a tab for removal of wrapper"
Again, a selectively bred trait. Have you ever tried to unwrap a plantain? Also, not everyone in the world uses that "tab" to open their banana, some open it from the other end and some skip it altogether and split it down the middle.
"5.Is perforated on wrapper"
Sure it is... if that were really true, the fruit would always spoil. This goes in with #4
"6.Bio-degradable wrapper"
Biomass is biodegradable. I'm amazed.
"7.Is shaped for human mouth"
This goes back to the "shaped for the hand" thing in point #1. I can also add that there are a lot of things that fit comfortably in a human mouth that Ray finds rather unacceptable... ;)
"8.Has a point at top for ease of entry"
....must....resist....joke..........
"9.Is pleasing to taste buds"
Another triumph in human brilliance; we eat things that taste good.
"10.Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy"
Of course if you hold it the other way it is curved away from your mouth, making it more difficult to eat. That proves it! God doesn't want us to eat bananas!